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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   "I was depressed. I suffered from menopause. I had an online love interest. My husband was emotionally absent. I was under hypnosis. IT WASN'T MY FAULT"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, love interest, menopause, Anadarko, mercy  
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7647 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Mar 2013 at 2:49 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 08:17:26 PM  
7 votes:
2013-03-13 03:28:38 AM  
2 votes:
Blaming drugs from her wrong doings? Then she should have not take them in the first place. It is like when Aaron Carter blamed alcohol and dope as the reason why Michael Jackson abused him (allegedly).
2013-03-13 04:35:55 AM  
1 vote:
DNRTA, came to post:
 I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Very happy to see Boobies beat me to it :)
Oh farker comments, just when I thought you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
2013-03-13 04:25:20 AM  
1 vote:

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I still don't understand why she actually has a chance at getting what she wants.

As only a truly straight man knows... All women are evil. Especially when they say they're not.

It's a rough life when a man thinks all women are his mom.
2013-03-13 04:20:49 AM  
1 vote:

phlegmmo: [ image 464x400]

You are a truly wise and magnificent bastard. Very well done, sir.
2013-03-13 03:45:16 AM  
1 vote:
"Gary briefly spoke of his fascinations with young girls, but I didn't see it as a fetish."

That's because it's not a fetish, it's an illness like rabies or the T virus. The cure is the same.
2013-03-13 03:09:25 AM  
1 vote:

23FPB23: Done in one.

Yup. Came to post the relevant quote from BB but it's sort of redundant now.
2013-03-13 03:08:09 AM  
1 vote:
In soviet schoolistan snowflakes entitle YOU
2013-03-13 02:20:18 AM  
1 vote:
That don't sound like no Hank Williams song!
2013-03-13 12:32:11 AM  
1 vote:

Lorelle: WTF?!? Sex is the furthest thing from my mind when I'm having a hot flash or night sweats.

Agreed. She might get a meno-pass if she'd snapped in class and bludgeoned the little hellions with a desk and then burst into tears and perhaps then burst into maniacal laughter. But child porn. Nope, sorry.
2013-03-12 09:01:40 PM  
1 vote:
Kimberly Crain pleads for mercy from court

Can my brain/eyes plead mercy from her picture?
2013-03-12 08:42:33 PM  
1 vote:
I wish my wife would react to menopause like that
2013-03-12 08:24:40 PM  
1 vote:
You chose....poorly.
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