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2013-03-12 10:20:47 PM  

utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww


I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?
 
2013-03-12 10:23:08 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww

I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?


this got way too gay, way too quickly.
 
2013-03-12 10:25:00 PM  

utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww

I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?

this got way too gay, way too quickly.


I think we just hijacked this thread...

SOOOOOOO how bout that mitt romney. isn't he wierd an unemotional?
 
2013-03-12 10:28:48 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..

next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww

I feel dirty... I need an adult.

/is my stance too wide?

this got way too gay, way too quickly.

I think we just hijacked this thread...

SOOOOOOO how bout that mitt romney. isn't he wierd an unemotional?


everyone i know in the upper echelons of Bain Capital and the related companies feel that way to me - i don't get it - at least Romney's business decisions haven't been/aren't as idiotic as some of them - - he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.
 
2013-03-12 10:30:38 PM  

wood0366: [25.media.tumblr.com image 347x46]

Sometimes I wonder if they intentionally come up with headlines that will do this sort of thing.


Those writer are just ass
uming you have a screen
size the same as them.
 
2013-03-12 10:33:05 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


 9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.
Section 89
The Doctrine and Covenants
 
2013-03-12 10:34:13 PM  
What about hot soup?
 
2013-03-12 10:35:10 PM  
i2.cdn.turner.com

I don't always have a cupcake, but when I do
I load it with references to both fluffing and nuts.
 
2013-03-12 10:37:12 PM  
I was going to say I can't believe this guy was almost President but then I realized he wasn't.
 
2013-03-12 10:40:35 PM  
Cupcake. Fluffy. Good.
 
2013-03-12 10:40:37 PM  
glossynews.com

I haz birthday hat too.
 
2013-03-12 10:42:14 PM  

sxacho: What about hot soup?


prisonmovies.nfshost.com

"STFU".
 
2013-03-12 10:42:20 PM  

coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.


Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.
 
2013-03-12 10:43:15 PM  

MrHappyRotter: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Those dietary restrictions were lifted in the

NEW new new testament.

Fixed that for you.
 
2013-03-12 10:43:57 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.

Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.


Yes. Deal with it, lib-u-lardo.

//too lazy to find the Jackson Herring pic
 
2013-03-12 10:47:06 PM  
He's gonna burn that place down. Has nobody told them that they don't actually need 66 separate candles?
 
2013-03-12 10:47:31 PM  
Happy birthday, Mitt. No hard feelings. Have a good trip - and a long one.
 
2013-03-12 10:49:09 PM  

Funk Brothers: Did the media hounded this much on John Kerry after he lost in 2004?


During and after. Were you still under a rock at that point?
 
2013-03-12 10:50:31 PM  
 
2013-03-12 10:51:22 PM  

Paris1127: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


OH MY GOD!!!! That Mooslim has his feet near the resolute desk!!! Call out the Patriots!!
 
2013-03-12 10:52:22 PM  

Funk Brothers: Did the media hounded this much on John Kerry after he lost in 2004?


Does Mitt remind you of Republicans losing? Didn't his son publicize it by posting it.
 
2013-03-12 10:52:58 PM  

TomD9938: What's the joke?


He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.
 
2013-03-12 10:55:41 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


It's all bullshiat anyway... The Words of Wisdom were just supposed to be guideposts, a way to treat your body well, respect it as if it were a Temple. Some asshole decided to make them canon, and now they have to have a"revelation" from God before they can make simple decisions like this. All because cola didn't exist back then, just coffee and tea when it came to caffeine.
 
2013-03-12 10:55:54 PM  

Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.


Has no one posted the full picture yet?

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2013-03-12 11:06:54 PM  

Hickory-smoked: MrHappyRotter: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Those dietary restrictions were lifted in the NEW new new testament.

Fixed that for you.


The new new new testament is a lie and a tool of the devil-devil devil.
 
2013-03-12 11:10:10 PM  
God-gods for the God-god God!
 
2013-03-12 11:10:49 PM  

coeyagi: Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.

Has no one posted the full picture yet?

[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x742]


Shiat, that is incredibly farking sad. How have I never seen that before? Goddamn.

/mournful birthday
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-03-12 11:16:09 PM  

UsikFark: silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?

What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


You tie it to the roof of the car to cool it off again, just as you would a dog.
 
2013-03-12 11:17:36 PM  
Romney: tan, fit, and rested.  Ready for 2016!

/Yeeeah!
 
2013-03-12 11:20:17 PM  

coeyagi: Doktor_Zhivago: coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.

Is that skewed polls dude?

/yes all fat white dudes look the same to me
//is racist.

Yes. Deal with it, lib-u-lardo.

//too lazy to find the Jackson Herring pic


I'm not:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-12 11:23:10 PM  

utah dude: everyone i know in the upper echelons of Bain Capital and the related companies feel that way to me - i don't get it - at least Romney's business decisions haven't been/aren't as idiotic as some of them - - he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.


THREADJACK Mormon and knowing Bain Capital? Tell us everything you know.
 
2013-03-12 11:23:54 PM  

Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.


He has more brains in his left pinky than cocksucker ObaMao has in his whole body.
 
2013-03-12 11:25:54 PM  
King Something:

//too lazy to find the Jackson Herring pic

I'm not:

[i.imgur.com image 400x300]


Reason #5225258925 i want jackson herring's babies
 
2013-03-12 11:34:19 PM  
We get it, he's white

So much butt hurt and hatred here. Funny as always.
 
2013-03-12 11:39:18 PM  
th08.deviantart.net
Approves.
 
2013-03-12 11:41:12 PM  
Party hats. Check
Fluffer nutter. Check

Now all I need is a little Baja Men in the speakers and I'm all set to have a cool Mormon Party.

...I wish I was president : (
 
2013-03-12 11:45:50 PM  

coeyagi: Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.

Has no one posted the full picture yet?

[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x742]


That area of door between his right arm and body always causes a double take for me...
 
2013-03-12 11:52:13 PM  

Paris1127: coeyagi: Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?
He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.
Has no one posted the full picture yet?
[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x742]
That area of door between his right arm and body always causes a double take for me...



Has this location ever been identified? Is KC celebrating his birthday in a Des Moines office building for some reason? No matter where it was, I always love the Subway sandwiches laid across the small paper plates.
 
2013-03-12 11:52:31 PM  
I wish everyone could see the expression on my face right now, and feel the same level of embarrassment for our nation.
 
2013-03-12 11:52:40 PM  

utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.


www.dominiquediprima.com
 
2013-03-12 11:53:34 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, he's white

So much butt hurt and hatred here. Funny as always.


I don't get it.  Who's butthurt?  Everyone in here appears to be pretty happy - especially since what's-his-name isn't celebrating in the WH.

I can only assume you meant yourself.
 
2013-03-12 11:56:43 PM  

armoredbulldozer: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

He has more brains in his left pinky than cocksucker ObaMao has in his whole body.


*every last ITG server explodes, in harmony*
 
2013-03-12 11:56:44 PM  

coeyagi: Mikey1969: TomD9938: What's the joke?

He's got as many birthday attendees as Kirk Cameron, THAT'S the joke.

Has no one posted the full picture yet?

[cdn.fd.uproxx.com image 850x742]



Where are the rest of the beverages? All I see is a partially-drank 10 oz bottle of orange juice.
 
2013-03-12 11:57:02 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]


Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.
 
2013-03-12 11:58:42 PM  

coeyagi: [glossynews.com image 450x450]

I haz birthday hat too.


Christ, get him a brick of iodized salt.
 
2013-03-12 11:58:59 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]

Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.


i.imgur.com
Romney/Ryan 2012

/not too far off actually
 
2013-03-13 12:03:32 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: We get it, he's white

So much butt hurt and hatred here. Funny as always.


Um... has anyone told 10pounds that his guy lost?
 
2013-03-13 12:03:53 AM  

Doktor_Zhivago: Lionel Mandrake: thisisyourbrainonFark: utah dude: he might've even had o.k. economic policies for the country.

[www.dominiquediprima.com image 400x232]

Well, you have to admit, the last entitled rich guy we had did amazing things with the economy.

In much the same way that Fat Man and Little Boy did amazing things with Japanese architecture.

[i.imgur.com image 519x347]
Romney/Ryan 2012

/not too far off actually


  so the way o the country  goes the way of Detroit?
 
2013-03-13 12:13:26 AM  

HempHead: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

 9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.
Section 89
The Doctrine and Covenants


Wait, what? I've known thousands of Mormons - I grew up around them - and every single one of them was a Postum junky. Seriously, most Mormon men would trade their fifth daughter for a mug of Postum.

Also - the fark is a fluffernutter? Sounds dirty.
 
2013-03-13 12:14:45 AM  

Relatively Obscure: I thought they were perfectly nice pictures *shrug*...Glad they weren't taken at the White House, but still perfectly nice.



i.imgur.com

Dude wants cupcakes and a diet cola? Fine with me. Happy B-day, man.
 
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