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2013-03-12 08:01:27 PM
Ermahgerd subs. I laughed so hard. Those pics weren't quite as pathetic as Kirk's bday pics though.
The lady with the dead eyes in the doorway just MAKES that photo.
 
2013-03-12 08:03:26 PM
EVERYBODY NOW!

"Hail to the..." oh shiat.
 
2013-03-12 08:05:59 PM
I thought they were perfectly nice pictures *shrug*

Glad they weren't taken at the White House, but still perfectly nice.
 
2013-03-12 08:11:15 PM
Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.
 
2013-03-12 08:28:31 PM
If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.
 
2013-03-12 08:50:17 PM
That looks like a real smile. Did a new model of Romney-bot come out a little too late?
 
2013-03-12 09:01:43 PM
He celebrated with his wife Anne, and his sons Brapp, Gadd, and Blibb.
 
2013-03-12 09:07:23 PM

Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.


images.politico.com
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...
 
2013-03-12 09:09:57 PM

Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.


Seriously.  Good job, liberal media!
 
2013-03-12 09:10:44 PM
What is his name?
www.blogcdn.com

Ham Sandwich! No that's not right...
 
2013-03-12 09:10:47 PM
I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?
 
2013-03-12 09:10:48 PM
Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?
 
2013-03-12 09:10:53 PM
To further celebrate, each candle represented the firing of his campaign staff, and the subsequent elimination of staff credit cards the night of his loss.

"It's like I can hear their souls faintly scream" Romney said, eyes swiveling to the flame. He then turned back and chuckled.
 
2013-03-12 09:11:48 PM
What the photos obscure is the fact that he's getting a hummer from a Taiwanese transgender lady boy.  She goes by Mikong.  She has a severe peanut allergy.
 
2013-03-12 09:11:58 PM
What's the joke?
 
2013-03-12 09:12:21 PM
He can change ties now.
 
2013-03-12 09:12:36 PM

SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?


Those dietary restrictions were lifted in the new new testament.
 
2013-03-12 09:13:07 PM

Paris1127: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


Goddamn it, you almost cost me a keyboard!

/Seriously, funniest thing I've seen on Fark all day, I actually laughed out loud.
 
2013-03-12 09:13:08 PM
I think it's important for everyone to feel happy and special on their birthday. But then again, fark Mitt Romney.
 
2013-03-12 09:13:14 PM

TomD9938: What's the joke?


You arrived right on time!
 
2013-03-12 09:15:08 PM

MrHappyRotter: What the photos obscure is the fact that he's getting a hummer from a Taiwanese transgender lady boy.  She goes by Mikong.  She has a severe peanut allergy.


then he fluffernuttered her.
 
2013-03-12 09:15:24 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?


One more time: it's hot, caffeinated drinks, although that varies.
 
2013-03-12 09:15:53 PM
I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.
 
2013-03-12 09:16:37 PM
At least Mitt doesn't look like he's going down on a dude like Kirk does.

cdn.novafm.com.au
 
2013-03-12 09:17:08 PM
To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.
 
2013-03-12 09:17:27 PM
It looks like he's sitting in a horse trailer.
 
2013-03-12 09:17:59 PM
Did the media hounded this much on John Kerry after he lost in 2004?
 
2013-03-12 09:18:04 PM

SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?


Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?


The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.
 
2013-03-12 09:18:52 PM
img23.imageshack.us

Fat chances in party hats?
 
2013-03-12 09:19:20 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


well shiat.. huge difference there.  Thank god they sorted that out for everyone.
 
2013-03-12 09:20:39 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.
 
2013-03-12 09:21:01 PM

puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.


HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?
 
2013-03-12 09:21:11 PM
What this thread needs is tinyface Mitt in a tiny party hat.
 
2013-03-12 09:21:31 PM
i hope you shiat your holy underwear on election night, mittens

black guy is disappointing but you would have made moroni cry
 
2013-03-12 09:23:39 PM

Paris1127: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


The best caption of this photo is when it was first released and we had a fark thread on it. I forget who said it but it went something like this:

Obama: You see that guy in the painting over there? Blame him.
 
2013-03-12 09:24:00 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


What's the dividing line for temperature?  Hot coffee is a horrible sin, but iced coffee is A-OK?  What about room temperature?  Warm?  Chilled in the refrigerator?

Should observant Mormons keep a thermometer around to make sure their beverages don't exceed allowable temperatures?
 
2013-03-12 09:24:01 PM

Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.


You are seeking this posting.
 
2013-03-12 09:25:07 PM

johnny queso: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

minor adjustments that like that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.


dammit
 
2013-03-12 09:25:18 PM
That's one plain ass tie. White-f'in-bread.

I swear he goes into designer stores and pays $200 for a plain blue tie.

Matching party hat?

You know what this guy needs?
img209.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-12 09:26:24 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


I'd be more impressed if they said that religious dietary requirements are lame.

/now to scare up some flutternutter pancakes
 
2013-03-12 09:26:27 PM
And to think, we almost gave this guy The Codes...
 
2013-03-12 09:26:36 PM

silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?


Read:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/01/mormon-caffeine-policy-cl_n_ 1 848098.html
 
2013-03-12 09:26:59 PM

Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.


He also likes those chocolate goodies.
 
2013-03-12 09:27:58 PM
10 gourmet cupcakes is way better than four weak subway sandwiches and a grocery store cake.

Also Mitt's in a nice chair (Miller?) in front of a polished wood table.  If that's not his home it's somewhere with class.  Kirk's party, on the other hand, looks like it was held in "Meeting Room A" at a Holiday Inn Express.
 
2013-03-12 09:28:10 PM
Romney again? It must be that time of the month
 
2013-03-12 09:28:28 PM

johnny queso: minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.


Most religions don't alter their owner's manual, but rather only change their interpretation of it.  The Mormon elders regularly re-edit the Book of Mormon to suit their current needs.
 
2013-03-12 09:28:43 PM
img23.imageshack.us
Ain't no party like a Mitt Romney party cause a Mitt Romney party has hats.  And diet soda.  And all the other things that make for a good traditional birthday celebration.  And the cupcakes are all the right height.
 
2013-03-12 09:30:45 PM
He's too tan.  Like Satan.
 
2013-03-12 09:32:03 PM

Dwight_Yeast: johnny queso: minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.

Most religions don't alter their owner's manual, but rather only change their interpretation of it.  The Mormon elders regularly re-edit the Book of Mormon to suit their current needs.


they must've just purchased a controlling interest in rockstar.
 
2013-03-12 09:32:08 PM

silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?


What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?
 
2013-03-12 09:32:19 PM
So I had to "Temporarily allow all this page" on NoScript twice just to see a picture?
 
2013-03-12 09:33:29 PM

fusillade762: Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.

He also likes those chocolate goodies.


But not those crummy ones from 7-11...
 
2013-03-12 09:33:46 PM
cdn.novafm.com.au
img23.imageshack.us

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.
 
2013-03-12 09:35:10 PM

UsikFark: silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?

What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


I think as long as you torture a gay dude to death as penance, you're absolved of your warm beverage sins, but I'd have to look that up again to verify that I'm recalling correctly.
 
2013-03-12 09:36:49 PM

Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.



Haven't seen her around for a while. Hope she's ok.
 
2013-03-12 09:40:09 PM

Dimensio: Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.

You are seeking this posting.



Oops, I remembered it as his better half.
 
2013-03-12 09:41:27 PM

UsikFark: What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


Sin.  That's what happens.
 
2013-03-12 09:41:53 PM
Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.
 
2013-03-12 09:42:19 PM
Looks like Mitt's been taking tanning tips from Boehner.
 
2013-03-12 09:42:44 PM
www.elfrijol.com
 
2013-03-12 09:43:05 PM

Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.



Meat gazer.
 
2013-03-12 09:44:15 PM

Atomic Spunk: At least Mitt doesn't look like he's going down on a dude like Kirk does.

[cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]


of said dude eating subway


www.potins.net

 
2013-03-12 09:45:21 PM

Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.


It's a head under a napkin. Sort of like when we found out that the reason MJ had a band-aid on his nose during the trial was because it was a fake nose.
 
2013-03-12 09:45:28 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?


my question exactly, isn't he going to Mormon hell for drinking that?
 
2013-03-12 09:45:33 PM

randomscribbles: And the cupcakes are all the right height.


I roared with the lol!
 
2013-03-12 09:47:10 PM

Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.


That's his knee. He keeps his penis properly locked away in a Mormon church approved male chastity device, because erections are evil, unless they end in conception with one's spouse.

/Links is NSFW
 
2013-03-12 09:47:34 PM
Even his frosting is white
 
2013-03-12 09:48:15 PM

LectertheChef: Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.

That's his knee. He keeps his penis properly locked away in a Mormon church approved male chastity device, because erections are evil, unless they end in conception with one's spouse.

/Links is NSFW


OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR PENIS??
 
2013-03-12 09:49:25 PM
Cupcake recipe anybody? Especially if they involve peanut butter? Or any nut??
 
2013-03-12 09:49:54 PM

404 page not found: Dimensio: Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.

You are seeking this posting.


Oops, I remembered it as his better half.


The original correspondence was itself well-authored.
 
2013-03-12 09:51:30 PM
Cupcakes. Frosting. Delicious.
 
2013-03-12 09:52:58 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: LectertheChef: Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.

That's his knee. He keeps his penis properly locked away in a Mormon church approved male chastity device, because erections are evil, unless they end in conception with one's spouse.

/Links is NSFW

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR PENIS??


Duh.  Didn't you hear what<a target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="%3Ca%20href=" http:="" www.fark.com="" users="" lecterthechef"=""> LectertheChef said?!  Boners are bad bizz for Mormon members.  And it explains the smile, too.

Thanks for the explanation, LectertheChef!  And for an uncomfortable mental image.!!1!!1
 
2013-03-12 09:55:41 PM

TomD9938: What's the joke?


you see, Kirk had a really sad birthday party, with very few people, cattered by subway.  And well, I guess that made fark happy.  And now, Mitt is eating a trashy food, practically alone, and this makes fark happy.

You're welcome.
 
2013-03-12 09:55:44 PM
As long as they'll never play "Hail to the Chief" when he walks into a room. Shoulda just have set off those fireworks in Boston Harbor anyway, Mittens.
 
2013-03-12 09:57:19 PM
I love all the people sucking his dick in the comments section.
 
2013-03-12 09:59:08 PM
marshmallow is the devil's confection
 
2013-03-12 09:59:09 PM
[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


I really like how the oval office is decorated. Except that fugly horse statue. I'm sure of some great importance, but still fugly.       (Featured Comment)
 
2013-03-12 10:00:23 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Sometimes I wonder if they intentionally come up with headlines that will do this sort of thing.
 
2013-03-12 10:02:12 PM
Not even close.  Not a Mittster fan, but he's got a big family and a lot of friends.  People like him seek out small things like this to get some R&R.


Kirk?  We'll, he's got subway...
 
2013-03-12 10:03:24 PM

Cargo: Thanks for the explanation, LectertheChef! And for an uncomfortable mental image.!!1!!1


You're welcome. Though the mental image isn't nearly as uncomfortable as being locked in Kali's Teeth, but that's a small price to pay to get my very own planet.
 
2013-03-12 10:04:28 PM

Dimensio: 404 page not found: Dimensio: Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.

You are seeking this posting.


Oops, I remembered it as his better half.

The original correspondence was itself well-authored.



I concur like a sir.
 
2013-03-12 10:04:55 PM
What an incredibly sad office he's in.
 
2013-03-12 10:06:10 PM

Dwight_Yeast: johnny queso: minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.

Most religions don't alter their owner's manual, but rather only change their interpretation of it.  The Mormon elders regularly re-edit the Book of Mormon to suit their current needs.


You say that like it's a bad thing. Religions stuck in the past have trouble with evolving society.

I'd say laws are better but you peeps down south hold on to your constitution like it was the Holy grail.
 
2013-03-12 10:06:50 PM
mindhuestudio.com
 
2013-03-12 10:07:39 PM

Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.


Marshmallow Fluff was invented in Somerville, MA.

Just sayin'
 
2013-03-12 10:07:50 PM

LectertheChef: Cargo: Thanks for the explanation, LectertheChef! And for an uncomfortable mental image.!!1!!1

You're welcome. Though the mental image isn't nearly as uncomfortable as being locked in Kali's Teeth, but that's a small price to pay to get my very own planet.


Good point.  Or rather, good points; i.e., sharp, metal ones going into your John Thomas.
 
2013-03-12 10:09:29 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]

Fat chances in party hats?


A+

/miguel roya for president
 
2013-03-12 10:10:49 PM
So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.
 
2013-03-12 10:12:47 PM

Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.


no, we can't. i don't know where this idea originated. coffee is out. no starbucks fraps for the righteous.
 
2013-03-12 10:13:08 PM

Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.


ever have watered down room temp iced coffee? It should be a sin to drink that. Dunno what it is but hot coffee good, cold coffee good. Room temp coffee, disgustipating
 
2013-03-12 10:14:03 PM
This is in the politics tab?  Man, I can't stand that guy, and I'm so happy that he's not President, but whatever, he can celebrate his b-day however he wants.  He wants fluffernutter cupcakes and diet soda at his party instead of pizza and beer?  Cool, his business.  That's how he parties?  Cool, his business.
 
2013-03-12 10:14:07 PM
"Fluffernutter cupcake" sounds delicious. I'm going to go make this ASAP.

/Not a Romney fan.
//Who the heck would not want a tasty combination of peanut butter and marshmallows?
///Okay, food allergies aside...
 
2013-03-12 10:15:43 PM

utah dude: Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.

no, we can't. i don't know where this idea originated. coffee is out. no starbucks fraps for the righteous.


What about the underpants? Are the magic underpants real?
 
2013-03-12 10:16:30 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


specifically prohibited are tea and coffee right now. the Prophet himself drinks cola. if we started drinking coffee we'd become an extremely industrious people, IMO, but there must be some hidden Satanic reason we're not supposed to... oh yeah, wait, $6 iced mocha latte's... we'd go bankrupt.
 
2013-03-12 10:17:37 PM
Fluffernutter.  Ashes.  Bad.
 
2013-03-12 10:17:37 PM
I have so many worse photos that I can't criticize this photo of Romney.

The hot beverage thing though... weird.
 
2013-03-12 10:17:44 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.

no, we can't. i don't know where this idea originated. coffee is out. no starbucks fraps for the righteous.

What about the underpants? Are the magic underpants real?


i'm wearing them right now - - fairly comfy, sometimes annoying since they're bright white.
 
2013-03-12 10:18:33 PM

utah dude: i'm wearing them right now - - fairly comfy, sometimes annoying since they're bright white.


Pics or it didn't happen..

EIP
 
2013-03-12 10:18:51 PM
ha ha ha my friend!
 
2013-03-12 10:20:00 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..


next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww
 
2013-03-12 10:20:47 PM

utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww


I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?
 
2013-03-12 10:23:08 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww

I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?


this got way too gay, way too quickly.
 
2013-03-12 10:25:00 PM

utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww

I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?

this got way too gay, way too quickly.


I think we just hijacked this thread...

SOOOOOOO how bout that mitt romney. isn't he wierd an unemotional?
 
2013-03-12 10:28:48 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww

I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?

this got way too gay, way too quickly.

I think we just hijacked this thread...

SOOOOOOO how bout that mitt romney. isn't he wierd an unemotional?


everyone i know in the upper echelons of Bain Capital and the related companies feel that way to me - i don't get it - at least Romney's business decisions haven't been/aren't as idiotic as some of them - - he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.
 
2013-03-12 10:30:38 PM

wood0366: [25.media.tumblr.com image 347x46]

Sometimes I wonder if they intentionally come up with headlines that will do this sort of thing.


Those writer are just ass
uming you have a screen
size the same as them.
 
2013-03-12 10:33:05 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


 9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.
Section 89
The Doctrine and Covenants
 
2013-03-12 10:34:13 PM
What about hot soup?
 
2013-03-12 10:35:10 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com

I don't always have a cupcake, but when I do
I load it with references to both fluffing and nuts.
 
2013-03-12 10:37:12 PM
I was going to say I can't believe this guy was almost President but then I realized he wasn't.
 
2013-03-12 10:40:35 PM
Cupcake. Fluffy. Good.
 
2013-03-12 10:40:37 PM
glossynews.com

I haz birthday hat too.
 
2013-03-12 10:42:14 PM

sxacho: What about hot soup?


prisonmovies.nfshost.com

"STFU".
 
2013-03-12 10:42:20 PM

coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.


Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.
 
2013-03-12 10:43:15 PM

MrHappyRotter: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Those dietary restrictions were lifted in the

NEW new new testament.

Fixed that for you.
 
2013-03-12 10:43:57 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.

Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.


Yes. Deal with it, lib-u-lardo.

//too lazy to find the Jackson Herring pic
 
2013-03-12 10:47:06 PM
He's gonna burn that place down. Has nobody told them that they don't actually need 66 separate candles?
 
2013-03-12 10:47:31 PM
Happy birthday, Mitt. No hard feelings. Have a good trip - and a long one.
 
2013-03-12 10:49:09 PM

Funk Brothers: Did the media hounded this much on John Kerry after he lost in 2004?


During and after. Were you still under a rock at that point?
 
2013-03-12 10:50:31 PM
 
2013-03-12 10:51:22 PM

Paris1127: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


OH MY GOD!!!! That Mooslim has his feet near the resolute desk!!! Call out the Patriots!!
 
2013-03-12 10:52:22 PM

Funk Brothers: Did the media hounded this much on John Kerry after he lost in 2004?


Does Mitt remind you of Republicans losing? Didn't his son publicize it by posting it.
 
2013-03-12 10:52:58 PM

TomD9938: What's the joke?


He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.
 
2013-03-12 10:55:41 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


It's all bullshiat anyway... The Words of Wisdom were just supposed to be guideposts, a way to treat your body well, respect it as if it were a Temple. Some asshole decided to make them canon, and now they have to have a"revelation" from God before they can make simple decisions like this. All because cola didn't exist back then, just coffee and tea when it came to caffeine.
 
2013-03-12 10:55:54 PM

Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.


Has no one posted the full picture yet?

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2013-03-12 11:06:54 PM

Hickory-smoked: MrHappyRotter: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Those dietary restrictions were lifted in the NEW new new testament.

Fixed that for you.


The new new new testament is a lie and a tool of the devil-devil devil.
 
2013-03-12 11:10:10 PM
God-gods for the God-god God!
 
2013-03-12 11:10:49 PM

coeyagi: Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.

Has no one posted the full picture yet?

[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x742]


Shiat, that is incredibly farking sad. How have I never seen that before? Goddamn.

/mournful birthday
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-12 11:16:09 PM

UsikFark: silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?

What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


You tie it to the roof of the car to cool it off again, just as you would a dog.
 
2013-03-12 11:17:36 PM
Romney: tan, fit, and rested.  Ready for 2016!

/Yeeeah!
 
2013-03-12 11:20:17 PM

coeyagi: Doktor_Zhivago: coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.

Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.

Yes. Deal with it, lib-u-lardo.

//too lazy to find the Jackson Herring pic


I'm not:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-12 11:23:10 PM

utah dude: everyone i know in the upper echelons of Bain Capital and the related companies feel that way to me - i don't get it - at least Romney's business decisions haven't been/aren't as idiotic as some of them - - he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.


THREADJACK Mormon and knowing Bain Capital? Tell us everything you know.
 
2013-03-12 11:23:54 PM

Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.


He has more brains in his left pinky than cocksucker ObaMao has in his whole body.
 
2013-03-12 11:25:54 PM
King Something:

//too lazy to find the Jackson Herring pic

I'm not:

[i.imgur.com image 400x300]


Reason #5225258925 i want jackson herring's babies
 
2013-03-12 11:34:19 PM
We get it, he's white

So much butt hurt and hatred here. Funny as always.
 
2013-03-12 11:39:18 PM
th08.deviantart.net
Approves.
 
2013-03-12 11:41:12 PM
Party hats. Check
Fluffer nutter. Check

Now all I need is a little Baja Men in the speakers and I'm all set to have a cool Mormon Party.

...I wish I was president : (
 
2013-03-12 11:45:50 PM

coeyagi: Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.

Has no one posted the full picture yet?

[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x742]


That area of door between his right arm and body always causes a double take for me...
 
2013-03-12 11:52:13 PM

Paris1127: coeyagi: Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?
He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.
Has no one posted the full picture yet?
[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x742]
That area of door between his right arm and body always causes a double take for me...



Has this location ever been identified? Is KC celebrating his birthday in a Des Moines office building for some reason? No matter where it was, I always love the Subway sandwiches laid across the small paper plates.
 
2013-03-12 11:52:31 PM
I wish everyone could see the expression on my face right now, and feel the same level of embarrassment for our nation.
 
2013-03-12 11:52:40 PM

utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.


www.dominiquediprima.com
 
2013-03-12 11:53:34 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, he's white

So much butt hurt and hatred here. Funny as always.


I don't get it.  Who's butthurt?  Everyone in here appears to be pretty happy - especially since what's-his-name isn't celebrating in the WH.

I can only assume you meant yourself.
 
2013-03-12 11:56:43 PM

armoredbulldozer: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

He has more brains in his left pinky than cocksucker ObaMao has in his whole body.


*every last ITG server explodes, in harmony*
 
2013-03-12 11:56:44 PM

coeyagi: Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.

Has no one posted the full picture yet?

[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x742]



Where are the rest of the beverages? All I see is a partially-drank 10 oz bottle of orange juice.
 
2013-03-12 11:57:02 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]


Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.
 
2013-03-12 11:58:42 PM

coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.


Christ, get him a brick of iodized salt.
 
2013-03-12 11:58:59 PM

Lionel Mandrake: thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]

Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.


i.imgur.com
Romney/Ryan 2012

/not too far off actually
 
2013-03-13 12:03:32 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, he's white

So much butt hurt and hatred here. Funny as always.


Um... has anyone told 10pounds that his guy lost?
 
2013-03-13 12:03:53 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: Lionel Mandrake: thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]

Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.

[i.imgur.com image 519x347]
Romney/Ryan 2012

/not too far off actually


  so the way o the country  goes the way of Detroit?
 
2013-03-13 12:13:26 AM

HempHead: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

 9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.
Section 89
The Doctrine and Covenants


Wait, what? I've known thousands of Mormons - I grew up around them - and every single one of them was a Postum junky. Seriously, most Mormon men would trade their fifth daughter for a mug of Postum.

Also - the fark is a fluffernutter? Sounds dirty.
 
2013-03-13 12:14:45 AM

Relatively Obscure: I thought they were perfectly nice pictures *shrug*...Glad they weren't taken at the White House, but still perfectly nice.



i.imgur.com

Dude wants cupcakes and a diet cola? Fine with me. Happy B-day, man.
 
2013-03-13 12:18:33 AM
i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-13 12:18:51 AM

BMulligan: Wait, what? I've known thousands of Mormons - I grew up around them - and every single one of them was a Postum junky. Seriously, most Mormon men would trade their fifth daughter for a mug of Postum.


Postum was heavily marketed as a health beverage and coffee replacement. The Word of Wisdom's suggested health benefits are highly in line with Postum marketing. It was also still popular with the WWII generation because they got used to drinking it with coffee rationing during the war.
 
2013-03-13 12:19:53 AM

BMulligan: Also - the fark is a fluffernutter? Sounds dirty.


Had to look this one up too. Hadn't heard of it before.
 
2013-03-13 12:22:41 AM
I brung ya a present, Willard.

*poops everywhere*

Crappy birfday ya chunka shiat.
 
2013-03-13 12:32:24 AM

Somacandra: BMulligan: Wait, what? I've known thousands of Mormons - I grew up around them - and every single one of them was a Postum junky. Seriously, most Mormon men would trade their fifth daughter for a mug of Postum.

Postum was heavily marketed as a health beverage and coffee replacement. The Word of Wisdom's suggested health benefits are highly in line with Postum marketing. It was also still popular with the WWII generation because they got used to drinking it with coffee rationing during the war.


As long as there's lime Jello with shredded carrots, I suppose it's all good. Oh, and frog eye salad, of course.
 
2013-03-13 12:37:51 AM
*listens to the Romney worshippers crying*

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-03-13 12:37:53 AM
Like my conservative friend said, " Is that the best we can do?"
 
2013-03-13 12:42:33 AM

Marcintosh: Like my conservative friend said, " Is that the best we can do?"


Of course not. They could have nominated Newt, or Herman Cain, or Trump, or Bachmann, or...
 
2013-03-13 12:52:34 AM
Someone needs to rewrite the "I'm So Ronery" song from Team America for him, that picture just screams it.
 
2013-03-13 01:01:12 AM

stirfrybry: Romney again? It must be that time of the month


Haha! Some lil' bugger is trying to work on his projection.

/Still butthurt, huh?
 
2013-03-13 01:07:55 AM

Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]
[img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.



I got this.

img402.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-13 01:10:30 AM

shower_in_my_socks: Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]
[img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.


I got this.

[img402.imageshack.us image 608x300]


Holy farking Bravo, my friend
 
2013-03-13 01:14:25 AM
Romney/Banana.jpg

MIND BLOWN. Bravo to shower_in_my_socks. Well done.
 
2013-03-13 01:18:26 AM
shower_in_my_socks

CTRL+FTW> for Romney/Banana!!
 
2013-03-13 01:25:50 AM
img255.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-13 01:26:16 AM

theorellior: As long as they'll never play "Hail to the Chief" when he walks into a room. Shoulda just have set off those fireworks in Boston Harbor anyway, Mittens.


yeah I felt sort of robbed there. I mean, what the heck. the dude wrecks up traffic all the time in his stupid campiang

shower_in_my_socks: Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]
[img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.


I got this.

[img402.imageshack.us image 608x300]


that is a true work of art right there
 
2013-03-13 01:31:46 AM

shower_in_my_socks: [img255.imageshack.us image 600x524]


If only I could favorite you a second time
 
2013-03-13 01:37:05 AM
hihiihihihiihiihihihihiihihihihihihihihi :D
 
2013-03-13 01:47:51 AM
Shower_in_my_socks has won all the internets tonight.

Very well done, sir. Very well done.
 
2013-03-13 01:49:32 AM

astro716: Holy farking Bravo, my friend


Znuh: MIND BLOWN. Bravo to shower_in_my_socks. Well done.


Kittypie070: shower_in_my_socks

CTRL+FTW> for Romney/Banana!!


tlchwi02: that is a true work of art right there


CorporatePerson: If only I could favorite you a second time


Znuh: Shower_in_my_socks has won all the internets tonight.

Very well done, sir. Very well done.



Thank you all! I am humbled.
 
2013-03-13 01:51:19 AM

djkutch: That looks like a real smile. Did a new model of Romney-bot come out a little too late?


It DOES look like a real smile. I can only tell because it's so different from what we saw in the campaign.
 
2013-03-13 01:56:01 AM

MrHappyRotter: What the photos obscure is the fact that he's getting a hummer from a Taiwanese transgender lady boy.  She goes by Mikong.  She has a severe peanut allergy.


My name Mikong. Me south of Mitt's delta.
 
2013-03-13 02:00:32 AM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


So cappuccinos are bad, but iced lattes are OK? That is some of the most arbitrary BS i've ever seen.
 
2013-03-13 02:08:08 AM

Mantour: silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?

Read:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/01/mormon-caffeine-policy-cl_n_ 1 848098.html


Oh, I see. No reason at all. I guess that makes more sense.

/weird asses
 
2013-03-13 02:08:23 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

So cappuccinos are bad, but iced lattes are OK? That is some of the most arbitrary BS i've ever seen.


Also you can't get them wet or feed them after midnight. I'm not sure why.
 
2013-03-13 02:15:37 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: So cappuccinos are bad, but iced lattes are OK? That is some of the most arbitrary BS i've ever seen.



Caffeine is considered bad, although that's become less of an issue over the years as caffeine has become so widespread and harder to avoid. Coffee is still a no-no. Mormons will drink hot tea if it's caffeine-free. There's even a plant called "Mormon Tea."

I never knew a Mormon who drank decaf coffee, though.
 
2013-03-13 02:19:38 AM
Candles. Hot. Waxy.
 
2013-03-13 02:33:28 AM

shower_in_my_socks: Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]
[img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]

...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.


I got this.

[img402.imageshack.us image 608x300]


YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! I checked back just for this shop!
 
2013-03-13 02:38:34 AM

johnny queso: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.


C'mon, y'all, be nice ... they're making it up as they go along and can't be expected to remember EVERYTHING!
 
2013-03-13 02:50:22 AM
The Mormon church has a large ownership stake in Coca-Cola hence only hot caffeinated beverages are sinful.
 
2013-03-13 03:18:28 AM
Look at that big smile. Nothing beats a fluffernutter cupcake, a diet coke and some heroin.
 
2013-03-13 03:23:05 AM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


An edict that will stand until the Mormon church is revealed to be a Starbucks stockholder.
 
2013-03-13 03:37:31 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

So cappuccinos are bad, but iced lattes are OK? That is some of the most arbitrary BS i've ever seen.


Seems like every religion has it's own set of retarded dietary restrictions. It's almost like they put them in there so you can spot the infidels.
 
2013-03-13 03:40:13 AM

Mantour: silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?

Read:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/01/mormon-caffeine-policy-cl_n_ 1 848098.html


"Part of the confusion stems from LDS church-owned Brigham Young University, which neither sells nor serves caffeinated drinks. But BYU spokeswoman Carri Jenkins explains that is "not a university or church decision, but made by dining services, based on what our customers want." "

Brutal! College without caffeine!
 
2013-03-13 04:15:24 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: chances


Dear God, I laughed.
 
2013-03-13 04:23:00 AM
do any other leftist feel dirty after voting democrat (not as opposed to republican, as opposed to not at all)
 
2013-03-13 04:42:52 AM
Hmm...only 66...he looks good and is in great shape.   I'm 66 too, but exhausted and can't see straight without my glasses...OH NO! Could he run again????

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-13 05:06:27 AM

GarretSidzaka: do any other leftist feel dirty after voting democrat (not as opposed to republican, as opposed to not at all)


you sound silly

leftists don't vote unless it's from the grave
 
2013-03-13 05:23:00 AM

fusillade762: Seems like every religion has it's own set of retarded dietary restrictions. It's almost like they put them in there so you can spot the infidels.


To be fair, so do we atheists.
Babies must be old enough to fear being eaten.
Because nothing tenderizes like terror.
 
2013-03-13 05:37:53 AM
i915.photobucket.com

Happy Birthday, Cousin Dell.
 
2013-03-13 06:59:45 AM
Happy Birthday Mitt.  You're 66.  You can legally retire now.

Thanks in advance from Americans everywehre.
 
2013-03-13 07:10:52 AM
Still waiting on a Little Face Mitt version.
 
2013-03-13 07:39:30 AM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Still waiting on a Little Face Mitt version.


SIMS has done has awesome work here already but I'm not gonna be happeh till I get a tiny face Mitt WITH a tiny hat.

I'mma fussy.

/Glad to see wild-eyed, cupcake-crazed PP made the thread.
 
2013-03-13 07:50:59 AM

shower_in_my_socks: [img255.imageshack.us image 600x524]


I love this!!!
 
2013-03-13 07:52:51 AM
Eh, hope he chokes on 'em.
 
2013-03-13 08:04:25 AM
CAFFEINE!!!


HEATHEN!
 
2013-03-13 08:26:25 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: What is his name?


Ham Sandwich! No that's not right...


No, that's not it.

Um... I got this...

Cake Bunty!
 
2013-03-13 08:47:06 AM
Came for Republican tears. Satisfied.
 
2013-03-13 09:23:23 AM
Looks like he is pondering; How do humans eat these?
 
2013-03-13 09:59:19 AM

PapaChester: That's one plain ass tie. White-f'in-bread.

I swear he goes into designer stores and pays $200 for a plain blue tie.

Matching party hat?

You know what this guy needs?
[img209.imageshack.us image 420x300]


I think its kinda fly that he matched up the tie and party hat. Now all he has to do is get a pair of Kevin Durant's because they have the same color blue in them.
 
2013-03-13 10:05:43 AM
He shouldn't be eating those.  They're at least 47% empty calories.
 
2013-03-13 11:04:07 AM
Well, given that the dude's Mormon and I guess he observes the no booze thing so of course his party is going to be a little lame.

I guess I just wanted to say cupcakes are underrated birthday party food and that P-shop with Kirk Cameron "blowing out" Mitt's candle is going to haunt me for months, and I just skimmed by it. GJ
 
2013-03-13 11:04:07 AM

SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?


This! I work with a guy who is "muy importante" in his local LDS church, and the dude goes through AT LEAST a fridge pack of Diet Coke a day....
 
2013-03-13 11:12:11 AM
I feel so sorry for this insanely rich guy and his do anything, go anywhere lifestyle. What a loser.
 
2013-03-13 11:30:59 AM

SamWaters: Hmm...only 66...he looks good and is in great shape.   I'm 66 too, but exhausted and can't see straight without my glasses...OH NO! Could he run again????

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x350]


"Oh no?"
 
2013-03-13 12:05:36 PM

GarretSidzaka: do any other leftist feel dirty after voting democrat (not as opposed to republican, as opposed to not at all)


I'm not sure what this comment has to do with Mitt Romney's birthday, but no, I don't feel dirty after voting Democrat.

/did you have a point...?
 
2013-03-13 02:24:42 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]
[img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]
...
This could be shopped in an awesome way.

I got this.

[img402.imageshack.us image 608x300]


Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
 
2013-03-13 04:57:18 PM

quatchi: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Still waiting on a Little Face Mitt version.

SIMS has done has awesome work here already but I'm not gonna be happeh till I get a tiny face Mitt WITH a tiny hat.

I'mma fussy.

/Glad to see wild-eyed, cupcake-crazed PP made the thread.


i.imgur.com

Not my best shot, but I tried.
 
2013-03-13 05:53:07 PM

FARK rebel soldier: THREADJACK Mormon and knowing Bain Capital? Tell us everything you know.


too much. i know too much. stay away from the jello and funeral potatoes.
 
2013-03-13 06:57:50 PM
Why won't Mitt share his cupcakes? What is he hiding? Can we really trust a man who won't share his cupcakes?

/I sound fat.

//He is not and will not be president, so happy birthday Mittens! May Ann ride you like a million dollar dancing horse tonight!

///I feel nauseous now.
 
2013-03-13 07:46:22 PM

Silverstaff: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

What's the dividing line for temperature?  Hot coffee is a horrible sin, but iced coffee is A-OK?  What about room temperature?  Warm?  Chilled in the refrigerator?

Should observant Mormons keep a thermometer around to make sure their beverages don't exceed allowable temperatures?


I've known about the "hot caffeinated drinks bad, cold ones ok" rule (if you can call it that) for awhile now, but you bring up a good question. IS iced coffee ok? I assume the hot beverage rule is especially aimed towards coffee, so it seems like a silly loophole. I wonder what the caffeine threshold is. Mormons love hot chocolate, but I assume black tea is right out (there they go, hating on the blacks again.) But is green tea ok? Frappuccinos?

/I think I started drinking too early this afternoon
 
2013-03-13 08:07:58 PM

Kittypie070: Not my best shot, but I tried.


Thank you!
 
2013-03-14 02:25:31 AM

Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.


That was  Jackson Herring in this thread.

Dear Mr. Torg,

You know you have a gleam in your eyes that reminds me of my youngest sonBapp Craig. You are certainly invited to share some Sugar Free Vanilla Frozen Yogurt with myself and Mr. Omaba.

Human emotions,

Mitt Romney
 
2013-03-14 08:20:03 AM
So many funny and awful jibes come of such a gruesomely misplaced smirk.

Among all the other tin-plate qualities ol' Willard exhibits....
 
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