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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   The two women whose truck was shot up by the LAPD because they were mistaken for a black guy will not be getting a new truck because: a) the LAPD wanted them to pay income tax, b) the LAPD wanted them to pose for a photo op, c) all of the above   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 152
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gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-14 01:13:47 PM

Satanic_Hamster: gja: My uncle was a Marine MP. Sweet boiling-oil Jesus, picking some shiat with him had to be beyond braindead.
At 6'2" 240 when he was in service (and not a bit of fat on him) he was just average size in his MP unit.
The bigger guys could get the Marines who stepped out of line to get in the car just by shooting them the stink-eye look.

What is with MPs and Marines?  Every former MP I've known seems to love the idea of slapping Marines around.


My uncle didn't 'like' it. It was his job to go and retrieve Marines who got out of line.
If you wanna see MPs who almost take glee in busting their fellow servicemen, try Shore Patrol (Navy).
They freaking LOVE it.
 
2013-03-14 02:26:18 PM

gja: Satanic_Hamster: gja: My uncle was a Marine MP. Sweet boiling-oil Jesus, picking some shiat with him had to be beyond braindead.
At 6'2" 240 when he was in service (and not a bit of fat on him) he was just average size in his MP unit.
The bigger guys could get the Marines who stepped out of line to get in the car just by shooting them the stink-eye look.

What is with MPs and Marines?  Every former MP I've known seems to love the idea of slapping Marines around.

My uncle didn't 'like' it. It was his job to go and retrieve Marines who got out of line.
If you wanna see MPs who almost take glee in busting their fellow servicemen, try Shore Patrol (Navy).
They freaking LOVE it.


Having served on both Army bases and a Naval Air Station, I have to agree. SP can be overenthusiastic. I was at Pearl Harbor visiting a kid in the Navy from my hometown, and we went to the EM Club to see the strippers, and there was an Aussie aircraft carrier visiting. A bunch of them were there, and they had a kid with them who was about 12. He was right up front on the strippers runway, and when one of the strippers dropped her pasties, that kid gobbled 'em up. The stripper kicked him in the jaw, and IT WAS ON! My buddy and I got underneath our table, and watched for the next hour as the SP had their hands full just trying to get in the door. Bottles flying, blood everywhere, and total mayhem. Eventually, the SP achieved their goal through sheer numbers.

The cool thing, two weeks later, they came to Barbers Point NAS (the strippers), the club had Nickel Beer Night. You could buy a case of Coors bottles for $1.20, they'd pop the caps on all of them, and you could carry the whole case back to your table. Bad idea. A squid jumped up on the stage and immediately caught a bottle in the face, and we got to see the same scene, complete with giant brawl, minus the Aussies, and performed with civilian rent-a-cops in lieu of the SP. SP was much more efficient and menacing in their role as villains. However a good time was had by all.
 
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