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2013-03-12 09:32:19 PM
So I had to "Temporarily allow all this page" on NoScript twice just to see a picture?
 
2013-03-12 09:33:29 PM

fusillade762: Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.

He also likes those chocolate goodies.


But not those crummy ones from 7-11...
 
2013-03-12 09:33:46 PM
cdn.novafm.com.au
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...

This could be shopped in an awesome way.
 
2013-03-12 09:35:10 PM

UsikFark: silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?

What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


I think as long as you torture a gay dude to death as penance, you're absolved of your warm beverage sins, but I'd have to look that up again to verify that I'm recalling correctly.
 
2013-03-12 09:36:49 PM

Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.



Haven't seen her around for a while. Hope she's ok.
 
2013-03-12 09:40:09 PM

Dimensio: Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.

You are seeking this posting.



Oops, I remembered it as his better half.
 
2013-03-12 09:41:27 PM

UsikFark: What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?


Sin.  That's what happens.
 
2013-03-12 09:41:53 PM
Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.
 
2013-03-12 09:42:19 PM
Looks like Mitt's been taking tanning tips from Boehner.
 
2013-03-12 09:42:44 PM
www.elfrijol.com
 
2013-03-12 09:43:05 PM

Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.



Meat gazer.
 
2013-03-12 09:44:15 PM

Atomic Spunk: At least Mitt doesn't look like he's going down on a dude like Kirk does.

[cdn.novafm.com.au image 300x243]


of said dude eating subway


www.potins.net

 
2013-03-12 09:45:21 PM

Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.


It's a head under a napkin. Sort of like when we found out that the reason MJ had a band-aid on his nose during the trial was because it was a fake nose.
 
2013-03-12 09:45:28 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?


my question exactly, isn't he going to Mormon hell for drinking that?
 
2013-03-12 09:45:33 PM

randomscribbles: And the cupcakes are all the right height.


I roared with the lol!
 
2013-03-12 09:47:10 PM

Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.


That's his knee. He keeps his penis properly locked away in a Mormon church approved male chastity device, because erections are evil, unless they end in conception with one's spouse.

/Links is NSFW
 
2013-03-12 09:47:34 PM
Even his frosting is white
 
2013-03-12 09:48:15 PM

LectertheChef: Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.

That's his knee. He keeps his penis properly locked away in a Mormon church approved male chastity device, because erections are evil, unless they end in conception with one's spouse.

/Links is NSFW


OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR PENIS??
 
2013-03-12 09:49:25 PM
Cupcake recipe anybody? Especially if they involve peanut butter? Or any nut??
 
2013-03-12 09:49:54 PM

404 page not found: Dimensio: Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.

You are seeking this posting.


Oops, I remembered it as his better half.


The original correspondence was itself well-authored.
 
2013-03-12 09:51:30 PM
Cupcakes. Frosting. Delicious.
 
2013-03-12 09:52:58 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: LectertheChef: Cargo: Has anyone commented on the tent in Mitt's pants?  What's the deal there?

He must really like fluffernutter cupcakes.

That's his knee. He keeps his penis properly locked away in a Mormon church approved male chastity device, because erections are evil, unless they end in conception with one's spouse.

/Links is NSFW

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR PENIS??


Duh.  Didn't you hear what<a target="_blank" data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="%3Ca%20href=" http:="" www.fark.com="" users="" lecterthechef"=""> LectertheChef said?!  Boners are bad bizz for Mormon members.  And it explains the smile, too.

Thanks for the explanation, LectertheChef!  And for an uncomfortable mental image.!!1!!1
 
2013-03-12 09:55:41 PM

TomD9938: What's the joke?


you see, Kirk had a really sad birthday party, with very few people, cattered by subway.  And well, I guess that made fark happy.  And now, Mitt is eating a trashy food, practically alone, and this makes fark happy.

You're welcome.
 
2013-03-12 09:55:44 PM
As long as they'll never play "Hail to the Chief" when he walks into a room. Shoulda just have set off those fireworks in Boston Harbor anyway, Mittens.
 
2013-03-12 09:57:19 PM
I love all the people sucking his dick in the comments section.
 
2013-03-12 09:59:08 PM
marshmallow is the devil's confection
 
2013-03-12 09:59:09 PM
[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


I really like how the oval office is decorated. Except that fugly horse statue. I'm sure of some great importance, but still fugly.       (Featured Comment)
 
2013-03-12 10:00:23 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Sometimes I wonder if they intentionally come up with headlines that will do this sort of thing.
 
2013-03-12 10:02:12 PM
Not even close.  Not a Mittster fan, but he's got a big family and a lot of friends.  People like him seek out small things like this to get some R&R.


Kirk?  We'll, he's got subway...
 
2013-03-12 10:03:24 PM

Cargo: Thanks for the explanation, LectertheChef! And for an uncomfortable mental image.!!1!!1


You're welcome. Though the mental image isn't nearly as uncomfortable as being locked in Kali's Teeth, but that's a small price to pay to get my very own planet.
 
2013-03-12 10:04:28 PM

Dimensio: 404 page not found: Dimensio: Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.

You are seeking this posting.


Oops, I remembered it as his better half.

The original correspondence was itself well-authored.



I concur like a sir.
 
2013-03-12 10:04:55 PM
What an incredibly sad office he's in.
 
2013-03-12 10:06:10 PM

Dwight_Yeast: johnny queso: minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.

Most religions don't alter their owner's manual, but rather only change their interpretation of it.  The Mormon elders regularly re-edit the Book of Mormon to suit their current needs.


You say that like it's a bad thing. Religions stuck in the past have trouble with evolving society.

I'd say laws are better but you peeps down south hold on to your constitution like it was the Holy grail.
 
2013-03-12 10:06:50 PM
mindhuestudio.com
 
2013-03-12 10:07:39 PM

Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.


Marshmallow Fluff was invented in Somerville, MA.

Just sayin'
 
2013-03-12 10:07:50 PM

LectertheChef: Cargo: Thanks for the explanation, LectertheChef! And for an uncomfortable mental image.!!1!!1

You're welcome. Though the mental image isn't nearly as uncomfortable as being locked in Kali's Teeth, but that's a small price to pay to get my very own planet.


Good point.  Or rather, good points; i.e., sharp, metal ones going into your John Thomas.
 
2013-03-12 10:09:29 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img23.imageshack.us image 608x300]

Fat chances in party hats?


A+

/miguel roya for president
 
2013-03-12 10:10:49 PM
So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.
 
2013-03-12 10:12:47 PM

Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.


no, we can't. i don't know where this idea originated. coffee is out. no starbucks fraps for the righteous.
 
2013-03-12 10:13:08 PM

Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.


ever have watered down room temp iced coffee? It should be a sin to drink that. Dunno what it is but hot coffee good, cold coffee good. Room temp coffee, disgustipating
 
2013-03-12 10:14:03 PM
This is in the politics tab?  Man, I can't stand that guy, and I'm so happy that he's not President, but whatever, he can celebrate his b-day however he wants.  He wants fluffernutter cupcakes and diet soda at his party instead of pizza and beer?  Cool, his business.  That's how he parties?  Cool, his business.
 
2013-03-12 10:14:07 PM
"Fluffernutter cupcake" sounds delicious. I'm going to go make this ASAP.

/Not a Romney fan.
//Who the heck would not want a tasty combination of peanut butter and marshmallows?
///Okay, food allergies aside...
 
2013-03-12 10:15:43 PM

utah dude: Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.

no, we can't. i don't know where this idea originated. coffee is out. no starbucks fraps for the righteous.


What about the underpants? Are the magic underpants real?
 
2013-03-12 10:16:30 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


specifically prohibited are tea and coffee right now. the Prophet himself drinks cola. if we started drinking coffee we'd become an extremely industrious people, IMO, but there must be some hidden Satanic reason we're not supposed to... oh yeah, wait, $6 iced mocha latte's... we'd go bankrupt.
 
2013-03-12 10:17:37 PM
Fluffernutter.  Ashes.  Bad.
 
2013-03-12 10:17:37 PM
I have so many worse photos that I can't criticize this photo of Romney.

The hot beverage thing though... weird.
 
2013-03-12 10:17:44 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: utah dude: Barricaded Gunman: So what I've learned from this thread is that a Mormon can drink iced coffee on a hot day, but if he doesn't hurry up and finish it and the ice melts and it gets hot, he has to dump it out, or it's a sin. I guess it really just makes sense if you think about it.

no, we can't. i don't know where this idea originated. coffee is out. no starbucks fraps for the righteous.

What about the underpants? Are the magic underpants real?


i'm wearing them right now - - fairly comfy, sometimes annoying since they're bright white.
 
2013-03-12 10:18:33 PM

utah dude: i'm wearing them right now - - fairly comfy, sometimes annoying since they're bright white.


Pics or it didn't happen..

EIP
 
2013-03-12 10:18:51 PM
ha ha ha my friend!
 
2013-03-12 10:20:00 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Pics or it didn't happen..


next time i'm foot tapping in idaho i'll craigslist ya' one?

/ewwwwwww
 
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