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(Movoto)   Top 10 least hipster cities in America. "Most of the cities who made the hipster-unfriendly list are in the South. There's nothing ironic about it"   (movoto.com) divider line 28
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2013-03-12 10:17:23 PM
3 votes:
all the Texan hipsters live in Austin and if they don't we yell at them until they do and then we go to the rodeo and listen to Toby Keith
2013-03-12 10:17:04 PM
3 votes:
s24.postimage.org
2013-03-12 09:56:44 PM
3 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2013-03-12 11:43:05 PM
2 votes:

Leishu: vicejay: I've never understood Hipster Hate©

It saves people from the pain of critical thinking by allowing them to target a malleably defined group to hate, which others also hate, but using their own definitions and with that description of hipster as "someone who does not like a thing I like" they feel empowered in their mutual dislike of those people.


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2013-03-12 11:37:20 PM
2 votes:
Hipster trap commonly found in the Mission area of San Francisco

drunkcyclist.com
2013-03-12 09:58:43 PM
2 votes:

Rye_: Ugh! Hipsters! Sometimes, we feel like they're EVERYWHERE, spreading their hipster disease and handing out bottles of Haterade to battle anything that has a monocum of popularity.

A what, now?


i think they tried to say 'modicum'... it's a perfectly procumulent word.
2013-03-12 09:57:29 PM
2 votes:

Rye_: Ugh! Hipsters! Sometimes, we feel like they're EVERYWHERE, spreading their hipster disease and handing out bottles of Haterade to battle anything that has a monocum of popularity.

A what, now?


A single cum.  As in, ejaculation, orgasm, et. al.  Duh.
2013-03-13 07:20:45 AM
1 votes:

germ78: I can't wait to read about this top-10 list on BuzzFeed tomorrow!


Make sure you look under the sports tab for it!
2013-03-13 01:20:34 AM
1 votes:
So this means I would look like an asshole biking from my hotel to Cowboys Stadium? Oh well. I have a really nice trek.
2013-03-13 12:54:51 AM
1 votes:

El Paso, TX
Jacksonville, FL
Fort Worth, TX
Oklahoma City, OK
Houston, TX
Charlotte, NC
Memphis, TN
San Antonio, TX
Indianapolis, IN
Dallas, TX


Did they mix this up with the "Most Meth Labs Per Capita" list?
2013-03-13 12:34:50 AM
1 votes:

slidillon: I want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified.

I don't want to live in any of those cities.


This place sucks!
2013-03-13 12:02:27 AM
1 votes:

GoSurfing: Son of a biatch had me dug in like an Alabama tick.


Have you got time to duck?
2013-03-12 11:30:01 PM
1 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Surprised Norfolk,VA didn't make the list...


I'm out in Chesapeake and I've been accused of being a hipster! I guess part of it is my fashion sense, vest with pocket watch, black glasses, derby hat. But mainly because of my music choices I guess. I really like Abney Park, Unwoman, Dr.Steel, The Cog is Dead, Professor Elemental. I have to tell them I'm not a hipster, I'm into steampunk...
2013-03-12 11:22:08 PM
1 votes:
South=Too hot for scarves
2013-03-12 11:06:13 PM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: Racism isn't ironicly cool yet.


The people who post on 4chan disagree.
2013-03-12 11:02:09 PM
1 votes:

bob_ross: [s24.postimage.org image 520x741]


Yeah, biatch, it's a motherfarking fixie.
2013-03-12 10:39:57 PM
1 votes:

pecosdave: Vegetarian in Texas - even the salads have a pound of meat on them.


The only time I was in Texas they seemed to bend over backwards at every restaurant I visited to make awesome vegetarian meals for me.  The waitress who asked, "Does that include pork?" said it so innocently I found it endearing.

To be fair, I was mostly in Austin, and visiting from Portland I was treated by a few people as though I had come from the mother ship.
2013-03-12 10:39:49 PM
1 votes:
YES! The South SUCKS! Especially TEXAS! So stay the HELL AWAY FROM US! And OKC, too!
2013-03-12 10:38:31 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: Civil_War2_Time: Young people = broke
Walkability = broke
Bikeability = broke
Vintage Stores = broke
Dive Bars = broke
Vegetarian Restaurants = stupid
Artsy jobs = broke
Vinyl stores = That's okay, because I grew up before 8-tracks

#8 on the list, and hoping for #1.

Usually hipster seems to mean (at least to most of the Internet) is, "get off my lawn, you're poor and not as cool as I was when I was your age. Now, when I was your age..."



Hipsters are hiding behind as much of a veil as Catholic priests. Both dress up to look appropriate to their flocks, and then cry alone at night.
2013-03-12 10:37:22 PM
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: Dallas and Fort Worth have plenty of hipsters. The suburbs on the other hand... are pure cookie cutter, GOP hell




Do you know the difference between Dallas/Fort Worth and yogurt?

Yogurt has an active culture.
2013-03-12 10:21:37 PM
1 votes:

djkutch: Texas dominates!

They should be their own country.

/sorry Austin


As a Texan I understand fully:

The pavement can be so hot you're better off wearing insulated boots than you are Chucks in certain areas - to insulate your feet from the hot pavement.

That's right, wear a scarf when it's 115 F!

There are rednecks and vaquero's walking around parts of the state who would rip one of those ear gauges out just to hear you scream.

There are very few safe places to bike or walk in Houston and El Paso.  San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin are a mixed bag.

Vegetarian in Texas - even the salads have a pound of meat on them.
2013-03-12 10:11:20 PM
1 votes:
Texas dominates!

They should be their own country.

/sorry Austin
2013-03-12 10:04:01 PM
1 votes:
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2013-03-12 09:58:28 PM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: Racism isn't ironicly cool yet.


Yet the least segregated cities in the US are in the south and west while the most segregated cities are in the north.
2013-03-12 09:58:21 PM
1 votes:

orclover: Pickemup trucks and Fiats farking everywhere


I wonder what the offspring of a Z71 Silverado and a Fiat 500 would look like?
2013-03-12 09:56:05 PM
1 votes:
Yes, I'm sure THOSE 10 are LITERALLY the 10 least hipster cities in America.
2013-03-12 09:19:55 PM
1 votes:
hipsters or rednecks. tough choice.
2013-03-12 07:58:15 PM
1 votes:
Racism isn't ironicly cool yet.
 
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