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(FOX6Now)   Twinkies due back on shelves by summer. Our long national nightmare is over   (fox6now.com) divider line 74
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2013-03-13 08:11:24 AM
We buried you. There was a coffin, a gravestone...the whole thing.

I knew you were alive, I knew it. Everybody said I had to let you go. I love you. You're the love of my life.

You said you'd be right back.

Well I'm sorry too...but I had to move on.

www.nypost.com
 
2013-03-13 08:19:07 AM
Because her last name sounds a lot like the name of the company that bought the rights for Twinkies,
here's a picture of Maria Menounos:

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-03-13 08:51:50 AM
North Korean Best Korean Tastee Kakes for the Lazy American Worker Who Eats Snow FTW

The gracious North Koreans have a truck drive by my tent and drop off cakes and wall material.
 
2013-03-13 08:55:52 AM

verbaltoxin: We buried you. There was a coffin, a gravestone...the whole thing.

I knew you were alive, I knew it. Everybody said I had to let you go. I love you. You're the love of my life.

You said you'd be right back.

Well I'm sorry too...but I had to move on.

[www.nypost.com image 524x615]


Mrs. Freshley is a whore and a madame, and pimps out Little Debbie.

Twinkie The Kid, however, is virtuous and beyond reproach.
 
2013-03-13 09:04:20 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Mrs. Freshley is a whore and a madame, and pimps out Little Debbie.


If that's an insult, then you have failed.
 
2013-03-13 10:24:54 AM
I think I'll pass on the scab filled Twinkies.
 
2013-03-13 11:07:01 AM
I might eat one Twinkie per year. Then I remember why I only eat one Twinkie per year. The mediocre flavor isn't worth the empty calories. There's absolutely nothing of value in a Twinkie. They're solid-baked chemical sludge.
 
2013-03-13 11:12:37 AM

ZeroCorpse: I might eat one Twinkie per year. Then I remember why I only eat one Twinkie per year. The mediocre flavor isn't worth the empty calories. There's absolutely nothing of value in a Twinkie. They're solid-baked chemical sludge.


Werd. I'd rather have one of those spongecake dessert cups filled with whipped cream. Plus fresh fruit.
 
2013-03-13 11:13:17 AM
Don't really care about the Twinkes. Now if they said my HoHo's are back.....

/HoHo ripoffs are gross
///gimme the real thing
 
2013-03-13 11:14:56 AM

Heraclitus: I think I'll pass on the scab filled Twinkies.


What? Her hands are clean. Well, clean-ish. She probably won't even work for the new company, anyway.

www.moneynews.com
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2013-03-13 11:17:49 AM
I only have three words to say.  The initials are T.W.S

/you'd better get that reference
 
2013-03-13 11:20:25 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I only have three words to say.  The initials are T.W.S

/you'd better get that reference


If I do, can I drink from the firehose?
 
2013-03-13 11:40:19 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I only have three words to say.  The initials are T.W.S

/you'd better get that reference

If I do, can I drink from the firehose?


HAHA, I see what you did there!
 
2013-03-13 11:41:46 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I only have three words to say.  The initials are T.W.S

/you'd better get that reference

If I do, can I drink from the firehose?


Oh, I forgot, only if you find the marble!
 
2013-03-13 11:43:23 AM

corq: So I send this urgent news to my BF, the resident Foodie of the household. Targeted Gmail advert results:

"BrownieBrittle.com - Enjoy the crispy brownie edges Indulge in the hottest new snack. "

//no idea what that is, not clickin on it
///after reading too much fark, mind went to gutter immediately


Don't do it. That stuff is like crack. Got two bags at Publix (but 1 get 1 free) not too long ago, they were gone in about 2 days.
 
2013-03-13 12:41:35 PM

realmolo: PsiChick: scared coward: subby made me think of  http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of- p eace-and-pros,464/

...That is...holy fark. Was Bush  that obvious pre-9\11? Or is this writer just psychic or something?

Yeah, if the date on that article is correct, that's amazing. I mean, it's spot-on.


It's missing some stuff, but...o.O Goddamn.
 
2013-03-13 12:45:22 PM
Brand worth 410 million and they still went bankrupt.
 
2013-03-13 12:51:35 PM

lionfish: Irrelevant, Walmart's brand "Great Value" has already stolen the Hostess technology and cloned all their snacks, Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Hohos, cupcakes, even the long lost Hostess "O's" (Rasberry filled white dohnuts) are back on the shelves at walmart and are indistinguishable from the actual products they copy.  All the old hostess brands are there, even dunkin stix. And they are FAR cheaper than hostess ever sold them for.


Hostess O's may be one of the greatest creations ever......or maybe I overstate things just a bit
 
2013-03-13 07:33:12 PM
Another properly looted company run into bankruptcy. All creditors and regular employees thoroughly screwed. Doors closed for the requisite time so those pesky union people don't have to be hired back. Sold to a company that will probably re-install the same management team that destroyed it in the first place, after they've all enjoyed a nice vacation. The rest will be hired back without bargaining rights and no pensions and maybe forshiat medical benefits, at half what they were making before.

Watch for the news stories about who claims credit for creating all these new jobs.
 
2013-03-13 08:15:44 PM
Hooray! You'll be able to get your shiatty sponge cake filled with whipped sugared shortening again, and all it took was for unionized skilled labor to take it up the ass! Again!
 
2013-03-13 08:20:29 PM
radiovox:Hostess O's may be one of the greatest creations ever......or maybe I overstate things just a bit

I was always partial to the lil' angels
 
2013-03-13 08:24:04 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: sdallyjr: [www.webpagefx.com image 205x164]

how farking stupid to post that picture. was that a twinkie?

/ i want my vacum cleaner back


Drake's Coffee Cakes were mentioned in the article
 
2013-03-13 11:50:29 PM

lionfish: Irrelevant, Walmart's brand "Great Value" has already stolen the Hostess technology and cloned all their snacks, Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Hohos, cupcakes, even the long lost Hostess "O's" (Rasberry filled white dohnuts) are back on the shelves at walmart and are indistinguishable from the actual products they copy.  All the old hostess brands are there, even dunkin stix. And they are FAR cheaper than hostess ever sold them for.


I'll shop at a WalMart half past when I die. I'm not giving my money to people who use it to keep wages artificially low by putting American labor in competition with Chinese slaves.
 
2013-03-14 02:07:57 AM

firefly212: lionfish: Irrelevant, Walmart's brand "Great Value" has already stolen the Hostess technology and cloned all their snacks, Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Hohos, cupcakes, even the long lost Hostess "O's" (Rasberry filled white dohnuts) are back on the shelves at walmart and are indistinguishable from the actual products they copy.  All the old hostess brands are there, even dunkin stix. And they are FAR cheaper than hostess ever sold them for.

I'll shop at a WalMart half past when I die. I'm not giving my money to people who use it to keep wages artificially low by putting American labor in competition with Chinese slaves.


This.  Call me when there are Costco Twinkies.
 
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