Lorelle: WTF?!? Sex is the furthest thing from my mind when I'm having a hot flash or night sweats.
23FPB23: Done in one.
phlegmmo: [www.deadmoon.org image 464x400]
OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I still don't understand why she actually has a chance at getting what she wants.As only a truly straight man knows... All women are evil. Especially when they say they're not.
kittiekat21: Seeing as she is probably teh ghey, she will probably love female prison. She gets to watch other women shower on a daily basis and will no doubt claim a "biatch". Is that really punishment?
eyeq360: When you're under hypnosis, you still have a certain amount of control. For example, if someone tells you to do something like "take off your clothes" and you are not the type of person to take off your clothes, you probably will not take off your clothes, unless given a reason for you to take off your clothes. Or if someone says "punch the person you hate the most," this requires some conscious thought to do and probably would not be considered "involuntary" by the court.
Smelly Pirate Hooker: She would have done better by just acknowledging the obvious: that she is incredibly stupid.More people should just cop to that. Stupidity explains most of the stupid shiat people do. Yet few of them want to admit it.Seems like it would be a lot more persuasive to a jury than a bunch of pussy-ass excuses. They could at least admire your honesty.
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