spman: Came for Bookman, leaving satisfied.
Bung_Howdy: he used it to balance his coffee table? Swatted bugs with it? I give up-DNRTFA
WillofJ2: My cousin had a collection agency called on him for his late fee, Given Europe's economic woes you think that would have taken the late fee with interest
ModernLuddite: Maybe he wanted to return the book to a Nazi library, but it seemed unlikely at this point?
illannoyin: I have done this. Checked out a library book on the last day of elementary school. Returned it 20+ years later./The lion, the witch and the wardrobe/CSB
Apparently the father of our country couldn't tell a lie, but that didn't stop him from swiping a library book and ducking out on the overdue fees.
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