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(Movoto)   Top 10 least hipster cities in America. "Most of the cities who made the hipster-unfriendly list are in the South. There's nothing ironic about it"   (movoto.com) divider line 224
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2013-03-12 07:58:15 PM
Racism isn't ironicly cool yet.
 
2013-03-12 08:01:01 PM
I've been living here well after this city was cool.  You've probably heard all about it already.
 
2013-03-12 08:43:24 PM
I'd rather deal with a city full of yourscenesucks.com than deal with a Conservative town.
 
2013-03-12 08:44:40 PM
Memphis?   Ever been to midtown? A proto-hipster neighborhood.
 
2013-03-12 08:58:11 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: I'd rather deal with a city full of yourscenesucks.com than deal with a Conservative town.

 
2013-03-12 09:04:19 PM
Oklahoma City, OK: This is what the '90s really looked like. Oklahoma City remembers; why don't hipsters?

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I don't think the 90s is something Oklahoma City really wants to dwell upon...
 
2013-03-12 09:19:43 PM
Dallas and Fort Worth have plenty of hipsters. The suburbs on the other hand... are pure cookie cutter, GOP hell
 
2013-03-12 09:19:55 PM
hipsters or rednecks. tough choice.
 
2013-03-12 09:50:58 PM
Thanks for the real estate spam, subby.
 
2013-03-12 09:53:36 PM
Hipsters live in Phoenix, ironically.
 
2013-03-12 09:54:05 PM
I'd take a studio apartment in Hipstertown any day over pretty much anywhere in the South.
 
2013-03-12 09:55:10 PM
And half of them are in Texas. Shocking.
 
2013-03-12 09:56:05 PM
Yes, I'm sure THOSE 10 are LITERALLY the 10 least hipster cities in America.
 
2013-03-12 09:56:15 PM
Ugh! Hipsters! Sometimes, we feel like they're EVERYWHERE, spreading their hipster disease and handing out bottles of Haterade to battle anything that has a monocum of popularity.

A what, now?
 
2013-03-12 09:56:41 PM

SpikeStrip: hipsters or rednecks. tough choice.


Come to Austin.  The two groups make up 99% of the population almost equally.  Pickemup trucks and Fiats farking everywhere, coffee shops and good barbeque everywhere you farking turn.
 
2013-03-12 09:56:44 PM
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2013-03-12 09:57:01 PM
I can't wait to read about this top-10 list on BuzzFeed tomorrow!
 
2013-03-12 09:57:29 PM

Rye_: Ugh! Hipsters! Sometimes, we feel like they're EVERYWHERE, spreading their hipster disease and handing out bottles of Haterade to battle anything that has a monocum of popularity.

A what, now?


A single cum.  As in, ejaculation, orgasm, et. al.  Duh.
 
2013-03-12 09:57:35 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Dallas and Fort Worth have plenty of hipsters. The suburbs on the other hand... are pure cookie cutter, GOP hell


In the 80s at least, Plano was the top in teen suicides. Does any one really blame them?
 
2013-03-12 09:58:21 PM

orclover: Pickemup trucks and Fiats farking everywhere


I wonder what the offspring of a Z71 Silverado and a Fiat 500 would look like?
 
2013-03-12 09:58:28 PM

WTF Indeed: Racism isn't ironicly cool yet.


Yet the least segregated cities in the US are in the south and west while the most segregated cities are in the north.
 
2013-03-12 09:58:43 PM

Rye_: Ugh! Hipsters! Sometimes, we feel like they're EVERYWHERE, spreading their hipster disease and handing out bottles of Haterade to battle anything that has a monocum of popularity.

A what, now?


i think they tried to say 'modicum'... it's a perfectly procumulent word.
 
2013-03-12 10:00:27 PM
i like the South. nice folks, easy to chat with, good food, affordable housing, fresh air, the girls don't have major attitude problems and you don't freeze your jingles off.
 
2013-03-12 10:00:56 PM

WTF Indeed: Racism isn't ironicly cool yet.



1/10 . . . but only because you got TheJoe03 to bite.
 
2013-03-12 10:02:11 PM

utah dude: Rye_: Ugh! Hipsters! Sometimes, we feel like they're EVERYWHERE, spreading their hipster disease and handing out bottles of Haterade to battle anything that has a monocum of popularity.

A what, now?

i think they tried to say 'modicum'... it's a perfectly procumulent word.


Hipsters are annoying, but denounce them with the right words, man.
 
2013-03-12 10:02:16 PM

mysticcat: Memphis?   Ever been to midtown? A proto-hipster neighborhood.


THIS
 
2013-03-12 10:02:34 PM
The common thread among all of these is intolerance and Jesus.
 
2013-03-12 10:04:01 PM
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2013-03-12 10:04:53 PM

theorellior: orclover: Pickemup trucks and Fiats farking everywhere

I wonder what the offspring of a Z71 Silverado and a Fiat 500 would look like?


Gimme a couple donner vehicles and a couple weeks and we can find out.  Got a mechanic wife, plasma cutter and a millermatic 250.
Lets do this.
 
2013-03-12 10:06:42 PM
WIth any luck, all the hipsters will read about these cities and think "Hey, here's a place I can go to be unique [by conforming to a dress code that I already practice along with a million other people in this other city]...." and then flee New York.  All we want in exchange for this burgeoning creative class is all of your your barbecue joints.
 
2013-03-12 10:06:46 PM
Astonishing that I wouldn't want to live in any of those places.
 
2013-03-12 10:07:23 PM

Rye_: A what, now?


Modicum, I'm sure.

In my limited experience they need to remove Indy and Charlotte.
 
2013-03-12 10:09:32 PM
I've never understood Hipster Hate©
 
2013-03-12 10:11:20 PM
Texas dominates!

They should be their own country.

/sorry Austin
 
2013-03-12 10:11:34 PM
I just had dinner with a bunch of Dallas hipsters so this list is worthless.

Lakewood, Oak Lawn, various parts of Ft. Worth.

Frisco, Plano and the rest of Telecom Prarie is where all the unhip Californians moved when the state got too loose.
 
2013-03-12 10:12:11 PM
Hipsters are annoying.  Rednecks are hateful and prone to violence.

Yeeaahh, I'll take the hipsters.
 
2013-03-12 10:15:02 PM

mysticcat: Memphis?   Ever been to midtown? A proto-hipster neighborhood.


I thought that, too.
 
2013-03-12 10:15:27 PM
Young people = broke
Walkability = broke
Bikeability = broke
Vintage Stores = broke
Dive Bars = broke
Vegetarian Restaurants = stupid
Artsy jobs = broke
Vinyl stores = That's okay, because I grew up before 8-tracks

#8 on the list, and hoping for #1.
 
2013-03-12 10:15:44 PM

red5ish: Hipsters live in Phoenix, ironically.


They really want to live in Tucson but were too dumb to get into UofA.
 
2013-03-12 10:15:49 PM
Oklahoma City? Dudes - in Oklahoma City, a three hundred pound redneck in overalls with no shirt underneath and tobacco spit running down the corners of his mouth IS a hipster.
 
2013-03-12 10:16:34 PM

vicejay: I've never understood Hipster Hate©


You don't get why a large group will pounce on a smaller group they don't like?
 
2013-03-12 10:16:59 PM
I was eating squirrels down by the bayou before it was cool.
 
2013-03-12 10:17:04 PM
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2013-03-12 10:17:23 PM
all the Texan hipsters live in Austin and if they don't we yell at them until they do and then we go to the rodeo and listen to Toby Keith
 
2013-03-12 10:17:38 PM

ThePastafarian: Hipsters are annoying.  Rednecks are hateful and prone to violence.

Yeeaahh, I'll take the hipsters.


Rednecks are like that when there's a group of them and they are talkin politics, but generally rednecks are way easier to get along with (for me at least, as a urban North African Jew that grew up in Texas) than hipsters. Way more upfront, real, and funny. Were I grew up the rednecks were more like King of the Hill than Birth of a Nation.
 
2013-03-12 10:18:52 PM
fark, guess those towns are going to see a large influx of hipsters now...you know...so they can claim they were...nevermind.  You all know where I was going with that.
 
2013-03-12 10:21:24 PM

theorellior: orclover: Pickemup trucks and Fiats farking everywhere

I wonder what the offspring of a Z71 Silverado and a Fiat 500 would look like?


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2013-03-12 10:21:37 PM

djkutch: Texas dominates!

They should be their own country.

/sorry Austin


As a Texan I understand fully:

The pavement can be so hot you're better off wearing insulated boots than you are Chucks in certain areas - to insulate your feet from the hot pavement.

That's right, wear a scarf when it's 115 F!

There are rednecks and vaquero's walking around parts of the state who would rip one of those ear gauges out just to hear you scream.

There are very few safe places to bike or walk in Houston and El Paso.  San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin are a mixed bag.

Vegetarian in Texas - even the salads have a pound of meat on them.
 
2013-03-12 10:22:18 PM

theorellior: orclover: Pickemup trucks and Fiats farking everywhere

I wonder what the offspring of a Z71 Silverado and a Fiat 500 would look like?


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2013-03-12 10:22:48 PM
Alright, Tampa!
We're 'edgy' at least.
 
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