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(Today)   Mitt Romney celebrates 66th birthday with a photo that would even make Kirk Cameron proud   (todaynews.today.com) divider line 45
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2013-03-12 08:11:15 PM
12 votes:
Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.
2013-03-13 01:07:55 AM
4 votes:

Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]
[img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.



I got this.

img402.imageshack.us
2013-03-12 08:05:59 PM
4 votes:
I thought they were perfectly nice pictures *shrug*

Glad they weren't taken at the White House, but still perfectly nice.
2013-03-12 11:53:34 PM
3 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, he's white

So much butt hurt and hatred here. Funny as always.


I don't get it.  Who's butthurt?  Everyone in here appears to be pretty happy - especially since what's-his-name isn't celebrating in the WH.

I can only assume you meant yourself.
2013-03-12 09:24:01 PM
3 votes:

Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.


You are seeking this posting.
2013-03-12 09:10:48 PM
3 votes:
Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?
2013-03-12 08:01:27 PM
3 votes:
Ermahgerd subs. I laughed so hard. Those pics weren't quite as pathetic as Kirk's bday pics though.
The lady with the dead eyes in the doorway just MAKES that photo.
2013-03-13 08:47:06 AM
2 votes:
Came for Republican tears. Satisfied.
2013-03-13 02:50:22 AM
2 votes:
The Mormon church has a large ownership stake in Coca-Cola hence only hot caffeinated beverages are sinful.
2013-03-13 12:37:51 AM
2 votes:
*listens to the Romney worshippers crying*

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-03-12 11:57:02 PM
2 votes:

thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]


Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.
2013-03-12 09:33:46 PM
2 votes:
cdn.novafm.com.au
img23.imageshack.us

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.
2013-03-12 09:21:11 PM
2 votes:
What this thread needs is tinyface Mitt in a tiny party hat.
2013-03-12 09:20:39 PM
2 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.
2013-03-12 09:18:52 PM
2 votes:
img23.imageshack.us

Fat chances in party hats?
2013-03-13 12:05:36 PM
1 votes:

GarretSidzaka: do any other leftist feel dirty after voting democrat (not as opposed to republican, as opposed to not at all)


I'm not sure what this comment has to do with Mitt Romney's birthday, but no, I don't feel dirty after voting Democrat.

/did you have a point...?
2013-03-13 11:30:59 AM
1 votes:

SamWaters: Hmm...only 66...he looks good and is in great shape.   I'm 66 too, but exhausted and can't see straight without my glasses...OH NO! Could he run again????

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"Oh no?"
2013-03-13 06:59:45 AM
1 votes:
Happy Birthday Mitt.  You're 66.  You can legally retire now.

Thanks in advance from Americans everywehre.
2013-03-13 02:19:38 AM
1 votes:
Candles. Hot. Waxy.
2013-03-13 02:00:32 AM
1 votes:

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


So cappuccinos are bad, but iced lattes are OK? That is some of the most arbitrary BS i've ever seen.
2013-03-13 01:51:19 AM
1 votes:

djkutch: That looks like a real smile. Did a new model of Romney-bot come out a little too late?


It DOES look like a real smile. I can only tell because it's so different from what we saw in the campaign.
2013-03-13 01:25:50 AM
1 votes:
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2013-03-13 01:01:12 AM
1 votes:

stirfrybry: Romney again? It must be that time of the month


Haha! Some lil' bugger is trying to work on his projection.

/Still butthurt, huh?
2013-03-13 12:14:45 AM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: I thought they were perfectly nice pictures *shrug*...Glad they weren't taken at the White House, but still perfectly nice.



i.imgur.com

Dude wants cupcakes and a diet cola? Fine with me. Happy B-day, man.
2013-03-12 11:20:17 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: Doktor_Zhivago: coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.

Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.

Yes. Deal with it, lib-u-lardo.

//too lazy to find the Jackson Herring pic


I'm not:

i.imgur.com
2013-03-12 10:52:22 PM
1 votes:

Funk Brothers: Did the media hounded this much on John Kerry after he lost in 2004?


Does Mitt remind you of Republicans losing? Didn't his son publicize it by posting it.
2013-03-12 10:42:20 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.


Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.
2013-03-12 10:37:12 PM
1 votes:
I was going to say I can't believe this guy was almost President but then I realized he wasn't.
2013-03-12 10:35:10 PM
1 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

I don't always have a cupcake, but when I do
I load it with references to both fluffing and nuts.
2013-03-12 10:13:08 PM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.


ever have watered down room temp iced coffee? It should be a sin to drink that. Dunno what it is but hot coffee good, cold coffee good. Room temp coffee, disgustipating
2013-03-12 10:07:39 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.


Marshmallow Fluff was invented in Somerville, MA.

Just sayin'
2013-03-12 10:04:55 PM
1 votes:
What an incredibly sad office he's in.
2013-03-12 10:00:23 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Sometimes I wonder if they intentionally come up with headlines that will do this sort of thing.
2013-03-12 09:55:44 PM
1 votes:
As long as they'll never play "Hail to the Chief" when he walks into a room. Shoulda just have set off those fireworks in Boston Harbor anyway, Mittens.
2013-03-12 09:49:54 PM
1 votes:

404 page not found: Dimensio: Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.

You are seeking this posting.


Oops, I remembered it as his better half.


The original correspondence was itself well-authored.
2013-03-12 09:45:33 PM
1 votes:

randomscribbles: And the cupcakes are all the right height.


I roared with the lol!
2013-03-12 09:44:15 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: At least Mitt doesn't look like he's going down on a dude like Kirk does.

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of said dude eating subway


www.potins.net

2013-03-12 09:43:05 PM
1 votes:

Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.



Meat gazer.
2013-03-12 09:28:43 PM
1 votes:
img23.imageshack.us
Ain't no party like a Mitt Romney party cause a Mitt Romney party has hats.  And diet soda.  And all the other things that make for a good traditional birthday celebration.  And the cupcakes are all the right height.
2013-03-12 09:17:08 PM
1 votes:
To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.
2013-03-12 09:13:08 PM
1 votes:
I think it's important for everyone to feel happy and special on their birthday. But then again, fark Mitt Romney.
2013-03-12 09:10:53 PM
1 votes:
To further celebrate, each candle represented the firing of his campaign staff, and the subsequent elimination of staff credit cards the night of his loss.

"It's like I can hear their souls faintly scream" Romney said, eyes swiveling to the flame. He then turned back and chuckled.
2013-03-12 09:07:23 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.


images.politico.com
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...
2013-03-12 08:28:31 PM
1 votes:
If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.
2013-03-12 08:03:26 PM
1 votes:
EVERYBODY NOW!

"Hail to the..." oh shiat.
 
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