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(Today)   Mitt Romney celebrates 66th birthday with a photo that would even make Kirk Cameron proud   (todaynews.today.com) divider line 214
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2013-03-12 08:01:27 PM
Ermahgerd subs. I laughed so hard. Those pics weren't quite as pathetic as Kirk's bday pics though.
The lady with the dead eyes in the doorway just MAKES that photo.
 
2013-03-12 08:03:26 PM
EVERYBODY NOW!

"Hail to the..." oh shiat.
 
2013-03-12 08:05:59 PM
I thought they were perfectly nice pictures *shrug*

Glad they weren't taken at the White House, but still perfectly nice.
 
2013-03-12 08:11:15 PM
Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.
 
2013-03-12 08:28:31 PM
If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.
 
2013-03-12 08:50:17 PM
That looks like a real smile. Did a new model of Romney-bot come out a little too late?
 
2013-03-12 09:01:43 PM
He celebrated with his wife Anne, and his sons Brapp, Gadd, and Blibb.
 
2013-03-12 09:07:23 PM

Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.


images.politico.com
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...
 
2013-03-12 09:09:57 PM

Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.


Seriously.  Good job, liberal media!
 
2013-03-12 09:10:44 PM
What is his name?
www.blogcdn.com

Ham Sandwich! No that's not right...
 
2013-03-12 09:10:47 PM
I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?
 
2013-03-12 09:10:48 PM
Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?
 
2013-03-12 09:10:53 PM
To further celebrate, each candle represented the firing of his campaign staff, and the subsequent elimination of staff credit cards the night of his loss.

"It's like I can hear their souls faintly scream" Romney said, eyes swiveling to the flame. He then turned back and chuckled.
 
2013-03-12 09:11:48 PM
What the photos obscure is the fact that he's getting a hummer from a Taiwanese transgender lady boy.  She goes by Mikong.  She has a severe peanut allergy.
 
2013-03-12 09:11:58 PM
What's the joke?
 
2013-03-12 09:12:21 PM
He can change ties now.
 
2013-03-12 09:12:36 PM

SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?


Those dietary restrictions were lifted in the new new testament.
 
2013-03-12 09:13:07 PM

Paris1127: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


Goddamn it, you almost cost me a keyboard!

/Seriously, funniest thing I've seen on Fark all day, I actually laughed out loud.
 
2013-03-12 09:13:08 PM
I think it's important for everyone to feel happy and special on their birthday. But then again, fark Mitt Romney.
 
2013-03-12 09:13:14 PM

TomD9938: What's the joke?


You arrived right on time!
 
2013-03-12 09:15:08 PM

MrHappyRotter: What the photos obscure is the fact that he's getting a hummer from a Taiwanese transgender lady boy.  She goes by Mikong.  She has a severe peanut allergy.


then he fluffernuttered her.
 
2013-03-12 09:15:24 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?


One more time: it's hot, caffeinated drinks, although that varies.
 
2013-03-12 09:15:53 PM
I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.
 
2013-03-12 09:16:37 PM
At least Mitt doesn't look like he's going down on a dude like Kirk does.

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2013-03-12 09:17:08 PM
To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.
 
2013-03-12 09:17:27 PM
It looks like he's sitting in a horse trailer.
 
2013-03-12 09:17:59 PM
Did the media hounded this much on John Kerry after he lost in 2004?
 
2013-03-12 09:18:04 PM

SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?


Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?


The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.
 
2013-03-12 09:18:52 PM
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Fat chances in party hats?
 
2013-03-12 09:19:20 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


well shiat.. huge difference there.  Thank god they sorted that out for everyone.
 
2013-03-12 09:20:39 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.
 
2013-03-12 09:21:01 PM

puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.


HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?
 
2013-03-12 09:21:11 PM
What this thread needs is tinyface Mitt in a tiny party hat.
 
2013-03-12 09:21:31 PM
i hope you shiat your holy underwear on election night, mittens

black guy is disappointing but you would have made moroni cry
 
2013-03-12 09:23:39 PM

Paris1127: Weaver95: Any picture where Romney isn't in the white house is a great picture.

[images.politico.com image 605x328]
And this one?
Romney (thinking): This office could've been mine...
Obama (thinking): This is as close to that chair as he is ever going to get...


The best caption of this photo is when it was first released and we had a fark thread on it. I forget who said it but it went something like this:

Obama: You see that guy in the painting over there? Blame him.
 
2013-03-12 09:24:00 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


What's the dividing line for temperature?  Hot coffee is a horrible sin, but iced coffee is A-OK?  What about room temperature?  Warm?  Chilled in the refrigerator?

Should observant Mormons keep a thermometer around to make sure their beverages don't exceed allowable temperatures?
 
2013-03-12 09:24:01 PM

Znuh: To the Farker that ended a letter from Mitt Romney with the following:

Human Emotions,

Mitt Romney

You kick ass. I can't even remember the body of the letter, but the way you ended that made me laugh *very* loud.


You are seeking this posting.
 
2013-03-12 09:25:07 PM

johnny queso: Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.

minor adjustments that like that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.


dammit
 
2013-03-12 09:25:18 PM
That's one plain ass tie. White-f'in-bread.

I swear he goes into designer stores and pays $200 for a plain blue tie.

Matching party hat?

You know what this guy needs?
img209.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-12 09:26:24 PM

Dwight_Yeast: SirEattonHogg: I thought Mormons tend to skip cola.

Is diet okay?

Barricaded Gunman: Doesn't Mitt's Diet Coke contain caffeine?

The church elders just clarified this: apparently only hot caffinated beverages are forbidden.


I'd be more impressed if they said that religious dietary requirements are lame.

/now to scare up some flutternutter pancakes
 
2013-03-12 09:26:27 PM
And to think, we almost gave this guy The Codes...
 
2013-03-12 09:26:36 PM

silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?


Read:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/01/mormon-caffeine-policy-cl_n_ 1 848098.html
 
2013-03-12 09:26:59 PM

Tom_Slick: If I had known he liked Fluffinutter Cup Cakes, I might have voted for him.


He also likes those chocolate goodies.
 
2013-03-12 09:27:58 PM
10 gourmet cupcakes is way better than four weak subway sandwiches and a grocery store cake.

Also Mitt's in a nice chair (Miller?) in front of a polished wood table.  If that's not his home it's somewhere with class.  Kirk's party, on the other hand, looks like it was held in "Meeting Room A" at a Holiday Inn Express.
 
2013-03-12 09:28:10 PM
Romney again? It must be that time of the month
 
2013-03-12 09:28:28 PM

johnny queso: minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.


Most religions don't alter their owner's manual, but rather only change their interpretation of it.  The Mormon elders regularly re-edit the Book of Mormon to suit their current needs.
 
2013-03-12 09:28:43 PM
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Ain't no party like a Mitt Romney party cause a Mitt Romney party has hats.  And diet soda.  And all the other things that make for a good traditional birthday celebration.  And the cupcakes are all the right height.
 
2013-03-12 09:30:45 PM
He's too tan.  Like Satan.
 
2013-03-12 09:32:03 PM

Dwight_Yeast: johnny queso: minor adjustments that that are what give organized religion that nice polished sheen of legitimacy.

Most religions don't alter their owner's manual, but rather only change their interpretation of it.  The Mormon elders regularly re-edit the Book of Mormon to suit their current needs.


they must've just purchased a controlling interest in rockstar.
 
2013-03-12 09:32:08 PM

silvervial: puppypants: I don't think they are anti-caffeine but anti-hot beverages.

HOT beverages? You're kidding! They can't drink something because of the TEMPERATURE??? I knew they were a farking nutty cult, but that's insane.

What about plain hot water?

Are hot liquids cursed? Will they "angry up the blood"?


What if you open the can when it's cold, but you're on a long trip in a hot car and it gets tepid?
 
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