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(The Sun)   Image of Jesus appears on car's windshield. Must have been a Christler   ( ) divider line 56
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4602 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2013 at 1:32 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 10:36:29 PM  
2013-03-13 01:37:12 AM  
So THAT's why those footprints turned into tire tracks.
2013-03-13 01:37:16 AM
2013-03-13 01:37:22 AM
2013-03-13 01:38:11 AM  
You know that actually looks like Abraham... or Moses... or Muhammad, maybe the Dalai Lama, Martin Brodeur, some guy named Joe
2013-03-13 01:39:01 AM  
Gods wonders are BIG nowadays!! Sure will make me a believer!
2013-03-13 01:39:14 AM  
OK now this is getting ridiculous. What the fark am I even looking at?
2013-03-13 01:41:01 AM  
Jesus?  Looks more like this guy...
2013-03-13 01:41:17 AM  
Jesus on the windshield? He belongs on the dashboard!
2013-03-13 01:41:30 AM  
This is why people should believe in Joe Pesci.  None of this silly nonsense about showing up on someone's windshield or toast or what have you.  If Joe Pesci is going to show up somewhere, it'll be on someone's doorstep, probably with a bat in hand.
2013-03-13 01:43:43 AM  
Came here for Chryslus images. 

Leaving gassy.
2013-03-13 01:43:47 AM  
It's definitely Jesus. I can tell from looking at the pixels, and having seen quite a few messiahs in my time.
2013-03-13 01:44:26 AM  


"Maybe there was some holy water in the car! It was very strange."

Dumbest comment EVAR!
2013-03-13 01:46:18 AM  
That's the Burger King.
2013-03-13 01:46:22 AM  
How come this never showed up on the Popemobile?
2013-03-13 01:47:06 AM  
2013-03-13 01:48:32 AM  
If I had say that it looks like anything, I'd guess the puppet from Saw, or maybe Trollface. I've seen armpits that look more like Jesus (even White Jesus) than that does.
2013-03-13 01:50:37 AM  

Sinister Urge: That's the Burger King.

He is KING of Burger Kings! Praise his flame-broiled ways!
2013-03-13 01:50:50 AM  
That looks like Zappa.
2013-03-13 01:51:21 AM
2013-03-13 01:51:58 AM  
I don't see it.
2013-03-13 01:54:06 AM  
These Jesus/Madonna image stories are always stupid but this one is exceptionally dumb.  And while most readers will think "Hey that's dumb", some small fraction of retards will think: "See, it's all real and Jesus wants me to vote such and such a way".  And then the benevolent aliens with the technology for ultra-cheap energy, plentiful food and interstellar travel DON'T take the Earth exit again.
2013-03-13 01:54:57 AM
2013-03-13 01:55:12 AM  

germ78: I don't see it.

HOW LONG WILL YOU DENY THE GIFTS OF CHRIST?!? BURN HERETIC! BURN I-what really, you can't see the moustache?
2013-03-13 01:57:12 AM  
Uh, okay.

Been sniffing the Kleer-kote again, huh?
2013-03-13 01:58:32 AM  
"Seeing the image hasn't changed my life so far, it hasn't led to a conversion experience, but who knows - maybe it has something to do with Easter approaching."

Somebody must have given up sanity for Lent.
2013-03-13 02:01:28 AM  
Subby, are you sure it wasn't a Delordian?
2013-03-13 02:05:03 AM  

Tommy Moo: OK now this is getting ridiculous. What the fark am I even looking at?

Even knowing that the 'image' should be in the center of the photograph (unless the photographer is 'tarded) I still don't see it.
2013-03-13 02:06:54 AM
2013-03-13 02:08:48 AM  

alexjoss: Nice!

He who would pun would pick a pocket.

/oh wait, this is Fark
//subby owes me a keyboard
2013-03-13 02:16:33 AM  
2013-03-13 02:18:23 AM  
I found that headline a lot funnier than I probably should have.
2013-03-13 02:34:15 AM  
I'm pretty sure that was the guy in the old coat with an 'Every bit helps' sign at 23rd and Main.
2013-03-13 02:38:45 AM  
Looked like Bin Ladin to me
2013-03-13 02:50:32 AM  
Jesus is preventing right clicking. I guess it's because I'm not Jewish. Sorry Jesus. I'll try harder to be born Jewish.
2013-03-13 02:55:50 AM  
When someone gets a picture of Jesus in a crap they took after eating Christmas dinner, then I'll be impressed.
2013-03-13 02:59:05 AM  

ReapTheChaos: When someone gets a picture of Jesus in a crap they took after eating Christmas dinner, then I'll be impressed.

Jesus poops, immaculately.

/ 2 flsuh, no wipe dump, FTW
//probably because he loves the whores
2013-03-13 03:26:36 AM  
Obligatory from the Thinking Atheist
2013-03-13 04:03:58 AM  
Holy crap!   It looks like Gunga Din with a toilet brush stuck in his ear!
2013-03-13 04:10:40 AM  

Do the needful: Subby, are you sure it wasn't a Delordian?

Not subby, but it was definitely a Plymouth, because God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in his Fury.
2013-03-13 05:07:24 AM

No? Anyone else? Just me? Really?
2013-03-13 05:12:15 AM  
That can't be right. Jesus told his apostles to be in one Accord.
2013-03-13 05:12:35 AM  
Well, shiat!

Now I believe. Why wasn't the god of the Jews be clearer before?

Time to rebuild them temple.
2013-03-13 05:25:29 AM
2013-03-13 05:31:24 AM  
Jesus was not a long-haired white guy who suddenly popped out of a vagina in the Middle East. Can we all agree on this?
2013-03-13 05:55:48 AM  

ParagonComplex: Looked like Bin Ladin to me

2013-03-13 06:08:00 AM  
Thats funny because the Bible includes no description of the physical appearance of Jesus before his death.
2013-03-13 06:25:48 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: If I had say that it looks like anything, I'd guess the puppet from Saw, or maybe Trollface.

No, wait, I know who/what it is. Duh, I should have seen it before.
2013-03-13 06:54:22 AM  
I think it looks like a homeless guy wiping his windshield took a faceplant on it.
2013-03-13 06:58:45 AM
2013-03-13 07:42:39 AM

/Did the car have Antartic plates?
2013-03-13 08:04:43 AM
2013-03-13 08:49:28 AM  
Commandment 11: Thou shall buy new wiper blades.
2013-03-13 09:34:08 AM  
I can't see it.

Also, why the hell does this stuff get published?
2013-03-13 09:45:08 AM  
I see Bin Laden
2013-03-13 02:45:30 PM
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