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2013-03-13 01:07:55 AM
19 votes:

Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]
[img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.



I got this.

img402.imageshack.us
2013-03-13 01:25:50 AM
12 votes:
img255.imageshack.us
2013-03-12 10:00:23 PM
9 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Sometimes I wonder if they intentionally come up with headlines that will do this sort of thing.
2013-03-12 09:28:43 PM
9 votes:
img23.imageshack.us
Ain't no party like a Mitt Romney party cause a Mitt Romney party has hats.  And diet soda.  And all the other things that make for a good traditional birthday celebration.  And the cupcakes are all the right height.
2013-03-12 09:18:52 PM
8 votes:
img23.imageshack.us

Fat chances in party hats?
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-12 11:16:09 PM
7 votes:

UsikFark: silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?

What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


You tie it to the roof of the car to cool it off again, just as you would a dog.
2013-03-12 09:33:46 PM
7 votes:
cdn.novafm.com.au
img23.imageshack.us

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.
2013-03-12 09:10:53 PM
7 votes:
To further celebrate, each candle represented the firing of his campaign staff, and the subsequent elimination of staff credit cards the night of his loss.

"It's like I can hear their souls faintly scream" Romney said, eyes swiveling to the flame. He then turned back and chuckled.
2013-03-12 09:01:43 PM
6 votes:
He celebrated with his wife Anne, and his sons Brapp, Gadd, and Blibb.
2013-03-12 08:11:15 PM
6 votes:
Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.
2013-03-12 10:35:10 PM
5 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

I don't always have a cupcake, but when I do
I load it with references to both fluffing and nuts.
2013-03-12 09:47:34 PM
5 votes:
Even his frosting is white
2013-03-13 12:18:33 AM
4 votes:
i651.photobucket.com
2013-03-12 11:57:02 PM
4 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]


Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.
2013-03-12 09:07:23 PM
4 votes:

Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.


images.politico.com
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...
2013-03-13 03:18:28 AM
3 votes:
Look at that big smile. Nothing beats a fluffernutter cupcake, a diet coke and some heroin.
2013-03-12 09:21:01 PM
3 votes:

puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.


HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?
2013-03-12 09:17:08 PM
3 votes:
To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.
2013-03-12 09:09:57 PM
3 votes:

Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.


Seriously.  Good job, liberal media!
2013-03-13 10:05:43 AM
2 votes:
He shouldn't be eating those.  They're at least 47% empty calories.
2013-03-13 05:23:00 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: Seems like every religion has it's own set of retarded dietary restrictions. It's almost like they put them in there so you can spot the infidels.


To be fair, so do we atheists.
Babies must be old enough to fear being eaten.
Because nothing tenderizes like terror.
2013-03-13 12:37:51 AM
2 votes:
*listens to the Romney worshippers crying*

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-03-13 12:22:41 AM
2 votes:
I brung ya a present, Willard.

*poops everywhere*

Crappy birfday ya chunka shiat.
2013-03-12 11:20:17 PM
2 votes:

coeyagi: Doktor_Zhivago: coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.

Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.

Yes. Deal with it, lib-u-lardo.

//too lazy to find the Jackson Herring pic


I'm not:

i.imgur.com
2013-03-12 10:40:37 PM
2 votes:
glossynews.com

I haz birthday hat too.
2013-03-12 10:18:33 PM
2 votes:

utah dude: i'm wearing them right now - - fairly comfy, sometimes annoying since they're bright white.


Pics or it didn't happen..

EIP
2013-03-12 10:06:50 PM
2 votes:
mindhuestudio.com
2013-03-12 09:55:44 PM
2 votes:
As long as they'll never play "Hail to the Chief" when he walks into a room. Shoulda just have set off those fireworks in Boston Harbor anyway, Mittens.
2013-03-12 09:51:30 PM
2 votes:
Cupcakes. Frosting. Delicious.
2013-03-12 09:48:15 PM
2 votes:

LectertheChef: Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.

That's his knee. He keeps his penis properly locked away in a Mormon church approved male chastity device, because erections are evil, unless they end in conception with one's spouse.

/Links is NSFW


OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR PENIS??
2013-03-12 09:35:10 PM
2 votes:

UsikFark: silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?

What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


I think as long as you torture a gay dude to death as penance, you're absolved of your warm beverage sins, but I'd have to look that up again to verify that I'm recalling correctly.
2013-03-12 09:12:21 PM
2 votes:
He can change ties now.
2013-03-12 09:10:44 PM
2 votes:
What is his name?
www.blogcdn.com

Ham Sandwich! No that's not right...
2013-03-12 08:50:17 PM
2 votes:
That looks like a real smile. Did a new model of Romney-bot come out a little too late?
2013-03-13 12:05:36 PM
1 votes:

GarretSidzaka: do any other leftist feel dirty after voting democrat (not as opposed to republican, as opposed to not at all)


I'm not sure what this comment has to do with Mitt Romney's birthday, but no, I don't feel dirty after voting Democrat.

/did you have a point...?
2013-03-13 11:30:59 AM
1 votes:

SamWaters: Hmm...only 66...he looks good and is in great shape.   I'm 66 too, but exhausted and can't see straight without my glasses...OH NO! Could he run again????

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x350]


"Oh no?"
2013-03-13 05:06:27 AM
1 votes:

GarretSidzaka: do any other leftist feel dirty after voting democrat (not as opposed to republican, as opposed to not at all)


you sound silly

leftists don't vote unless it's from the grave
2013-03-13 03:23:05 AM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


An edict that will stand until the Mormon church is revealed to be a Starbucks stockholder.
2013-03-13 02:38:34 AM
1 votes:

johnny queso: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.


C'mon, y'all, be nice ... they're making it up as they go along and can't be expected to remember EVERYTHING!
2013-03-13 02:08:23 AM
1 votes:

FuryOfFirestorm: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

So cappuccinos are bad, but iced lattes are OK? That is some of the most arbitrary BS i've ever seen.


Also you can't get them wet or feed them after midnight. I'm not sure why.
2013-03-13 12:52:34 AM
1 votes:
Someone needs to rewrite the "I'm So Ronery" song from Team America for him, that picture just screams it.
2013-03-13 12:03:32 AM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, he's white

So much butt hurt and hatred here. Funny as always.


Um... has anyone told 10pounds that his guy lost?
2013-03-12 11:58:59 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]

Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.


i.imgur.com
Romney/Ryan 2012

/not too far off actually
2013-03-12 11:52:40 PM
1 votes:

utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.


www.dominiquediprima.com
2013-03-12 11:41:12 PM
1 votes:
Party hats. Check
Fluffer nutter. Check

Now all I need is a little Baja Men in the speakers and I'm all set to have a cool Mormon Party.

...I wish I was president : (
2013-03-12 10:55:54 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.


Has no one posted the full picture yet?

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
2013-03-12 10:42:20 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.


Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.
2013-03-12 10:23:08 PM
1 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww

I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?


this got way too gay, way too quickly.
2013-03-12 10:10:49 PM
1 votes:
So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.
2013-03-12 10:07:50 PM
1 votes:

LectertheChef: Cargo: Thanks for the explanation, LectertheChef! And for an uncomfortable mental image.!!1!!1

You're welcome. Though the mental image isn't nearly as uncomfortable as being locked in Kali's Teeth, but that's a small price to pay to get my very own planet.


Good point.  Or rather, good points; i.e., sharp, metal ones going into your John Thomas.
2013-03-12 09:52:58 PM
1 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: LectertheChef: Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.

That's his knee. He keeps his penis properly locked away in a Mormon church approved male chastity device, because erections are evil, unless they end in conception with one's spouse.

/Links is NSFW

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR PENIS??


Duh.  Didn't you hear what<a target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="%3Ca%20href=" http:="" www.fark.com="" users="" lecterthechef"=""> LectertheChef said?!  Boners are bad bizz for Mormon members.  And it explains the smile, too.

Thanks for the explanation, LectertheChef!  And for an uncomfortable mental image.!!1!!1
2013-03-12 09:44:15 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: At least Mitt doesn't look like he's going down on a dude like Kirk does.

[cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]


of said dude eating subway


www.potins.net

2013-03-12 09:43:05 PM
1 votes:

Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.



Meat gazer.
2013-03-12 09:42:44 PM
1 votes:
www.elfrijol.com
2013-03-12 09:41:27 PM
1 votes:

UsikFark: What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


Sin.  That's what happens.
2013-03-12 09:32:08 PM
1 votes:

silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?


What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?
2013-03-12 09:30:45 PM
1 votes:
He's too tan.  Like Satan.
2013-03-12 09:28:10 PM
1 votes:
Romney again? It must be that time of the month
2013-03-12 09:27:58 PM
1 votes:
10 gourmet cupcakes is way better than four weak subway sandwiches and a grocery store cake.

Also Mitt's in a nice chair (Miller?) in front of a polished wood table.  If that's not his home it's somewhere with class.  Kirk's party, on the other hand, looks like it was held in "Meeting Room A" at a Holiday Inn Express.
2013-03-12 09:25:18 PM
1 votes:
That's one plain ass tie. White-f'in-bread.

I swear he goes into designer stores and pays $200 for a plain blue tie.

Matching party hat?

You know what this guy needs?
img209.imageshack.us
2013-03-12 09:24:01 PM
1 votes:

Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.


You are seeking this posting.
2013-03-12 09:23:39 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


The best caption of this photo is when it was first released and we had a fark thread on it. I forget who said it but it went something like this:

Obama: You see that guy in the painting over there? Blame him.
2013-03-12 09:21:11 PM
1 votes:
What this thread needs is tinyface Mitt in a tiny party hat.
2013-03-12 09:20:39 PM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.
2013-03-12 09:19:20 PM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


well shiat.. huge difference there.  Thank god they sorted that out for everyone.
2013-03-12 09:16:37 PM
1 votes:
At least Mitt doesn't look like he's going down on a dude like Kirk does.

cdn.novafm.com.au
2013-03-12 09:15:08 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: What the photos obscure is the fact that he's getting a hummer from a Taiwanese transgender lady boy.  She goes by Mikong.  She has a severe peanut allergy.


then he fluffernuttered her.
2013-03-12 09:13:08 PM
1 votes:
I think it's important for everyone to feel happy and special on their birthday. But then again, fark Mitt Romney.
2013-03-12 09:12:36 PM
1 votes:

SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?


Those dietary restrictions were lifted in the new new testament.
2013-03-12 08:28:31 PM
1 votes:
If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.
2013-03-12 08:03:26 PM
1 votes:
EVERYBODY NOW!

"Hail to the..." oh shiat.
 
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