SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.Is diet okay?
SamWaters: Hmm...only 66...he looks good and is in great shape. I'm 66 too, but exhausted and can't see straight without my glasses...OH NO! Could he run again????[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x350]
GarretSidzaka: do any other leftist feel dirty after voting democrat (not as opposed to republican, as opposed to not at all)
shower_in_my_socks: Yuri Futanari: [cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243][img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]...This could be shopped in an awesome way.I got this.[img402.imageshack.us image 608x300]
quatchi: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Still waiting on a Little Face Mitt version.SIMS has done has awesome work here already but I'm not gonna be happeh till I get a tiny face Mitt WITH a tiny hat.I'mma fussy./Glad to see wild-eyed, cupcake-crazed PP made the thread.
Still waiting on a Little Face Mitt version.
FARK rebel soldier: THREADJACK Mormon and knowing Bain Capital? Tell us everything you know.
Silverstaff: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.Is diet okay?Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.What's the dividing line for temperature? Hot coffee is a horrible sin, but iced coffee is A-OK? What about room temperature? Warm? Chilled in the refrigerator?Should observant Mormons keep a thermometer around to make sure their beverages don't exceed allowable temperatures?
Kittypie070: Not my best shot, but I tried.
Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:Human Emotions,Mitt RomneyYou kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.
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