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(SacBee)   Gallant apologizes, takes care of the bill and offers his condolences. Goofus says that you're mistaken when you tell him that's not your wife in the casket   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, condolences, KABC-TV  
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7079 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2013 at 8:18 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 07:16:56 PM  
13 votes:
We are not sweeping it under the rug,"

Then I take it she wasn't cremated.
2013-03-12 08:22:44 PM  
5 votes:
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In tonight's morbid merriment, we'll show you that it takes tomb to tangle and the morgue, the merrier!

This family mortuary does not put the "fun" in "funeral," even though the business has been bury good to them.

As a matter of fact, one might say that they've made a... GRAVE mistake, can you DIG it?  HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
2013-03-12 07:32:10 PM  
5 votes:
Next he'll be saying "This is not my beautiful house!"
2013-03-12 09:30:08 PM  
3 votes:
This isn't funny guys.

Think of it: You're at your wife's funeral. You skip down the aisle with a spring in your step and a lightness in your soul that you haven't felt in 30 years, humming "Ding-dong the witch is dead!" to yourself. Two hours previously you received the proceeds from the million dollar insurance policy you took out on your wife. Your head is filled with naughty thoughts about what you're going to do with your girlfriend after the funeral. You get to the casket, and... it's not her. Your heart stops beating as you consider... maybe she's not really dead, and this was all a horrible, horrible mistake. You feverishly glance around the funeral home, looking for her smug, condescending face...

Not funny at all...
2013-03-12 08:25:44 PM  
1 vote:
...and Super-Goofus says, "Was she as cold and stiff when you used to fark her as she was when I farked her? Anyway, you people all look alike anyway."
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