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(Huffington Post)   Stop me if you've heard this: Matt Damon, George Clooney, John Goodman and Bill Murray walk into a restaurant   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 31
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2013-03-13 01:57:24 AM  
To be a fly on that wall...
 
2013-03-13 06:25:38 AM  

ladyfortuna: To be a fly on that wall...


No one would ever believe you.
 
2013-03-13 06:35:21 AM  
Publicity stunt. Yawn!
 
2013-03-13 06:45:08 AM  
I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at Clooney's 'stache.
 
2013-03-13 06:54:45 AM  

farkingismybusiness: ladyfortuna: To be a fly on that wall...

No one would ever believe you.


Actually, I was there at the time, sitting up at the bar.

John Goodman was pissed. People kept coming up to him all night and asking, "John! John! Is that really Farker czetie sitting at the bar?"

/I am often compared to George Clooney, but not favorably
 
2013-03-13 06:57:48 AM  
the other fellows were probably angry the restaurant ran out of food trying to sate 'Tiny' Goodman's enormous gut. fat bastard had to lose weight to play Babe Ruth for chrissakes.
 
2013-03-13 07:16:12 AM  
We have a feeling the 2014 Oscars are going to be packed with the crème de la crème of Hollywood.

As opposed to the past couple of years, with all those D-List assholes all over the place.

Seriously, who writes crap like that?
 
2013-03-13 07:42:31 AM  

farkingismybusiness: ladyfortuna: To be a fly on that wall...

No one would ever believe you.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-03-13 07:43:46 AM  
Talk about A-list.

Yeah, two of 'em.
 
2013-03-13 07:46:08 AM  

farkingismybusiness: ladyfortuna: To be a fly on that wall...

No one would ever believe you.


Came for this...leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-13 07:51:58 AM  

mat catastrophe: We have a feeling the 2014 Oscars are going to be packed with the crème de la crème of Hollywood.

As opposed to the past couple of years, with all those D-List assholes all over the place.

Seriously, who writes crap like that?


Writers who hate their life and have no creativity anymore.
 
2013-03-13 07:53:45 AM  
For some reason, I imagine them talking about Bill Brasky.
 
2013-03-13 08:18:30 AM  

ladyfortuna: To be a fly on that wall...


You'd probably be saying something like, "Help me, pleeeeze helllp me!"
 
2013-03-13 08:28:57 AM  
DNRTFA
Did HuffPo really call this foursome "A-listers"?  Now you know why I don't click HuffPo links.

If it was my place I would have thrown them out on their asses.  Just because.
 
2013-03-13 08:38:34 AM  
"I'm sorry Matt but he's a Best Picture Winner now. You'll find someone else. Bill, shiat or get off the pot about Ghostbusters 3. For the last time, John, yes I am going to finish that."
 
2013-03-13 08:58:17 AM  
Whoever wrote this: "We have a feeling the 2014 Oscars are going to be packed with the crème de la crème of Hollywood"

...should be kicked in the junk as hard as humanly possible.
 
2013-03-13 10:19:08 AM  

mat catastrophe: We have a feeling the 2014 Oscars are going to be packed with the crème de la crème of Hollywood.

As opposed to the past couple of years, with all those D-List assholes all over the place.

Seriously, who writes crap like that?


Somebody who is having the only available fun with their job by slipping weapons-grade sarcasm past their editor?
 
2013-03-13 10:28:14 AM  

CarnySaur: For some reason, I imagine them talking about Bill Brasky.


Hey, are you talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
dubsism.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-13 10:33:21 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: CarnySaur: For some reason, I imagine them talking about Bill Brasky.

Hey, are you talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!
[dubsism.files.wordpress.com image 679x344]


Then I'm buying you a round!

/one of my favorite sketches
//precursor to that Chuck Norris shiat
 
2013-03-13 10:33:32 AM  
And don't tip the waitress.
 
2013-03-13 11:36:02 AM  
Let's see, I have a great love, admiration for all four and that movie description may as well be classified as KatjaMouse bait.
 
2013-03-13 12:47:18 PM  
It looks like John Goodman lost some weight.  Good for the Man.
 
2013-03-13 01:42:04 PM  
FTFA The film centers on a group of art experts who unite to recover pieces of work stolen by Nazis before Hitler destroys them. (And get this, the leading lady is Cate Blanchett).

so... if cate blanchett plays a nazi officer, does this count as indy 5?
 
2013-03-13 02:57:28 PM  
I wonder if Goodman and Clooney were sharing Roseanne stories.
 
2013-03-13 06:40:03 PM  

netringer: It looks like John Goodman lost some weight.  Good for the Man.


How he has never been nominated for an Oscar is beyond me.
 
2013-03-13 09:23:59 PM  

Speaker2Animals: netringer: It looks like John Goodman lost some weight.  Good for the Man.

How he has never been nominated for an Oscar is beyond me.


Has he ever played anything more than a bit part that wasn't animated or Big Lebowski?
 
2013-03-13 09:41:48 PM  

Shadowtag: Speaker2Animals: netringer: It looks like John Goodman lost some weight.  Good for the Man.

How he has never been nominated for an Oscar is beyond me.

Has he ever played anything more than a bit part that wasn't animated or Big Lebowski?


He played the lead in 'Babe' - a film about Babe Ruth.
 
2013-03-13 10:02:22 PM  
i.huffpost.com

The new Ghostbusters! :D
 
2013-03-13 10:23:35 PM  

phlegmmo: Shadowtag: Speaker2Animals: netringer: It looks like John Goodman lost some weight.  Good for the Man.

How he has never been nominated for an Oscar is beyond me.

Has he ever played anything more than a bit part that wasn't animated or Big Lebowski?

He played the lead in 'Babe' - a film about Babe Ruth.


He was robbed of an Oscar for King Ralph.
 
2013-03-13 11:10:26 PM  
Of the four of them, i want to meet Goodman the most.
 
2013-03-13 11:57:06 PM  

LemSkroob: Of the four of them, i want to meet Goodman the most.


It's mostly a toss-up for me. They all seem smarter than your average star to me, but Murray has the added advantage of eccentric behavior and randomly showing up to party with the 'plebes.
 
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