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2013-03-13 12:39:33 AM
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YOU

DON'T

SAY
 
2013-03-13 12:58:14 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img40.imageshack.us image 480x325]

YOU

DON'T

SAY


Couldn't have said it better, myself.
 
2013-03-13 01:17:24 AM
mlblogsredstatebluestate.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-13 01:26:15 AM
Looks pretty good, but a bit vacant behind the eyes in some pics.
 
2013-03-13 01:31:34 AM
Don't get me wrong here, but is it just me or does her body have the kind of proportions you usually see in bad magazine photoshops? Just seems like her neck and arms are way too long somehow.
 
2013-03-13 01:32:38 AM
I'm ok with this
 
2013-03-13 08:10:00 AM
The main picture, doesn't she look like that chick from "The Spy Who Loved Me"?
 
2013-03-13 08:26:29 AM
Will she just let them loose already before it's too late?
 
2013-03-13 08:32:11 AM
And this is different than every other picture of her how?
 
2013-03-13 08:41:40 AM

ladyfortuna: Don't get me wrong here, but is it just me or does her body have the kind of proportions you usually see in bad magazine photoshops? Just seems like her neck and arms are way too long somehow.


Meow.
 
2013-03-13 08:53:24 AM
I still think she's one of the hottest celebs, but she will dominate the relationship.
 
2013-03-13 09:07:37 AM
The poster for Heartbreakers still wins as one of the worst promotional photoshops ever.

www.empireonline.com
 
2013-03-13 09:08:10 AM
Hey, you don't know this person personally....

2.bp.blogspot.com

....but please get butthurt that this picture was posted.

/suck it fat/depressed/lonely f*cks
 
2013-03-13 09:09:22 AM
And now, for the ULTIMATE BUTTHURT....


celebritiesgettingfat.com

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
 
2013-03-13 09:17:03 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hey, you don't know this person personally....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x435]

....but please get butthurt that this picture was posted.

/suck it fat/depressed/lonely f*cks


You sound angry. And gay.
 
2013-03-13 09:24:42 AM
When is she gonna let those $5mil boobies out
 
2013-03-13 09:31:08 AM

Mugato: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hey, you don't know this person personally....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x435]

....but please get butthurt that this picture was posted.

/suck it fat/depressed/lonely f*cks

You sound angry. And gay.


Awww...tell that to my wife and 20 month old.


/you sound fat/lonely
//it's ok, its fark.com
 
2013-03-13 09:35:44 AM
Put "Roy Hobbs" on your list toots.
 
2013-03-13 09:43:29 AM

Mugato: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hey, you don't know this person personally....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x435]

....but please get butthurt that this picture was posted.

/suck it fat/depressed/lonely f*cks

You sound angry. And gay.


He's both. We shall also refer to him as a pathetic loser.
 
2013-03-13 09:44:36 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Mugato: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hey, you don't know this person personally....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x435]

....but please get butthurt that this picture was posted.

/suck it fat/depressed/lonely f*cks

You sound angry. And gay.

Awww...tell that to my wife and 20 month old.


/you sound fat/lonely
//it's ok, its fark.com


Look, I have no problem if you want to come out of the closet, but don't you think you should tell your family instead of having some random guy on the internet do it?
 
2013-03-13 09:53:23 AM
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2013-03-13 09:59:15 AM
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I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...
 
2013-03-13 10:15:10 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: And now, for the ULTIMATE BUTTHURT....


[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!


Those are some beautiful biscuits right thar.
 
2013-03-13 10:35:19 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...


Is that any worse than someone who doesn't know JLH personally sitting around and posting unflattering pictures of her ass to try and upset random anonymous people on the intertubes? I'd say yes.

/Try not to shoot any spitballs at anyone at school.
 
2013-03-13 10:59:59 AM

TheLopper: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Is that any worse than someone who doesn't know JLH personally sitting around and posting unflattering pictures of her ass to try and upset random anonymous people on the intertubes? I'd say yes.

/Try not to shoot any spitballs at anyone at school.


What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.
 
2013-03-13 11:09:58 AM
Making this a better thread:

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That's better.
 
2013-03-13 11:10:03 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.


So, this is what you do between classes you supposedly teach? Behave like a jerk, then defend your behaving like a jerk?

If you're that desperate for attention, sad isn't the word to describe you.
 
2013-03-13 11:15:45 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: TheLopper: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Is that any worse than someone who doesn't know JLH personally sitting around and posting unflattering pictures of her ass to try and upset random anonymous people on the intertubes? I'd say yes.

/Try not to shoot any spitballs at anyone at school.

What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.


You have some serious issues.
Scary that someone hired you as a teacher.
 
2013-03-13 11:19:04 AM

LonMead: Amurica...Fark Ya!: What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.

So, this is what you do between classes you supposedly teach? Behave like a jerk, then defend your behaving like a jerk?

If you're that desperate for attention, sad isn't the word to describe you.


Karne: Amurica...Fark Ya!: TheLopper: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Is that any worse than someone who doesn't know JLH personally sitting around and posting unflattering pictures of her ass to try and upset random anonymous people on the intertubes? I'd say yes.

/Try not to shoot any spitballs at anyone at school.

What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.

You have some serious issues.
Scary that someone hired you as a teacher.


Awwwww, poor babies =-(.

You will get over it, everything will be ok....
 
2013-03-13 11:27:12 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: LonMead: Amurica...Fark Ya!: What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.

So, this is what you do between classes you supposedly teach? Behave like a jerk, then defend your behaving like a jerk?

If you're that desperate for attention, sad isn't the word to describe you.

Karne: Amurica...Fark Ya!: TheLopper: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Is that any worse than someone who doesn't know JLH personally sitting around and posting unflattering pictures of her ass to try and upset random anonymous people on the intertubes? I'd say yes.

/Try not to shoot any spitballs at anyone at school.

What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.

You have some serious issues.
Scary that someone hired you as a teacher.

Awwwww, poor babies =-(.

You will get over it, everything will be ok....


No, probably not. We'll move on, and you'll still be a jerk.
 
2013-03-13 11:34:09 AM
So, she's like millions of other people in this world, gains and loses weight occasionally as she ages.  Who knew?  She has the money to hire a personal trainer and the celebrity that if she really porks out could actually make some money from Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers by using their program to lose it.  I'm amused that someone always posts the 1-2 unflattering pictures out there so quickly for no apparent reason.  It's a given.
 
2013-03-13 11:55:12 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: And now, for the ULTIMATE BUTTHURT....


[celebritiesgettingfat.com image 400x504]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!


Yeah, I'd still hit it.  I'd still say she looks hot, even.  Some of us can deal with the realities of being human...

/although the reality that I'll never even be within 100 miles of her kinda hurts...
 
2013-03-13 12:21:34 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...


Amurica...Fark Ya!: TheLopper: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Is that any worse than someone who doesn't know JLH personally sitting around and posting unflattering pictures of her ass to try and upset random anonymous people on the intertubes? I'd say yes.

/Try not to shoot any spitballs at anyone at school.

What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.


You know, I'm going to give you a free month of TF because I feel sorry for you. Maybe TF will change you, or you'll troll so hard you'll have a heart attack.
 
2013-03-13 12:23:24 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.


I hope you're not teaching English.  Pretty sure that should be "white knight".
 
2013-03-13 12:23:51 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Mugato: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hey, you don't know this person personally....

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x435]

....but please get butthurt that this picture was posted.

/suck it fat/depressed/lonely f*cks

You sound angry. And gay.

Awww...tell that to my wife and 20 month old.


/you sound fat/lonely
//it's ok, its fark.com


I'm sure your wife is twice the size of JLH.
 
2013-03-13 12:45:50 PM
Did I forget to bookmark this thread? sorry
 
2013-03-13 01:00:03 PM

Lego_Addict: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Amurica...Fark Ya!: TheLopper: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Is that any worse than someone who doesn't know JLH personally sitting around and posting unflattering pictures of her ass to try and upset random anonymous people on the intertubes? I'd say yes.

/Try not to shoot any spitballs at anyone at school.

What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.

You know, I'm going to give you a free month of TF because I feel sorry for you. Maybe TF will change you, or you'll troll so hard you'll have a heart attack.


Thanks for the TF!

I don't always troll, but when I do, I troll JLH white knights.

Cheers!
 
2013-03-13 01:06:27 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.

I hope you're not teaching English.  Pretty sure that should be "white knight".


Oh, look at you finding a spelling error on the internet!  Good on you!

I teach math half the day and PE the other half.  I also do personal training after work for extra money.  My wife used to do personal training too until we got married and had a kid.  Now she stays home with our little one, and no, she is not a walrus like JLH.  I bet you wish I was fat and had a fat wife...sorry to ruin your fantasy.

If anyone is out on Lake Michigan this summer, we will be at Boater's Beach when we get time.  Our boat's name is "Bad Fish", and you are more than welcome to come check out my wife.

Ok white Knights, lunch time.  Later.
 
2013-03-13 01:29:49 PM
I'd hit JLH so hard she'd cough up one of my nuts.
 
2013-03-13 01:41:19 PM

Mugato: Will she just let them loose already before it's too late?


And we're done here.
 
2013-03-13 02:01:10 PM
Y'know, I have no vested interest in JHL necessarily, except that in some photos she looks pretty good.

But I don't get someone like Amurica focusing on a thread just to make a big stink.  There are lots of threads that could use some inspiration - if Amurica is a teacher then I think those talents could be put to better use there.

I wonder how many students will come on here and figure out who Amurica really is - with a boat on Lake Michigan - and see how this teacher treats people.  Heck, Amurica is in class at this moment, definitely not setting a good example.
 
2013-03-13 02:08:37 PM

Lego_Addict: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Amurica...Fark Ya!: TheLopper: Amurica...Fark Ya!: [t1.gstatic.com image 179x282]


I can't stop, sorry.  It's too much fun watching people who don't even know JLH personally getting upset over her fatass.

OK, I got another class coming in...you all have fun with this...

Is that any worse than someone who doesn't know JLH personally sitting around and posting unflattering pictures of her ass to try and upset random anonymous people on the intertubes? I'd say yes.

/Try not to shoot any spitballs at anyone at school.

What?  I was killing some time before my 2nd class for the day got here.  Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.  I really don't care either way, and yea she looks hot when the makeup and photoshop is on, but the rise I get out of people defending her is good fun.  If you are foaming at the mouth because someone posts unflattering pictures of someone whom you do not know, you are sad.  Sad, and probably gross, fat, or lonely.  But hey, that's fark.com.

You know, I'm going to give you a free month of TF because I feel sorry for you. Maybe TF will change you, or you'll troll so hard you'll have a heart attack.


Thank you for giving him the gift of TF. Maybe he'll spend all his time on TFD now instead of shiatting all over the liter threads. You have spared many from the derp, good sir!
 
2013-03-13 02:54:59 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: The Crepes of Wrath: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.

I hope you're not teaching English.  Pretty sure that should be "white knight".

Oh, look at you finding a spelling error on the internet!  Good on you!

I teach math half the day and PE the other half.  I also do personal training after work for extra money.  My wife used to do personal training too until we got married and had a kid.  Now she stays home with our little one, and no, she is not a walrus like JLH.  I bet you wish I was fat and had a fat wife...sorry to ruin your fantasy.

If anyone is out on Lake Michigan this summer, we will be at Boater's Beach when we get time.  Our boat's name is "Bad Fish", and you are more than welcome to come check out my wife.

Ok white Knights, lunch time.  Later.


Wow, you've combined two of the biggest stars in trolling to create your alter ego.  I'm a little impressed.

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i727.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-13 03:12:04 PM

Lodger: Y'know, I have no vested interest in JHL necessarily, except that in some photos she looks pretty good.

But I don't get someone like Amurica focusing on a thread just to make a big stink.  There are lots of threads that could use some inspiration - if Amurica is a teacher then I think those talents could be put to better use there.

I wonder how many students will come on here and figure out who Amurica really is - with a boat on Lake Michigan - and see how this teacher treats people.  Heck, Amurica is in class at this moment, definitely not setting a good example.


One of the things I find amusing about him is simply the fact that he's going on and on about "white-knight"ing JLH when in fact all anyone has done is be critical of him. And that supposed air of superiority ("haha, look at what I made all you losers do!)... I'd be willing to bet he's an inspiration to all the bullies at that school where he supposedly teaches.

Oh, and I'm not too impressed that he invites us to see his "boat" and his "wife" this summer. When no one is ever able to find him out there, the response will be something like "did you look out on the water?", some other such derp.

All in all, I just find someone who chooses to come onto a social website and be deliberately provocative and antisocial in that manner to be amazingly immature.
 
2013-03-13 03:12:07 PM
Did that guy just tell a bunch of random internet guys to come check out his wife?  With instructions on how to do so?  And he said they were both personal trainers?  And he is gay but wants someone else to inform his family of the fact? And he claims to be a teacher (gym, no less)?

If those posts are fake it is really funny.

If they are real then it is hilarious (and he is about as pathetic as they come) - good stuff.
 
2013-03-13 03:19:51 PM
None of you have, nor will you ever, ever, post a pic of her that will diminish my desire to become jiggy with her.

Never.
 
2013-03-13 03:30:09 PM

Bleyo: Amurica...Fark Ya!: The Crepes of Wrath: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Pretty funny to watch people who have no personal connection to JLH white night the sh*t out of her.

I hope you're not teaching English.  Pretty sure that should be "white knight".

Oh, look at you finding a spelling error on the internet!  Good on you!

I teach math half the day and PE the other half.  I also do personal training after work for extra money.  My wife used to do personal training too until we got married and had a kid.  Now she stays home with our little one, and no, she is not a walrus like JLH.  I bet you wish I was fat and had a fat wife...sorry to ruin your fantasy.

If anyone is out on Lake Michigan this summer, we will be at Boater's Beach when we get time.  Our boat's name is "Bad Fish", and you are more than welcome to come check out my wife.

Ok white Knights, lunch time.  Later.

Wow, you've combined two of the biggest stars in trolling to create your alter ego.  I'm a little impressed.

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[i727.photobucket.com image 500x395]



Lulz

+1
 
2013-03-13 03:41:04 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hey, you don't know this person personally....



....but please get butthurt that this picture was posted.

/suck it fat/depressed/lonely f*cks


I would still let here grind her undercarage all over my face when she looked like this. Just a little extra padding for smashing, thats all.
 
2013-03-13 03:57:55 PM

23FPB23: None of you have, nor will you ever, ever, post a pic of her that will diminish my desire to become jiggy with her.

Never.


What, like this one?
i.imgur.com

Or maybe this one?
lifestylebay.com

THIS one should do it...
pthumbnails.5min.com
 
2013-03-13 04:13:36 PM
Get back to me when this show is on instant streaming so I can fap to it on mute.
 
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