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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   "I was depressed. I suffered from menopause. I had an online love interest. My husband was emotionally absent. I was under hypnosis. IT WASN'T MY FAULT"   (koco.com) divider line 38
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2013-03-12 08:17:26 PM
www.deadmoon.org
 
2013-03-12 08:24:40 PM
You chose....poorly.
 
2013-03-12 08:42:33 PM
I wish my wife would react to menopause like that
 
2013-03-12 09:01:40 PM
Kimberly Crain pleads for mercy from court

Can my brain/eyes plead mercy from her picture?
 
2013-03-12 09:27:37 PM
When you're under hypnosis, you still have a certain amount of control.  For example, if someone tells you to do something like "take off your clothes" and you are not the type of person to take off your clothes, you probably will not take off your clothes, unless given a reason for you to take off your clothes.  Or if someone says "punch the person you hate the most," this requires some conscious thought to do and probably would not be considered "involuntary" by the court.
 
2013-03-13 12:16:50 AM
WTF?!? Sex is the furthest thing from my mind when I'm having a hot flash or night sweats.
 
2013-03-13 12:32:11 AM

Lorelle: WTF?!? Sex is the furthest thing from my mind when I'm having a hot flash or night sweats.


Agreed. She might get a meno-pass if she'd snapped in class and bludgeoned the little hellions with a desk and then burst into tears and perhaps then burst into maniacal laughter. But child porn. Nope, sorry.
 
2013-03-13 02:20:18 AM
That don't sound like no Hank Williams song!
 
2013-03-13 02:53:13 AM
Done in one.
 
2013-03-13 03:08:09 AM
In soviet schoolistan snowflakes entitle YOU
 
2013-03-13 03:09:25 AM

23FPB23: Done in one.


Yup. Came to post the relevant quote from BB but it's sort of redundant now.
 
2013-03-13 03:09:56 AM
that headline sucked
 
2013-03-13 03:11:23 AM
kids changing from school clothes into play clothes and running around in the yard does not porno. little on the "you're off my Christmas card list" but far from the porno.
 
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2013-03-13 03:19:55 AM

phlegmmo: [www.deadmoon.org image 464x400]


done in one
 
2013-03-13 03:22:47 AM
There is a solution for her problems.  It's called female circumcision.
 
2013-03-13 03:28:38 AM
Blaming drugs from her wrong doings? Then she should have not take them in the first place. It is like when Aaron Carter blamed alcohol and dope as the reason why Michael Jackson abused him (allegedly).
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2013-03-13 03:45:16 AM
"Gary briefly spoke of his fascinations with young girls, but I didn't see it as a fetish."

That's because it's not a fetish, it's an illness like rabies or the T virus. The cure is the same.
 
2013-03-13 03:55:11 AM
Seeing as she is probably teh ghey, she will probably love female prison. She gets to watch other women shower on a daily basis and will no doubt claim a "biatch". Is that really punishment?
 
2013-03-13 04:00:25 AM
Uh no biatch. See you mailed pictures of other peoples kids to some random guy. That makes you way beyond farked up.
 
2013-03-13 04:02:36 AM
Maybe she should have gone with the "Because I'm an asshole" defence.
 
2013-03-13 04:08:48 AM
I don't know about child porn, but definitely an invasion of privacy and a whole list of other things.  What did they do to him,or is he the one that turned her in?  I'm afriat to google this at work.

Stupid biatch.
 
2013-03-13 04:20:49 AM

phlegmmo: [www.deadmoon.org image 464x400]


You are a truly wise and magnificent bastard. Very well done, sir.
 
2013-03-13 04:23:37 AM
I still don't understand why she actually has a chance at getting what she wants.

As only a truly straight man knows... All women are evil. Especially when they say they're not.
 
2013-03-13 04:25:20 AM

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: I still don't understand why she actually has a chance at getting what she wants.

As only a truly straight man knows... All women are evil. Especially when they say they're not.


It's a rough life when a man thinks all women are his mom.
 
2013-03-13 04:35:55 AM
DNRTA, came to post:
 I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!


Very happy to see Boobies beat me to it :)
Oh farker comments, just when I thought you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
 
2013-03-13 05:19:07 AM
3.5 years on the menopause ride and I resent the hell out of this biatch for trying to use it as an excuse for messed up behavior. It doesn't do that.

Hot flashes, night sweats, sleep deprivation may make you a bit irritable. But, it certainly doesn't make you a criminal fark who knows right from wrong and chooses wrong.

She's an ass and I hope they throw the book at her.
 
2013-03-13 05:48:16 AM
http://wnep.com/2013/01/09/life-in-prison-for-former-professor/ Dude got life in prison.  Bet she gets way less.  Bets she's also shiattingher pants right now.
 
2013-03-13 06:06:48 AM
Who IS that?
 
2013-03-13 06:09:40 AM
No. If men cannot use "I was suffering high testosterone" then women cannot use "I had hormone imbalance" as an excuse.

Either hormones affect you so much it is a legal excuse or they do not. Let`s try to remove sexism from the law.

/personally I would like her reasoning to be seen as valid and for me to be able to use the same rational. "I`m sorry officer, I have to have this rum, I have a hormone imbalance"
 
2013-03-13 06:22:22 AM
of course. it's never the woman's fault.
 
2013-03-13 07:12:59 AM
biatch.

Suck it up and do your time.

Everybody's fault but mine.

Please.
 
2013-03-13 07:19:27 AM
I've always loved you.
 
2013-03-13 07:56:25 AM

kittiekat21: Seeing as she is probably teh ghey, she will probably love female prison. She gets to watch other women shower on a daily basis and will no doubt claim a "biatch". Is that really punishment?


At least she won't have far to go. The Oklahoma women's prison is only 3 miles from McLoud Schools.
 
2013-03-13 08:06:28 AM
He got 18 life sentences for viewing the pictures and she wants probation for actually taking them??

Not in a month of Sundays.
 
2013-03-13 09:16:24 AM

phlegmmo:


aaaaaand cut

That's a wrap

Great job folks

(done)
 
2013-03-13 11:24:45 AM
She would have done better by just acknowledging the obvious: that she is incredibly stupid.

More people should just cop to that. Stupidity explains most of the stupid shiat people do. Yet few of them want to admit it.

Seems like it would be a lot more persuasive to a jury than a bunch of pussy-ass excuses. They could at least admire your honesty.
 
2013-03-13 11:27:50 AM

eyeq360: When you're under hypnosis, you still have a certain amount of control.  For example, if someone tells you to do something like "take off your clothes" and you are not the type of person to take off your clothes, you probably will not take off your clothes, unless given a reason for you to take off your clothes.  Or if someone says "punch the person you hate the most," this requires some conscious thought to do and probably would not be considered "involuntary" by the court.


That's because stage hypnosis is a bunch of woo-bullshiat. It's not real.

It's an excuse that people who have a desire to put on a show can use after they have put on said show. This is why you cannot hypnotize someone to do something that they would not willingly do, and why you cannot hypnotize a person without them being complicit in the "hypnotism".
 
2013-03-14 03:20:44 AM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: She would have done better by just acknowledging the obvious: that she is incredibly stupid.

More people should just cop to that. Stupidity explains most of the stupid shiat people do. Yet few of them want to admit it.

Seems like it would be a lot more persuasive to a jury than a bunch of pussy-ass excuses. They could at least admire your honesty.


I once ran my car off the road, and a cop pulled over to talk to me about it. He was asking me if I was sleepy, drunk, unfamiliar with the road, etc. and I flat out admitted I had no excuse and just did something stupid that I should have known not to do. He told me that he could ticket me but wasn't going to. So sometimes it really does work!
 
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