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2013-03-12 10:10:26 PM

willfullyobscure: man, get these things out of public view and quick or get your guns taken away, you fools.


?  What are you yabbering about?  Nothing wrong with these being in public view.  hell, around here, they are mostly used on Public Lands.
 
2013-03-12 10:10:44 PM

willfullyobscure: man, get these things out of public view and quick or get your guns taken away, you fools. Anal gaping in the Town Day parade isn't appropriate and no ether are military style fashion guns in civilian hands. cut the shiat or get your guns taken away you assholes.


Hey, aren't you supposed to be saying "No one is going to take your guns away"? You should stay on message.
 
2013-03-12 10:11:14 PM

willfullyobscure: man, get these things out of public view and quick or get your guns taken away, you fools. Anal gaping in the Town Day parade isn't appropriate and no ether are military style fashion guns in civilian hands. cut the shiat or get your guns taken away you assholes.


How about no... Does no work for you?
 
2013-03-12 10:12:43 PM

Benjamin Orr: Dimensio: cheesegobbler: Wait, I thought they came out and said the "assault rifle" was in the trunk of the car and he just used pistols for all the killing.

You are mistaken.

Well some media outlets did say that early on. They were wrong... but they did say that.


Ok fair enough, I thought I had heard that somewhere.
 
2013-03-12 10:12:59 PM

GUTSU: willfullyobscure: man, get these things out of public view and quick or get your guns taken away, you fools. Anal gaping in the Town Day parade isn't appropriate and no ether are military style fashion guns in civilian hands. cut the shiat or get your guns taken away you assholes.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be saying "No one is going to take your guns away"? You should stay on message.


He switches every other thread. This thread is concern trolling.

Next thread he is back to nobody wants to ban guns.
 
2013-03-12 10:13:24 PM

GUTSU: Hey, aren't you supposed to be saying "No one is going to take your guns away"? You should stay on message.


That party line bunk was pretty much destroyed when the unleashed the Feinstein's of the party.  They have since move on to other talking points.
 
2013-03-12 10:15:19 PM
On a tangential note...our local Crime Stoppers raffles off a donated Glock every year...raises about $2000.
 
2013-03-12 10:15:20 PM

arentol: There is basically no better choice for home defense than an AR-15.


I disagree, one of two weapons are better for home defense in a pinch and don't need 5.56 mm rifle ammunition. One is a pistol, easy to hold, lightweight, easy to store in a secure box in your bedroom, plus the pistol is easier to handle in tight spaces when you have to search your own house and it's easier to clear corners with a pistol than a long rifle like the AR-15. The other is a pump action shotgun, not for the weapon's ability to suppress and/or kill the target, but the psychological effect it puts on a person who just broke into your home hearing the weapon being cocked, they'll run out the front door in a hurry and you won't have to waste ammunition.  The AR-15 is too long to be an effective weapon in close quarters unless you live in a mansion!
 
2013-03-12 10:17:49 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: arentol: There is basically no better choice for home defense than an AR-15.

I disagree, one of two weapons are better for home defense in a pinch and don't need 5.56 mm rifle ammunition. One is a pistol, easy to hold, lightweight, easy to store in a secure box in your bedroom, plus the pistol is easier to handle in tight spaces when you have to search your own house and it's easier to clear corners with a pistol than a long rifle like the AR-15. The other is a pump action shotgun, not for the weapon's ability to suppress and/or kill the target, but the psychological effect it puts on a person who just broke into your home hearing the weapon being cocked, they'll run out the front door in a hurry and you won't have to waste ammunition.  The AR-15 is too long to be an effective weapon in close quarters unless you live in a mansion!


If people were allowed to own SBRs it would be more effective.
 
2013-03-12 10:20:59 PM

twiztedjustin: Yes, sublibtard, very similar to  the rifle used at Sandy Hook. Except that it isn't being wielded illegally by someone farked in the head.


ironic tag would explode if it were though.  that would be so great
 
JVD
2013-03-12 10:21:01 PM
I don't have a problem with this, but then again I'm not a hoplophobe.
 
2013-03-12 10:21:13 PM
I don't want to get into the circle jerk of which weapon is best for home defense... But can we please stop this bullshiat about how the sound of a pump action makes criminals shiat their pants and run away?
 
2013-03-12 10:22:55 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: the pistol is easier to handle in tight spaces when you have to search your own house and it's easier to clear corners with a pistol than a long rifle like the AR-15. The other is a pump action shotgun, not for the weapon's ability to suppress and/or kill the target, but the psychological effect


That's pretty much what they said in the class I took in home defense. They also taught us how to hold a pistol and a mini mag flashlight while effectively and safely clearing our homes in the dark. Not only did I learn a lot, it was a fun class. That's always a bonus.

/oh, and one of the instructor dudes was HAWT
 
2013-03-12 10:23:27 PM
And now for your viewing pleasure, here's a story of a baseball bat, a rifle, and a very happy ending.

/I'm a sucker for happy endings
 
2013-03-12 10:24:51 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: ... plus the pistol is easier to handle in tight spaces when you have to search your own house and it's easier to clear corners with a pistol than a long rifle like the AR-15.


Never, ever, ever search your home in the event of a break in.  Get your family, your phone and your firearm into a pre-planned location, call the police and shoot anything that comes into your room not wearing a badge.  If you go looking for intruders you give up a significant tactical advantage.

DarkSoulNoHope: The other is a pump action shotgun, not for the weapon's ability to suppress and/or kill the target, but the psychological effect it puts on a person who just broke into your home hearing the weapon being cocked, they'll run out the front door in a hurry and you won't have to waste ammunition.


Pure myth.  Your advice is no better than Mr. Bidens.


Oh, and they should be raffling off Mosin Nagants instead of ARs... That way if no one wins, the little league kids can still use them as bats.
 
2013-03-12 10:25:10 PM
AR 15 actually IS the best weapon for an untrained shooter.

Allow me to articulate.

The rifle is easily fitted to the shooter. The collapsible buttstock and the pistolgrip makes the rifle is easily fitted to the shooter.
The rifle can be equipped with any desired sight.  A red-dot optic is INVALUABLE in low light situations.
The ammunition (5.56/.223) has been consistently shown to penetrate less than ANY non-frangible round, because of the way it yaws when it hits a barrier. (it penetrates on average 6-8 layers of wall before it stops)
A rifle is actually easier to hold on to than a pistol (again, with minimum training)
Larger magazine capacity
Lighter recoil
and his is key: NATURAL POINT OF AIM. An untrained shooter, making NO attempt to actually use the sights, will be able to score better hits, more consistently on a man sized target within 25 meters.

(Yes the AR15 is an extremely effective weapon, with a very effective bullet.  )
 
2013-03-12 10:26:29 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: That's pretty much what they said in the class I took in home defense. They also taught us how to hold a pistol and a mini mag flashlight while effectively and safely clearing our homes in the dark. Not only did I learn a lot, it was a fun class. That's always a bonus.


Who taught this class?  Not so that I can take it, but so that I can tell everyone I know not to take it.
 
2013-03-12 10:26:42 PM
Benjamin Orr: But can we please stop this bullshiat about how the sound of a pump action makes criminals shiat their pants and run away?

every house I've ever fled from while burglarizing has been because I heard the distinctive KA-CHAK! and decided to hightail it out of there. I've never stuck around to see if the person was just bluffing with an unloaded shotgun. Anecdotal, I know, but it's 100% effective.
 
2013-03-12 10:27:59 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: DarkSoulNoHope: the pistol is easier to handle in tight spaces when you have to search your own house and it's easier to clear corners with a pistol than a long rifle like the AR-15. The other is a pump action shotgun, not for the weapon's ability to suppress and/or kill the target, but the psychological effect

That's pretty much what they said in the class I took in home defense. They also taught us how to hold a pistol and a mini mag flashlight while effectively and safely clearing our homes in the dark. Not only did I learn a lot, it was a fun class. That's always a bonus.

/oh, and one of the instructor dudes was HAWT


Ask for your money back if they taught you to go looking around your house for an intruder.
 
2013-03-12 10:28:09 PM
Click Click D'oh:


Oh, and they should be raffling off Mosin Nagants instead of ARs... That way if no one wins, the little league kids can still use them as bats.

Don't be silly, They would break all the balls!
 
2013-03-12 10:28:32 PM

Benjamin Orr: GUTSU: willfullyobscure: man, get these things out of public view and quick or get your guns taken away, you fools. Anal gaping in the Town Day parade isn't appropriate and no ether are military style fashion guns in civilian hands. cut the shiat or get your guns taken away you assholes.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be saying "No one is going to take your guns away"? You should stay on message.

He switches every other thread. This thread is concern trolling.

Next thread he is back to nobody wants to ban guns.


I'm pretty consistent about wanting to ban AR-style guns. they are out loud crappy tech,  fashion statement toy guns, with no real value, and only designed to give the user a tactical hard on. They are antithetical to common sense, actual knowledge about firearms and the great firearm traditions of this country, and their users are almost certain to be ignant morons. They should be banned simply because we don't need a CIVILIAN paramilitary gun culture. This isn't a legal decision, its a cultural one. We don't want sex and vilence on TV, we don't want to walk around Topeka looking like its farking Somalia.

So don't blame me when the open carry tards and the hurr durr imma tactical dude assholes manage to frighten the rest of the country into taking your guns away, You could have had them if you kept your traps shut and didn't act like complete tacti-tard rejects from life and wave your gun penises in everyone's face. But you didn't.  So leave me and the 99 million other responsible gun owners alone, and cry in your beer, tacti-idiots.
 
2013-03-12 10:29:06 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I don't see any problem either. Of course, I recognize that it's just a rifle, and that it's the user and not the machine that dictates the behavior.


The problem is that they're using a Little League for maximum gun-trolling and attention-whoring. It's been a few months, and not enough people were pissing their pants about guns, so some people who enjoy and/or profit from seeing that happen decided to use some 8-to-12-year-olds as an excuse to gin up some media attention.

I sold coupons for frozen pizzas door-to-door for my Little League, along with a hundred other kids. Between that and penny candy from the concession stand and the 50-50 raffle tickets and painted signs on the out field wall and parents who volunteered to mow the grass, we had a pretty goddamn nice field.  Nobody ever felt the need to turn 10-year-olds playing baseball into a political lightning rod. And given where I grew up I'd guess that 95% of those parents had at least one hunting rifle in their houses.

Reasonable people can disagree about guns and who should get to have which ones. But anyone who thinks that kids playing baseball had the first farking thing to do with this is far, far too stupid to be allowed to own a gun.
 
2013-03-12 10:31:53 PM

Benjamin Orr: can we please stop this bullshiat about how the sound of a pump action makes criminals shiat their pants and run away?


Makes criminals shiat their pants and alerts them to your position.
 
2013-03-12 10:32:07 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: ...Classes and testing should be required before being permitted to possess ANY firearm, along with anyone who owns a weapon being held legally responsible for its use, even if they were not the one using it (so keep your firearms secured at all times and no loaning out your firearms to unlicensed people, just like you wouldn't loan out your car to someone who wouldn't/couldn't pass the tests for a licenses) ...



Would you support classes and testing before people are allowed to consume alochol or other drugs? How about before people are allowed to operate farm machinery? Swim in pools? You don't get a license to drive a car. You get a license to drive on the government's roads. I know government-licensed drivers I wouldn't trust to drive my car, and unlicensed individuals I would trust. If the government provided gun ranges, then it might be reasonable for them to have training requirements for using those ranges (not that I think the federal or state governments should be in the gun range business). And finally, what about classes and tests for voting? Someone shouldn't be allowed to defend themselves, but voting for someone who's promised to send our troops to kill tens (hundreds?) of thousands of people in a foreign land, is okay? Voting to suport the world's highest incarceration rate? Military spending almost as much as the rest of the world combined? A President who can assasinate anyone, citizen or not, without a trial? Can the people who vote to support these crimes be held liable for them?
 
2013-03-12 10:32:16 PM

Click Click D'oh: If you go looking for intruders you give up a significant tactical advantage.


Not looking; hunting...
 
2013-03-12 10:33:06 PM

willfullyobscure: with no real value,


lol, shows what you know about AR style rifles.  Some of them shoot on par with many high quality bolt guns when it comes to both accuracy and precision.  You are just another ill-informed sheep that toes the party-line talking points.

too bad really.
 
2013-03-12 10:33:22 PM

Benjamin Orr: I don't want to get into the circle jerk of which weapon is best for home defense... But can we please stop this bullshiat about how the sound of a pump action makes criminals shiat their pants and run away?



Hey, I'm no ITG.

In the (highly unlikely) event that I should be prowling through the darkened corridors of some stranger's house, the sound of a pump shotgun action would get both my feet AND my bowels moving - and fast.


/Short range, shotguns are wicked MF's
// 00
/// 000
 
2013-03-12 10:34:01 PM

willfullyobscure: Benjamin Orr: GUTSU: willfullyobscure: man, get these things out of public view and quick or get your guns taken away, you fools. Anal gaping in the Town Day parade isn't appropriate and no ether are military style fashion guns in civilian hands. cut the shiat or get your guns taken away you assholes.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be saying "No one is going to take your guns away"? You should stay on message.

He switches every other thread. This thread is concern trolling.

Next thread he is back to nobody wants to ban guns.

I'm pretty consistent about wanting to ban AR-style guns. they are out loud crappy tech,  fashion statement toy guns, with no real value, and only designed to give the user a tactical hard on. They are antithetical to common sense, actual knowledge about firearms and the great firearm traditions of this country, and their users are almost certain to be ignant morons. They should be banned simply because we don't need a CIVILIAN paramilitary gun culture. This isn't a legal decision, its a cultural one. We don't want sex and vilence on TV, we don't want to walk around Topeka looking like its farking Somalia.

So don't blame me when the open carry tards and the hurr durr imma tactical dude assholes manage to frighten the rest of the country into taking your guns away, You could have had them if you kept your traps shut and didn't act like complete tacti-tard rejects from life and wave your gun penises in everyone's face. But you didn't.  So leave me and the 99 million other responsible gun owners alone, and cry in your beer, tacti-idiots.


Switching in the same thread. Nice.

You should probably calm down if you aren't trolling. If you are just trolling you should still tone it down a bit.
 
2013-03-12 10:34:44 PM

MichiganFTL: When did we become a nation of pants-wetting sissy's who are scared of anything black and/or gun-shaped?


Good question, may have been the early-1970's - that was when toy and department stores stopped selling quasi-realistic-looking toy guns.

If you believe every gun is a threat because there's a few nuts out there, do you believe every Muslim is a threat because there's a few who flew planes into buildings on 9/11 ?

/all priests diddle boys
 
2013-03-12 10:37:30 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: arentol: There is basically no better choice for home defense than an AR-15.

I disagree, one of two weapons are better for home defense in a pinch and don't need 5.56 mm rifle ammunition. One is a pistol, easy to hold, lightweight, easy to store in a secure box in your bedroom, plus the pistol is easier to handle in tight spaces when you have to search your own house and it's easier to clear corners with a pistol than a long rifle like the AR-15. The other is a pump action shotgun, not for the weapon's ability to suppress and/or kill the target, but the psychological effect it puts on a person who just broke into your home hearing the weapon being cocked, they'll run out the front door in a hurry and you won't have to waste ammunition.  The AR-15 is too long to be an effective weapon in close quarters unless you live in a mansion!


Personally, I prefer something that uses black powder. Makes one helluva sound. If you somehow don't hit the intruder, they WILL shiat themselves because they will think you are firing a cannon at them. :P
 
2013-03-12 10:37:46 PM

willfullyobscure: Benjamin Orr: GUTSU: willfullyobscure: man, get these things out of public view and quick or get your guns taken away, you fools. Anal gaping in the Town Day parade isn't appropriate and no ether are military style fashion guns in civilian hands. cut the shiat or get your guns taken away you assholes.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be saying "No one is going to take your guns away"? You should stay on message.

He switches every other thread. This thread is concern trolling.

Next thread he is back to nobody wants to ban guns.

I'm pretty consistent about wanting to ban AR-style guns. they are out loud crappy tech,  fashion statement toy guns, with no real value, and only designed to give the user a tactical hard on. They are antithetical to common sense, actual knowledge about firearms and the great firearm traditions of this country, and their users are almost certain to be ignant morons. They should be banned simply because we don't need a CIVILIAN paramilitary gun culture. This isn't a legal decision, its a cultural one. We don't want sex and vilence on TV, we don't want to walk around Topeka looking like its farking Somalia.

So don't blame me when the open carry tards and the hurr durr imma tactical dude assholes manage to frighten the rest of the country into taking your guns away, You could have had them if you kept your traps shut and didn't act like complete tacti-tard rejects from life and wave your gun penises in everyone's face. But you didn't.  So leave me and the 99 million other responsible gun owners alone, and cry in your beer, tacti-idiots.


OH I GET IT! You're a Fudd! Very cute, shouldn't you have mentioned that all people need are revolvers and muskets?
 
2013-03-12 10:40:00 PM

semiotix: The problem is that they're using a Little League for maximum gun-trolling and attention-whoring. It's been a few months, and not enough people were pissing their pants about guns, so some people who enjoy and/or profit from seeing that happen decided to use some 8-to-12-year-olds as an excuse to gin up some media attention.


No, it's more like they're using the interests of a rural area to make money for the team. Fundraisers are like that.

Not everything is trolling and attention-whoring. Gun raffles are very popular where I live. They wouldn't be popular in New York City.  Then again, what kind of fundraiser would be popular in New York City right now?
 
2013-03-12 10:41:44 PM

Amos Quito: Benjamin Orr: I don't want to get into the circle jerk of which weapon is best for home defense... But can we please stop this bullshiat about how the sound of a pump action makes criminals shiat their pants and run away?


Hey, I'm no ITG.

In the (highly unlikely) event that I should be prowling through the darkened corridors of some stranger's house, the sound of a pump shotgun action would get both my feet AND my bowels moving - and fast.


/Short range, shotguns are wicked MF's
// 00
/// 000


I am going to assume you are not the typical robbet with a history of making bad choices. Will some run away? Probably. Acting like the sound is some magical charm that scares everybody away is just stupid though.

All you have to do is watch the news or read fark to see examples of criminals doing things that sane people would never even consider.
 
2013-03-12 10:41:59 PM

willfullyobscure: 'm pretty consistent about wanting to ban AR-style guns. they are out loud crappy tech, fashion statement toy guns, with no real value, and only designed to give the user a tactical hard on.


Also, the single longest consistently used military firearm.

willfullyobscure: n. They are antithetical to common sense, actual knowledge about firearms and the great firearm traditions of this country,


The fark?

willfullyobscure: we don't need a CIVILIAN paramilitary gun culture


Yes, the government and police departments should be the sole arbiter of a gun culture.

willfullyobscure: This isn't a legal decision, its a cultural one.


And you should not be the arbiter of my culture. It is OK if you wish to opt out, I would think no less of you. I merely request the same level of respect.

willfullyobscure: So don't blame me when the open carry tards and the hurr durr imma tactical dude assholes manage to frighten the rest of the country into taking your guns away, You could have had them if you kept your traps shut and didn't act like complete tacti-tard rejects from life and wave your gun penises in everyone's face.


I agree with your reasons, and disagree with your suggestion that they qualify for the revocation of rights.

willfullyobscure: So leave me and the 99 million other responsible gun owners alone, and cry in your beer, tacti-idiots.


Herpa Derpa Fudd, random suggestion concerning your preferred methods of fornication with various fauna, and other things which would be appropriate for a response to your last statement.

/unless that was a troll... in which case, brilliant!
 
2013-03-12 10:43:40 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: semiotix: The problem is that they're using a Little League for maximum gun-trolling and attention-whoring. It's been a few months, and not enough people were pissing their pants about guns, so some people who enjoy and/or profit from seeing that happen decided to use some 8-to-12-year-olds as an excuse to gin up some media attention.

No, it's more like they're using the interests of a rural area to make money for the team. Fundraisers are like that.

Not everything is trolling and attention-whoring. Gun raffles are very popular where I live. They wouldn't be popular in New York City.  Then again, what kind of fundraiser would be popular in New York City right now?


Large sodas?
 
2013-03-12 10:45:10 PM

Benjamin Orr: Amos Quito: Benjamin Orr: I don't want to get into the circle jerk of which weapon is best for home defense... But can we please stop this bullshiat about how the sound of a pump action makes criminals shiat their pants and run away?


Hey, I'm no ITG.

In the (highly unlikely) event that I should be prowling through the darkened corridors of some stranger's house, the sound of a pump shotgun action would get both my feet AND my bowels moving - and fast.


/Short range, shotguns are wicked MF's
// 00
/// 000

I am going to assume you are not the typical robbet with a history of making bad choices. Will some run away? Probably. Acting like the sound is some magical charm that scares everybody away is just stupid though.

All you have to do is watch the news or read fark to see examples of criminals doing things that sane people would never even consider.


Though the world today seems to make one wonder... who is sane anymore. We have a diagnosis for everything now, even behavior which just a few short years ago would have been considered "normal". But I do believe our bodies of govt. and associated entities are hopelessly corrupt at this point (not tinfoil hat corrupt, but corrupt nevertheless).
 
2013-03-12 10:45:58 PM

GUTSU: OH I GET IT! You're a Fudd! Very cute, shouldn't you have mentioned that all people need are revolvers and muskets?


Had he done that he wouldn't be a Fudd, he'd have taken it to the next level and become a ZUMBO!
 
2013-03-12 10:46:35 PM
Prepares for massive NRA sponsorship.
 
2013-03-12 10:46:41 PM
Everyone is missing the point.

Charidy Butcher=Dance Mom
 
2013-03-12 10:47:51 PM

Amos Quito: Benjamin Orr: I don't want to get into the circle jerk of which weapon is best for home defense... But can we please stop this bullshiat about how the sound of a pump action makes criminals shiat their pants and run away?


Hey, I'm no ITG.

In the (highly unlikely) event that I should be prowling through the darkened corridors of some stranger's house, the sound of a pump shotgun action would get both my feet AND my bowels moving - and fast.


/Short range, shotguns are wicked MF's
// 00
/// 000


#1 shot is optimal.  You only get 7 shots on a pump, 6 on a semiauto. The impact area at room distances is the caliber of your shotgun.  (the cup would still be with the shot) That magical sound of the pumping action is a myth. Finally, ANY manually cycled firearm (pump, lever, even bolt) can result in short stroking when the shooter is under pressure. Shotguns can seize the action, or fail to eject a spent cartridge. This is why I can not recommend a shotgun for home defense.

/I too have a shotgun, and "It never jams, never ever. Except that time when the oprod bound up because I twisted it)
 
2013-03-12 10:47:51 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: GUTSU: OH I GET IT! You're a Fudd! Very cute, shouldn't you have mentioned that all people need are revolvers and muskets?

Had he done that he wouldn't be a Fudd, he'd have taken it to the next level and become a ZUMBO!


Zumbo shouldn't have sucked H&K Kock so hard, he might still be published.
 
2013-03-12 10:51:21 PM
The sound of a pump shotgun has got nothing on the growl of a German Shepherd.
 
2013-03-12 10:52:13 PM

badhatharry: The sound of a pump shotgun has got nothing on the growl of a German Shepherd.


^- greatest piece of advice given so far.
 
2013-03-12 10:55:36 PM
I bought a raffle ticket for a left handed m-14 the other day.

www.imfdb.org


/crossing fingers
 
2013-03-12 10:56:02 PM
"Their fundraiser last year only raised $10."
 
2013-03-12 10:56:25 PM
Nobody has mentioned using a bat on a home intruder.

There was a time when I caught someone looting through my swag.

I caught him with my Louisville Slugger, across the kidneys, across his ribs, and across a knee when he wanted to take off.

He also got a sound thrashing by hand, and a free ride in an ambulance, with several days of bed rest, while restrained to his hospital bed, so he wouldn't wander off.

Yeah he got me back though, had to rent a carpet cleaner to get all of the pisz, puke, and blood out of the carpet.

Even got the District Attorney to look into my "taking the law into my own hands", nothing came of it though.

/lucky the wife wasn't home
//she's a great shot
///wanna see the scar she gave me?
 
2013-03-12 10:57:39 PM

Benjamin Orr: Amos Quito: Benjamin Orr: I don't want to get into the circle jerk of which weapon is best for home defense... But can we please stop this bullshiat about how the sound of a pump action makes criminals shiat their pants and run away?


Hey, I'm no ITG.

In the (highly unlikely) event that I should be prowling through the darkened corridors of some stranger's house, the sound of a pump shotgun action would get both my feet AND my bowels moving - and fast.


/Short range, shotguns are wicked MF's
// 00
/// 000

I am going to assume you are not the typical robbet with a history of making bad choices. Will some run away? Probably. Acting like the sound is some magical charm that scares everybody away is just stupid though.

All you have to do is watch the news or read fark to see examples of criminals doing things that sane people would never even consider.



Heh!

You're right. I guess I'm just not cut out for a career of thuggery.

The curse of foresight, I suppose.

But if the sound of the action of a pump shotgun won't make them shiat their pants, the consequences of discharge will make shiat ooze through their abdominal walls.

So at least there's that.
 
2013-03-12 10:57:50 PM

willfullyobscure: Benjamin Orr: GUTSU: willfullyobscure: man, get these things out of public view and quick or get your guns taken away, you fools. Anal gaping in the Town Day parade isn't appropriate and no ether are military style fashion guns in civilian hands. cut the shiat or get your guns taken away you assholes.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be saying "No one is going to take your guns away"? You should stay on message.

He switches every other thread. This thread is concern trolling.

Next thread he is back to nobody wants to ban guns.

I'm pretty consistent about wanting to ban AR-style guns. they are out loud crappy tech,  fashion statement toy guns, with no real value, and only designed to give the user a tactical hard on. They are antithetical to common sense, actual knowledge about firearms and the great firearm traditions of this country, and their users are almost certain to be ignant morons. They should be banned simply because we don't need a CIVILIAN paramilitary gun culture. This isn't a legal decision, its a cultural one. We don't want sex and vilence on TV, we don't want to walk around Topeka looking like its farking Somalia.

So don't blame me when the open carry tards and the hurr durr imma tactical dude assholes manage to frighten the rest of the country into taking your guns away, You could have had them if you kept your traps shut and didn't act like complete tacti-tard rejects from life and wave your gun penises in everyone's face. But you didn't.  So leave me and the 99 million other responsible gun owners alone, and cry in your beer, tacti-idiots.


I think it's trying to communicate.... What should we do?
 
2013-03-12 10:59:05 PM

badhatharry: The sound of a pump shotgun has got nothing on the growl of a German Shepherd.


Yeah, but you have to feed and take care of a German Shepherd.
 
2013-03-12 10:59:10 PM

GUTSU: [gifsforum.com image 494x359]

Let me sum up this entire thread.

People who hate guns, bait people that like guns. The word penis will be flung to both sides, and everyone is a racist, facist, ect, ect.



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I'm not even gonna read the rest of this.
 
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