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(Slate)   A complete step-by-step guide on how to get drunk in public   ( divider line
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7366 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2013 at 8:14 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 08:01:42 PM  
2 votes:
That's not a step-by-step guide, it's a list of very obvious ideas. Furthermore, they're ideas for amateur hour. Want to drink in public? Here's your two steps:

1) Buy a hip flask. Be sure it's one where the cap stays attached when you unscrew it.
2) Fill it with alcohol. We could get into a discussion about what should go in it, but let's just go ahead and keep this at in introductory level.
3) Sip when appropriate.

Can't handle those three steps? Stick to soda.
2013-03-12 08:45:08 PM  
1 vote:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: aremmes: Smeggy Smurf
1.  Open beer
2.  Drink beer
3.  Repeat until drunk
You forgot:
0. Stand in public.

You forgot:

0.0. Either go to a country whose beer isn't watered-down horse urine, or replace "beer" below with "vodka".

you know you don't HAVE to buy budweiser....there are dozens, if not hundreds of other choices for you.  Interesting, there is a recent phenonena sweeping the states, it's called "Craft Beer" should look it up, woud probably be very instructional for you
2013-03-12 08:44:13 PM  
1 vote:

Bathysphere: A can of Arizona tea also holds an entire bottle of wine. I thought this article would tell me something I didn't already know.

A can?  Damn.  I know one way or the other that the brown bottles of Green Tea are ideal for this purpose.

Either way, nothing here that the vast (VAST) majority of Farkers and/or high school students don't already know.
2013-03-12 08:38:14 PM  
1 vote:
A can of Arizona tea also holds an entire bottle of wine. I thought this article would tell me something I didn't already know.
2013-03-12 08:19:22 PM  
1 vote:
I long ago discovered how to get drunk in public. Unfortunately, I developed a severe allergic reaction that caused me to break out in handcuffs.
2013-03-12 08:18:29 PM  
1 vote:
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