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2013-03-13 12:07:07 AM
16 votes:
Americans look like THIS *opens eyes really wide*
2013-03-13 12:42:39 AM
13 votes:
It's Tuesday and I've got no bird, I want to know who ate my bird.
2013-03-13 12:55:21 AM
6 votes:
What Korea look like to Americans

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2013-03-13 08:28:38 AM
5 votes:
farm5.static.flickr.com
North Korean babies are so strong, not even imperialist  American dog soldiers can kill them.

static1.businessinsider.com
American soldiers will steal your well babies whilst rooting around in your fanny pack and shooting at the sky. Silly Americans, you can't kill the sky.

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Do you WANT a haircut with a rusty saw? Then keep making those sneakers, commrade.

www.listphile.com

5. 5 dorra. 5 dorra foot rongs.
2013-03-13 12:16:25 AM
5 votes:
And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

Please.  There are no Republicans in Oregon.
2013-03-12 11:59:55 PM
5 votes:
They'd better be careful. The North Koreans living on bark will be jealous of our bird-eating ways.
2013-03-12 09:17:33 PM
5 votes:
that translation has to be off.... Too funny:  there are no birds in the trees, apart from these.  These birds will be eaten on Tuesday... and they are yummy.  Awesome.
2013-03-13 01:01:50 AM
4 votes:

chewd: What Korea look like to Americans

[i.imgur.com image 850x895]


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2013-03-13 12:42:17 AM
4 votes:
It's not snow, it's risotto.
2013-03-13 02:56:42 AM
3 votes:

Benjamin Orr: Man... I expected propaganda but I never expected such a slanted view of America.


Don't worry - it's just yellow journalism.
2013-03-13 02:44:52 AM
3 votes:

cc_rider: Lady Indica: cc_rider: Fake propaganda video is fake, but still pretty damn funny. On the other hand, there's a lot of things I've witnessed here that are far worse than this video (mostly not from here) purports to show.

This country isn't perfect, but when's the last time you saw someone starving to death.

I don't believe the video showed anyone "starving to death" either. But it does happen here, when children, the disabled or the the elderly are abused by their caretakers. I saw my best friend die a few years ago, from lack of basic medial care because he was sick, unemployed and uninsured. I've seen a mentally ill man beaten almost unconscious by police just 10 yards away from me. I've seen far too many homeless veterans hanging out on the streets of our nation's capitol. There are homeless camps in this city FFS. I've driven through industrial hell-holes in the Rust Belt, and seen abject poverty in the Northeast ghettos and in Appalachia. Just a couple weeks ago, the feds busted a large human trafficking ring in this town, where women were brought here from other countries and kept as sex-slaves.

There's a whole 'nother America that most people don't think about.


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
2013-03-13 02:03:26 AM
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

"...and when there was no meat, we ate fowl on Tuesday and when there was no fowl on Wednesday, we ate heroin, and when there was no heroin to be found, we ate snow.

You ate what?

We ate snow.

You ate SNOW?

That's right!"
2013-03-13 01:14:44 AM
3 votes:
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a birdburger today.
2013-03-13 01:06:53 AM
3 votes:
what on earth  makes you think he's delusional;?
deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
2013-03-13 12:52:54 AM
3 votes:
What's not to like about snow-coffee, roasted birds and free heroin?
2013-03-13 12:43:38 AM
3 votes:

ReapTheChaos: It's Tuesday and I've got no bird, I want to know who ate my bird.


I did. It was yummy.
2013-03-13 12:39:02 AM
3 votes:
Suck our patriotic snow, you fat lesbian worshipping dickheads!

farm8.staticflickr.com
2013-03-13 10:00:34 AM
2 votes:
www.hollow-hill.com

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images.wikia.com


As a Canadian, this is how I imagine the REAL America to be....

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just kidding. I know you actually wear more armour during your gladiatorial games...
2013-03-13 08:21:27 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

I don't always eat snow but when I do, it's from the peak of Mount Rainier
2013-03-13 05:51:33 AM
2 votes:
I like how we eat our coffee with spoons!
2013-03-13 02:58:11 AM
2 votes:

Benjamin Orr: Man... I expected propaganda but I never expected such a slanted view of America.


hey!
2013-03-13 02:32:03 AM
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Where can I queue up to get some of that sweet DPRK cake, man?


sigh.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-03-13 01:54:54 AM
2 votes:

LikeALeafOnTheWind: well if we're all starving why do we have to wait till tuesday to eat those yummy black crows?


That would be hard to handle.
2013-03-13 01:19:56 AM
2 votes:
If "Snow" means koolaid, then yes, America drank a LOT of it in 2008 and 2012

...that is all...
2013-03-13 01:18:49 AM
2 votes:
Candidate from Oregon, eh?  I always wondered what happened to Bob Packwood.

"Lining up in the cold to get a cup of coffee made from snow" would have been my second or third guess, actually.
2013-03-13 01:07:34 AM
2 votes:
the cold. the lonely. and the homosexual.

best. western movie. ever.
2013-03-13 12:59:43 AM
2 votes:

Intrepid00: We only ate the carrier pigeon till there was none left. The bald eagles we are saving till Tuesday.


Hush, hush.  Keep it down now.  Voices carry
2013-03-13 12:49:49 AM
2 votes:

gameshowhost: Americans look like THIS *opens eyes really wide*

Go on...

www.funnyreign.com
2013-03-13 12:47:52 AM
2 votes:

autopsybeverage: MrEricSir: In a certain sense, snow is the main ingredient in coffee.

In a certain sense, hydrogen is the main ingredient in coffee.


Well duh, that's why it works with Mr. Fusion.
2013-03-13 12:47:12 AM
2 votes:
Didn't Dinesh D'souza do basically the same thing with that "2016" movie?  They should collaborate.
2013-03-13 12:46:35 AM
2 votes:
Me North Korean. Me play prank.
bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com
Me put pee pee in your drank.
2013-03-13 12:44:28 AM
2 votes:
Notice how fat are the Americans. Fat from eating all the snow before it covers them
2013-03-13 12:43:05 AM
2 votes:
Dear Leader says:
"American so poor, they eat each other!"

i651.photobucket.com

Meanwhile, Best Korean people think, "세상에 난 미국을 먹고 싶어요!"
2013-03-13 12:10:45 PM
1 votes:
i3.ytimg.com

"This is pure coffee. It's everywhere! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
2013-03-13 10:16:55 AM
1 votes:

MrEricSir: In a certain sense, snow is the main ingredient in coffee.


This coffee tastes like dirt!

It should, it was just ground this morning.
2013-03-13 09:51:04 AM
1 votes:

MythDragon: 5. 5 dorra. 5 dorra foot rongs.


You owe me a keyboard.
2013-03-13 08:00:50 AM
1 votes:
i266.photobucket.com

Here is famous movie star and Oscar award winning actor Cheech Marin. He is forced to live in a train station like a farm peasant. Even the cultural elite must live in public structures and wait their turn for their plastic cup of yummy snow.
2013-03-13 07:30:42 AM
1 votes:
Well thats Nobamas America for you.
2013-03-13 07:26:23 AM
1 votes:
I like my women like I like my snow coffee: hot, white, and wet.

/got nothing
2013-03-13 05:01:35 AM
1 votes:
If you wanna see some North Korean propaganda and get some big lulz, check out the "Squirrel and Hedgehog" animated series on You Tube. They probably tried to make the wolves comical relief bad guys but forgot to make them unlikable. You end up rooting for the "bad guy" wolves more than the pussies who are good little comrades. They're so hardcore.

images.4chan.org

(Episode 32)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6NqkCBbhs


images.4chan.org

And don't feel ashamed. Everyone is furry for Lt. Imperialist Vixen. ;)
2013-03-13 03:48:27 AM
1 votes:
It reminds me of this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSG2pD-2O2g (SFW)
2013-03-13 03:38:11 AM
1 votes:
Luxury! Eeh, when I were a lad we used to DREAM of living in a tent, eating birds and drinking coffee made of snow...
2013-03-13 02:38:06 AM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: I wish I had a tent with a 2x4 frame. Flippin sweet!


No, according to the video we only get crappy tents.
rooktopia.files.wordpress.com

I'm shocked I'm the first with this,
all ya'll are slipping =/
2013-03-13 02:21:09 AM
1 votes:

autopsybeverage: MrEricSir: In a certain sense, snow is the main ingredient in coffee.

In a certain sense, hydrogen is the main ingredient in coffee.


in a certain sense, coffee is the main coffee in coffee.
2013-03-13 01:54:44 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

/so bogus
2013-03-13 01:34:38 AM
1 votes:
Snow coffee.
Tuesday is bird eating day. Yummy!
The poor, the lonely, the homosexuals.
I vote that one or all of these become Farkisms. Everyone start submitting headlines with your favorite. Also, alert the dayside farkers so they don't feel left out.
2013-03-13 01:33:41 AM
1 votes:
I haven't been to Oregon yet, but that's not too far from how I imagine them after watching "toothless log monger", or whatever the hell that stupid reality show is called.  I guess I'm just lucky to be from a state NOBODY makes fun of, like Alabama.
2013-03-13 01:31:48 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-13 01:25:22 AM
1 votes:

WaffleStomper: If "Snow" means koolaid, then yes, America drank a LOT of it in 2008 and 2012

...that is all...


Hey, keep the partisanship out of it.  Mocking North Korea is something for both liberals and conservatives to enjoy together. Let's celebrate one of the few things we all can agree on.
2013-03-13 01:19:38 AM
1 votes:
I have this awesome idea for a chain of pigeon and hot snow coffee stands across southeast Asia.

/Pigeon will only be available on Tuesdays, sorry.
2013-03-13 01:17:49 AM
1 votes:

Munchkin City Coroner: FTFA: "This is how they live in America: the poor, the lonely, the homosexual."

Two out of three ain't good.

/Flame on about which two


Wait so if I'm not poor but just lonely I'll live a better life by finding companionship? Quick get me a husband! A wife would immediately condemn me back to this life style of course.
2013-03-13 01:14:27 AM
1 votes:

Gifted Many Few: fat boy: Welcome to Obama's America 2016

Do we have to use the Dell computers? I am an HP person at heart.


Who doesn't build their own computer? You sicken me.
2013-03-13 01:13:55 AM
1 votes:
"in other parts of America, often disguised as foreign countries in Europe..."

i28.photobucket.com

Yep, that's the train station in Bucharest, all right. Wonder how we disguised it into 'Merica? Perhaps it's hiding in Detroit, where no one will notice.

Also, I want my free cup of snow, dammit!
2013-03-13 01:13:17 AM
1 votes:
There is no snow where I live (Texas) but there are birds, which we may only eat on Tuesday. Our melted snow is imported from the North thanks to the People's Republic of North Korea's aid.  I hope they return soon, I need a new curtain as my house had blown down.
2013-03-13 01:05:03 AM
1 votes:
Given the quip about a Republican, I'm guessing this is fake.
2013-03-13 01:04:34 AM
1 votes:
I think there's a trend right now of mock NK produced propaganda videos.  Go to liveleak and there's another one about NK sending their first man in to space, that's so funny I think I peed a little....

ok fine, http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b68_1362959193 here it is.
2013-03-13 01:03:41 AM
1 votes:

Lurky McLurkerton: I get the serious gourmet shiat...When the wife goes she just gets snow



i.imgur.com

Don't fail to appreciate this Bonnie situation.
2013-03-13 01:02:32 AM
1 votes:
ha!

"The cold...the lonely....the homosexual..."
2013-03-13 12:59:13 AM
1 votes:
The Best Koreans want to liberate us from our corrupt government?
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-13 12:59:04 AM
1 votes:
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a bird in a tree today.

They are yummy.
2013-03-13 12:58:43 AM
1 votes:
Welcome to Obama's America 2016
2013-03-13 12:58:15 AM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: It's Tuesday and I've got no bird, I want to know who ate my bird.


i.imgur.com

All the certain edible avian varieties have been eaten.
2013-03-13 12:56:18 AM
1 votes:
If only I too could live in Glorious People's Republic of Backwardsandstarvingistan
2013-03-13 12:55:40 AM
1 votes:

Mentat: And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

Please.  There are no Republicans in Oregon.


Not any more.
2013-03-13 12:55:09 AM
1 votes:

Chicken Fried Internets: How do they not know that hot snow is...WATER.  Just effing water.  It's not like Korea doesn't get snow.  Hilarious nonetheless.


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Hot Ice. Genius!
2013-03-13 12:54:57 AM
1 votes:
Someone should have gotten a clip from "Better Off Dead"

Narrator: They have run out of drugs...so they...ingest the snow...through their noses. It is tasty.
2013-03-13 12:54:04 AM
1 votes:
You can make coffee from nothing but snow?!? I've been doing it so wrong.
/I get the serious gourmet shiat
//When the wife goes she just gets snow
2013-03-13 12:52:38 AM
1 votes:
We only ate the carrier pigeon till there was none left. The bald eagles we are saving till Tuesday.
2013-03-13 12:48:23 AM
1 votes:
If this is real, makes you wonder why you'd need nuclear weapons to fight an enemy that eats snow and blue jays...
2013-03-13 12:44:00 AM
1 votes:

MrEricSir: In a certain sense, snow is the main ingredient in coffee.


In a certain sense, hydrogen is the main ingredient in coffee.
2013-03-13 12:40:42 AM
1 votes:
In a certain sense, snow is the main ingredient in coffee.
2013-03-13 12:37:26 AM
1 votes:
Reminds me of some winters looked in Erie
2013-03-13 12:21:49 AM
1 votes:

Mentat: And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

Please.  There are no Republicans in Oregon.


There are in Southern Oregon. But we lack snow trucks, like those rich northerners have.

/I love the merry little jingle of snow trucks, with their snow cones and popsicles.
 
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