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2013-03-12 09:17:33 PM
that translation has to be off.... Too funny:  there are no birds in the trees, apart from these.  These birds will be eaten on Tuesday... and they are yummy.  Awesome.
 
2013-03-12 11:59:55 PM
They'd better be careful. The North Koreans living on bark will be jealous of our bird-eating ways.
 
2013-03-13 12:07:07 AM
Americans look like THIS *opens eyes really wide*
 
2013-03-13 12:16:18 AM

Snarfangel: They'd better be careful. The North Koreans living on bark will be jealous of our bird-eating ways.


And snow. American snow is yummy.
 
2013-03-13 12:16:25 AM
And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

Please.  There are no Republicans in Oregon.
 
2013-03-13 12:21:49 AM

Mentat: And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

Please.  There are no Republicans in Oregon.


There are in Southern Oregon. But we lack snow trucks, like those rich northerners have.

/I love the merry little jingle of snow trucks, with their snow cones and popsicles.
 
2013-03-13 12:22:29 AM
Also fond of the American Red Cross blankets used as walls and dividers, made from North Korean material...
 
2013-03-13 12:30:04 AM

sno man: Snarfangel: They'd better be careful. The North Koreans living on bark will be jealous of our bird-eating ways.

And snow. American snow is yummy.


especially hot snow.
 
2013-03-13 12:30:10 AM
The images aren't too far off for some places. Neat that all that aid is coming from Pyongyang, though.
 
2013-03-13 12:33:40 AM
You know what's sad? The real America would be far more of an indictment. and far less believable to them...
 
2013-03-13 12:35:55 AM
I speak some Korean, and what I can hear (and understand) underneath the narration doesn't match up with what's being said.
 
2013-03-13 12:37:26 AM
Reminds me of some winters looked in Erie
 
2013-03-13 12:39:02 AM
Suck our patriotic snow, you fat lesbian worshipping dickheads!

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2013-03-13 12:39:47 AM
Looks accurate to me.
 
2013-03-13 12:40:42 AM
In a certain sense, snow is the main ingredient in coffee.
 
2013-03-13 12:40:45 AM
They are very good friends. They are together, in adversity.
 
2013-03-13 12:41:07 AM

hubiestubert: You know what's sad? The real America would be far more of an indictment. and far less believable to them...


I know.... I know....

Imagine an ending that went 'The rich, the beautiful, the heterosexuals."

Shocking, I tell you.
 
2013-03-13 12:41:07 AM
It's a good thing that North Koreans can't interact with Americans, because thanks to systemic malnutrition they'd all break their necks looking up at them. Even the bums in America eat better than the average North Korean.
 
2013-03-13 12:42:17 AM
It's not snow, it's risotto.
 
2013-03-13 12:42:39 AM
It's Tuesday and I've got no bird, I want to know who ate my bird.
 
2013-03-13 12:43:05 AM
Dear Leader says:
"American so poor, they eat each other!"

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Meanwhile, Best Korean people think, "세상에 난 미국을 먹고 싶어요!"
 
2013-03-13 12:43:38 AM

ReapTheChaos: It's Tuesday and I've got no bird, I want to know who ate my bird.


I did. It was yummy.
 
2013-03-13 12:43:47 AM

Mentat: And in another, a bearded, apparently homeless man waits in line for food from a street truck vendor. "This man, a former Republican candidate from Oregon, is having to get coffee made of snow from trucks," our narrator grimly intones.

Please.  There are no Republicans in Oregon.


Fair amount of white power groups in Oregon
 
2013-03-13 12:44:00 AM

MrEricSir: In a certain sense, snow is the main ingredient in coffee.


In a certain sense, hydrogen is the main ingredient in coffee.
 
2013-03-13 12:44:28 AM
Notice how fat are the Americans. Fat from eating all the snow before it covers them
 
2013-03-13 12:44:36 AM

sno man: that translation has to be off.... Too funny:  there are no birds in the trees, apart from these.  These birds will be eaten on Tuesday... and they are yummy.  Awesome.

 
2013-03-13 12:44:54 AM

Gifted Many Few: It's not snow, it's risotto.


I know snow when I see it!
 
2013-03-13 12:45:22 AM
That was a nice tent.  If my tent were that nice I'd show it off also.

Video looked like that video I did where I took a foreign video, turned down the volume and a friend and I just ad libbed what was going on.
 
2013-03-13 12:46:35 AM
Me North Korean. Me play prank.
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Me put pee pee in your drank.
 
2013-03-13 12:47:12 AM
Didn't Dinesh D'souza do basically the same thing with that "2016" movie?  They should collaborate.
 
2013-03-13 12:47:26 AM

Gifted Many Few: It's not snow, it's risotto.


Vyvyan
 
2013-03-13 12:47:52 AM

autopsybeverage: MrEricSir: In a certain sense, snow is the main ingredient in coffee.

In a certain sense, hydrogen is the main ingredient in coffee.


Well duh, that's why it works with Mr. Fusion.
 
2013-03-13 12:47:52 AM
Now I want some hot snow. That looked tasty.
 
2013-03-13 12:48:23 AM
If this is real, makes you wonder why you'd need nuclear weapons to fight an enemy that eats snow and blue jays...
 
2013-03-13 12:48:42 AM
Where can I queue up to get some of that sweet DPRK cake, man?
 
2013-03-13 12:49:18 AM

hubiestubert: You know what's sad? The real America would be far more of an indictment. and far less believable to them...


Wouldn't be more of an indictment for a country of starving people, and to show the real America would reveal the lies they've been taught. My understanding is that it's not so much 'we eat snow and pigeons' as it is 'we're an evil race of monsters'.  And they have had to admit that South Korea wasn't doing too badly as they couldn't totally suppress that information. But I think they went the 'they long for racial purity and the one true way' or some shiat instead.

Whole country is a cult and I really really feel sorry for its victims.
 
2013-03-13 12:49:23 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: If this is real, makes you wonder why you'd need nuclear weapons to fight an enemy that eats snow and blue jays...


They want our yummy blue jays.
 
2013-03-13 12:49:49 AM

gameshowhost: Americans look like THIS *opens eyes really wide*

Go on...

www.funnyreign.com
 
2013-03-13 12:49:53 AM
Of course those telephones don't work.  When was the last time the average American needed a payphone?
 
2013-03-13 12:50:47 AM
How do they not know that hot snow is...WATER.  Just effing water.  It's not like Korea doesn't get snow.  Hilarious nonetheless.
 
2013-03-13 12:51:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Quantum Apostrophe: If this is real, makes you wonder why you'd need nuclear weapons to fight an enemy that eats snow and blue jays...

They want our yummy blue jays.


Sigh, I wanted some bw3(b for blue jay!) tonight and didn't wake up early enough =(
 
2013-03-13 12:52:38 AM
We only ate the carrier pigeon till there was none left. The bald eagles we are saving till Tuesday.
 
2013-03-13 12:52:44 AM
I assumed this was a parody of some sort when I saw it a week ago.

The part about being no birds, except for these in the frozen tree, which will be eaten Tuesday..."yummy".  It  comes off like a Comedy Central short.
 
2013-03-13 12:52:54 AM
What's not to like about snow-coffee, roasted birds and free heroin?
 
2013-03-13 12:53:09 AM
It's unclear if the translation is accurate, and whether the video did in fact originate in North Korea.

But other than that, it's completely newsworthy.
 
2013-03-13 12:53:35 AM

Gifted Many Few: It's not snow, it's risotto.


Its snow isn't it, Neil?
 
2013-03-13 12:53:59 AM

walkerhound: gameshowhost: Americans look like THIS *opens eyes really wide*
Go on...

[www.funnyreign.com image 510x272]


fourteen'tuplets?
 
2013-03-13 12:54:04 AM
You can make coffee from nothing but snow?!? I've been doing it so wrong.
/I get the serious gourmet shiat
//When the wife goes she just gets snow
 
2013-03-13 12:54:35 AM

EdNortonsTwin: I assumed this was a parody of some sort when I saw it a week ago.

The part about being no birds, except for these in the frozen tree, which will be eaten Tuesday..."yummy".  It  comes off like a Comedy Central short.


I bet the translation is way off but not as off as we think. Besides they are right. The pay phones probably don't work.
 
2013-03-13 12:54:57 AM
Someone should have gotten a clip from "Better Off Dead"

Narrator: They have run out of drugs...so they...ingest the snow...through their noses. It is tasty.
 
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