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2013-03-13 10:05:43 AM
He shouldn't be eating those.  They're at least 47% empty calories.
 
2013-03-13 11:04:07 AM
Well, given that the dude's Mormon and I guess he observes the no booze thing so of course his party is going to be a little lame.

I guess I just wanted to say cupcakes are underrated birthday party food and that P-shop with Kirk Cameron "blowing out" Mitt's candle is going to haunt me for months, and I just skimmed by it. GJ
 
2013-03-13 11:04:07 AM

SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?


This! I work with a guy who is "muy importante" in his local LDS church, and the dude goes through AT LEAST a fridge pack of Diet Coke a day....
 
2013-03-13 11:12:11 AM
I feel so sorry for this insanely rich guy and his do anything, go anywhere lifestyle. What a loser.
 
2013-03-13 11:30:59 AM

SamWaters: Hmm...only 66...he looks good and is in great shape.   I'm 66 too, but exhausted and can't see straight without my glasses...OH NO! Could he run again????

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"Oh no?"
 
2013-03-13 12:05:36 PM

GarretSidzaka: do any other leftist feel dirty after voting democrat (not as opposed to republican, as opposed to not at all)


I'm not sure what this comment has to do with Mitt Romney's birthday, but no, I don't feel dirty after voting Democrat.

/did you have a point...?
 
2013-03-13 02:24:42 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]
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This could be shopped in an awesome way.

I got this.

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Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
 
2013-03-13 04:57:18 PM

quatchi: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Still waiting on a Little Face Mitt version.

SIMS has done has awesome work here already but I'm not gonna be happeh till I get a tiny face Mitt WITH a tiny hat.

I'mma fussy.

/Glad to see wild-eyed, cupcake-crazed PP made the thread.


i.imgur.com

Not my best shot, but I tried.
 
2013-03-13 05:53:07 PM

FARK rebel soldier: THREADJACK Mormon and knowing Bain Capital? Tell us everything you know.


too much. i know too much. stay away from the jello and funeral potatoes.
 
2013-03-13 06:57:50 PM
Why won't Mitt share his cupcakes? What is he hiding? Can we really trust a man who won't share his cupcakes?

/I sound fat.

//He is not and will not be president, so happy birthday Mittens! May Ann ride you like a million dollar dancing horse tonight!

///I feel nauseous now.
 
2013-03-13 07:46:22 PM

Silverstaff: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

What's the dividing line for temperature?  Hot coffee is a horrible sin, but iced coffee is A-OK?  What about room temperature?  Warm?  Chilled in the refrigerator?

Should observant Mormons keep a thermometer around to make sure their beverages don't exceed allowable temperatures?


I've known about the "hot caffeinated drinks bad, cold ones ok" rule (if you can call it that) for awhile now, but you bring up a good question. IS iced coffee ok? I assume the hot beverage rule is especially aimed towards coffee, so it seems like a silly loophole. I wonder what the caffeine threshold is. Mormons love hot chocolate, but I assume black tea is right out (there they go, hating on the blacks again.) But is green tea ok? Frappuccinos?

/I think I started drinking too early this afternoon
 
2013-03-13 08:07:58 PM

Kittypie070: Not my best shot, but I tried.


Thank you!
 
2013-03-14 02:25:31 AM

Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.


That was  Jackson Herring in this thread.

Dear Mr. Torg,

You know you have a gleam in your eyes that reminds me of my youngest sonBapp Craig. You are certainly invited to share some Sugar Free Vanilla Frozen Yogurt with myself and Mr. Omaba.

Human emotions,

Mitt Romney
 
2013-03-14 08:20:03 AM
So many funny and awful jibes come of such a gruesomely misplaced smirk.

Among all the other tin-plate qualities ol' Willard exhibits....
 
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