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2013-03-12 10:49:17 PM
Too much time on my hands
 
2013-03-12 11:01:52 PM
Wow - Tennessee gets specific with an actress. An actress who played Sarah Palin in a parody film. That sums it all up.
 
2013-03-12 11:02:57 PM

naughtyrev: Wow - Tennessee gets specific with an actress. An actress who played Sarah Palin in a parody film. That sums it all up.


And as a follow-up - Alaska also searched for her.
 
2013-03-12 11:03:54 PM
That's a fun site. lol, Korea
 
2013-03-12 11:10:05 PM
And what the hell is up with Romania!?!?!
 
2013-03-12 11:11:47 PM
Ok, I'm going to keep posting as I see shiat, but also, really Czech Republic? "castrated shemale"?
 
2013-03-12 11:15:46 PM
Israel, India, you both have some explaining to do.
 
2013-03-12 11:35:19 PM

naughtyrev: naughtyrev: Wow - Tennessee gets specific with an actress. An actress who played Sarah Palin in a parody film. That sums it all up.

And as a follow-up - Alaska also searched for her.


so did New Jersey, Connecticut, New York, and both Dakotas.
 
2013-03-12 11:54:51 PM
MS loves them some gay black men.

This really needs to go green. It is epic.
 
2013-03-12 11:58:09 PM
Every single one of the top 10 in Peru is gay. This is farking hilarious.
 
2013-03-13 12:03:29 AM
College is a porn sub-genre? Can anyone shed some light on this?
 
2013-03-13 12:09:13 AM
9 of the top 10 searches in Chile are 'gay'... including homeless (gay).  Gay homeless people is a porn genre?
 
2013-03-13 12:10:12 AM
...and Peru is 10 for 10 with gay, including "Just Bieber"... like subby said, NTTAWWT
 
2013-03-13 12:11:38 AM
No wonder McConnell's all freaked out.
 
2013-03-13 12:11:49 AM
"Asian" is #1 in Washington and California, and doesn't even make the top ten in Oregon (#1 is "teen" for us, as it is in Nevada). Though "hentai" is #8 for us and California, and #9 in Washington and Nevada.

Must be the tentacles.

/Idaho has "MILF" as #1, and completely lacks tentacles in the top 10. Weirdos.
 
2013-03-13 12:15:59 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Every single one of the top 10 in Peru is gay. This is farking hilarious.


South America in general is a bit repressed when it comes to the gay.
 
2013-03-13 12:16:35 AM
wtf Texas:

#1 teen
#2 milf

hmmm, this is interesting: "ebony" is #1 in all the South:, LA, MS, AL, GA, AR, NC, SC

I'm sure something could be said for the correlation of this plus deepseated hatred of african americans, majority conservative, etc in the deep south. I'm not sure what, though.
 
2013-03-13 12:17:07 AM
Wow, Iran has some repressed issues.
 
2013-03-13 12:17:49 AM

naughtyrev: Israel, India, you both have some explaining to do.


India is totally into auntfarking... you can't go to a Desi site w/o seeing some auntfarker ad.
 
2013-03-13 12:20:57 AM
Canada likes Asians, Americans like MILFs, and Mexicans like gays.  Not what I would have predicted.
 
2013-03-13 12:21:22 AM
Japan*:

#1 Japanese
#2 Japanese
#3 Japanese
#4 Japanese
#5 Japanese
#6 Asian
#7 HENTAI
#8 Japanese
#9 Japanese Glossmen**
#10 Japanese

*I know all the categories weren't literally "Japanese" but this is otherwise pretty funny.
** Don't wanna know
 
2013-03-13 12:23:52 AM

Tellingthem: naughtyrev: naughtyrev: Wow - Tennessee gets specific with an actress. An actress who played Sarah Palin in a parody film. That sums it all up.

And as a follow-up - Alaska also searched for her.

so did New Jersey, Connecticut, New York, and both Dakotas.


And Mexico.
 
2013-03-13 12:24:07 AM
Wow Chile.
 
2013-03-13 12:25:06 AM
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2013-03-13 12:27:09 AM

gameshowhost: hey, what the...

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I just saw that.  Also, Finland loves them some grannies.
 
2013-03-13 12:31:46 AM
I'm totally sure this is accurate data. Without any makeup whatsoever.
 
2013-03-13 12:32:24 AM
Wow, Peru and Chile are seriously fabulous.
 
2013-03-13 12:36:02 AM

vossiewulf: Wow, Peru and Chile are seriously fabulous.


Brokeback Andes
 
2013-03-13 12:36:38 AM
That's it, I'm staying the hell away from Hungary and Romania.
 
2013-03-13 12:48:42 AM
What is 'straight (gay)'?  How can it be both?  Noticed that showed up on several states.
 
2013-03-13 01:47:54 AM

ShawnDoc: What is 'straight (gay)'?  How can it be both?  Noticed that showed up on several states.


You might want to add Czech Republic to that list, unless you like fisting ffm and castrated shemales.

And now I'm curious as to the Vatican's habits...
 
2013-03-13 01:52:57 AM
jaylectricity
I'm totally sure this is accurate data. Without any makeup whatsoever.


It looks like It's search queries from one (group of) tube site(s).
Depending on the popularity of those sites and the accuracy of IP geolocation in different areas (they don't even seem to have any data for half of Eastern Europe) and people clearing private data after browsing porn, a single repeat visitor who is also a habitual user of the search function will heavily skew those lists

That also explains (or is even proven by) the fact that there are some rather specific results like a porn star's name in some regions:
If they don't go by what people watch, but what people _search_ for, they lose all visitors who use the sites without searching and free porn sites usually offer browsing by date, popularity, tags, categories and so on. So I would wager that most of their visitors simply click on some category and follow links instead of ever using the search function, what with having to type search queries one-handed and all that...
 
2013-03-13 01:53:40 AM
Thanks  Subby, I laughed. Especially at Peru. NTTAWWT. Also, some of these countries are very focused on home-grown porn. 6/10 of Colombia's searches had to do with Colombia, 5/10 for Brazil, and there are probably other, better, examples.

ShawnDoc: What is 'straight (gay)'?  How can it be both?  Noticed that showed up on several states.


Men who act in gay porn but claim to be straight? Or gay men who act in gay porn but can pull off the "straight" role? That's what it sounds like...
 
2013-03-13 01:55:27 AM

The Onion is prophetic: 9 of the top 10 searches in Chile are 'gay'... including homeless (gay).  Gay homeless people is a porn genre?


The Ukraine's apparently into gay raincoats.
 
2013-03-13 01:55:52 AM
Finland, wtf?
 
2013-03-13 01:58:46 AM
Syria's #9 is dirty scat. Ewww
 
2013-03-13 02:05:40 AM
WOO HOO!
 
2013-03-13 02:14:28 AM
Paris1127
ShawnDoc: What is 'straight (gay)'? How can it be both? Noticed that showed up on several states.

Men who act in gay porn but claim to be straight? Or gay men who act in gay porn but can pull off the "straight" role? That's what it sounds like...


If you look at their search form, there's a radio button [straight |gay| tranny].
Maybe "foobar (gay)" means that the people searching for "foobar" had selected "gay"?

/although "straight (gay)" still seems odd
 
2013-03-13 02:16:00 AM
Is the prevalence of "creampie" an indication that people are sick and tired of money shots in the face by now?

Also... interesting that specific porn stars show up in searches...

Russia loves Sasha Grey
America, Britain and Mexico all love Lisa Ann (prolly because of Palin)
Finland loves Jayden James
Germany loves Gina Wild
Italy loves Sara Tommasi
Ukraine loves Heather Vandeven
India loves Sunny Leone
Vietnam loves Traci Lords
Kazakhstan loves Zafira
Morocco loves Jayda Diamonde
South Africa loves Jean Franko (gay)
Indonesia loves Maria Ozawa
Colombia loves Esperanza Gomez
 
2013-03-13 02:18:50 AM

brainiac-dumdum: Finland, wtf?


^

Poland #2: podrywacze. Did I just say something horrifying? Google won't even translate it.
 
2013-03-13 02:22:01 AM
Peru- All ten are (gay).

What's happenin' Peru?
 
2013-03-13 02:24:30 AM
www.clusterfake.net
?
 
2013-03-13 02:30:12 AM
This is a bookmark for post work reading.
 
2013-03-13 03:30:57 AM

alexjoss: Too much time on my hands



Now, I'm a jet-fuel genius
I can solve the world's problems without even trying
I got dozens of friends, and the fun never ends
That is, as long as I'm buying
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
 
2013-03-13 03:37:47 AM
Wtf is brcc?
 
2013-03-13 03:41:00 AM
Washington DC:

wide stance
pale young interns
chicks with dics
don't ask (don't tell)
Asian boy bukakke
clown on clown love

At first I thought this site was for humor but now I'm thinking they're spot-on.
 
2013-03-13 03:45:45 AM
Creampie in the top 5 for many states.   Being a Los Angeleno, surely, I was under the impression that everyone was very interested in seeing sex in the missionary position, whilst a party wore a condom?  What is the meaning of this??? (not that there's any reason why "creampie" particularly stuck out for me...ahem)

I thought that the results would have been a little more creepy/kinky.  Would have thought there would be a lot more results for things like rape, gangang, and maybe, just maybe... "hirsute".  I only looked at US states' searches, so I have hope that "hirsute" porn is at the top of the list for some country, like Turkey, or Azerbaijan.  On another note, go Texas, with your love of hentai.
 
2013-03-13 03:48:23 AM
No. 8 for Egypt is "Japan Bus"

Would somebody please explain this for the rest of us that don't get it?
 
2013-03-13 03:48:28 AM

wildcardjack: Peru- All ten are (gay).

What's happenin' Peru?


Macho Pee-chew
 
2013-03-13 03:50:37 AM
Nevada #10:  'Mom'
 
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