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(SacBee)   Gallant apologizes, takes care of the bill and offers his condolences. Goofus says that you're mistaken when you tell him that's not your wife in the casket   (sacbee.com) divider line 32
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2013-03-12 07:16:56 PM
We are not sweeping it under the rug,"

Then I take it she wasn't cremated.
 
2013-03-12 07:21:22 PM

Bob_Laublaw: We are not sweeping it under the rug,"

Then I take it she wasn't cremated.


FLAWLESS VICTORY
 
2013-03-12 07:32:10 PM
Next he'll be saying "This is not my beautiful house!"
 
2013-03-12 08:22:44 PM
img825.imageshack.us

HELLO, BOILS AND GHOULS, AND WELCOME TO TALES FROM THE CRYPT!

In tonight's morbid merriment, we'll show you that it takes tomb to tangle and the morgue, the merrier!

This family mortuary does not put the "fun" in "funeral," even though the business has been bury good to them.

As a matter of fact, one might say that they've made a... GRAVE mistake, can you DIG it?  HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
 
2013-03-12 08:23:45 PM

BKITU: Bob_Laublaw: We are not sweeping it under the rug,"

Then I take it she wasn't cremated.

FLAWLESS VICTORY


Yup. Pretty much done here, Talking Heads reference and all
 
2013-03-12 08:23:56 PM
Catholic b@st@rds ate my nephew!
 
2013-03-12 08:24:12 PM
No Goofus will also admit to bonking your wife's corpse.
 
2013-03-12 08:25:34 PM
At the very least, Goofus would take a nap inside one of the coffins.
 
2013-03-12 08:25:44 PM
...and Super-Goofus says, "Was she as cold and stiff when you used to fark her as she was when I farked her? Anyway, you people all look alike anyway."
 
2013-03-12 08:26:24 PM

Atomic Spunk: Anyway, you people all look alike anyway."


Super-Goofus has really bad grammar.
 
2013-03-12 08:27:59 PM

Atomic Spunk: Atomic Spunk: Anyway, you people all look alike anyway."

Super-Goofus has really bad grammar.


He's a right asshole.
 
2013-03-12 08:28:47 PM
"...spokesman Reginald Black..."

I think we just found the blackest name ever.
 
2013-03-12 08:28:49 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img825.imageshack.us image 256x280]

HELLO, BOILS AND GHOULS, AND WELCOME TO TALES FROM THE CRYPT!

In tonight's morbid merriment, we'll show you that it takes tomb to tangle and the morgue, the merrier!

This family mortuary does not put the "fun" in "funeral," even though the business has been bury good to them.

As a matter of fact, one might say that they've made a... GRAVE mistake, can you DIG it?  HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!


+666
 
2013-03-12 08:32:39 PM
www.iconsoffright.com

You bury your own.
 
2013-03-12 08:35:46 PM
The old switcheroo.
 
2013-03-12 08:35:57 PM
Haven't there been enough Death at a Funeral remakes? Tell me they at least kept Peter Dinklage involved.
 
2013-03-12 08:38:46 PM

Bob_Laublaw: We are not sweeping it under the rug,"

Then I take it she wasn't cremated.


www.gifs.net
 
2013-03-12 08:39:24 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-12 08:43:39 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img825.imageshack.us image 256x280]

HELLO, BOILS AND GHOULS, AND WELCOME TO TALES FROM THE CRYPT!

In tonight's morbid merriment, we'll show you that it takes tomb to tangle and the morgue, the merrier!

This family mortuary does not put the "fun" in "funeral," even though the business has been bury good to them.

As a matter of fact, one might say that they've made a... GRAVE mistake, can you DIG it?  HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!


Why are you wasting this gold in liter land with the serfs and morons.
 
2013-03-12 08:47:44 PM
i292.photobucket.com
from 2009.
recycling.
 
2013-03-12 08:51:59 PM
Three day's after the funeral? This article is fake...
 
2013-03-12 08:58:52 PM
i46.tinypic.com

Will not apologize.
 
2013-03-12 09:05:36 PM

scottydoesntknow: Next he'll be saying "This is not my beautiful house!"


FLAWLESS VICTORY: PART TWO
 
2013-03-12 09:16:07 PM
couldn't they just switch heads?


/old one
 
2013-03-12 09:29:44 PM
Aren't Goofus and Gallant things supposed to be kinda related? Like Goofus drinks milk out of the bottle and Gallant uses a glass? These two aren't even close.
 
2013-03-12 09:30:08 PM
This isn't funny guys.

Think of it: You're at your wife's funeral. You skip down the aisle with a spring in your step and a lightness in your soul that you haven't felt in 30 years, humming "Ding-dong the witch is dead!" to yourself. Two hours previously you received the proceeds from the million dollar insurance policy you took out on your wife. Your head is filled with naughty thoughts about what you're going to do with your girlfriend after the funeral. You get to the casket, and... it's not her. Your heart stops beating as you consider... maybe she's not really dead, and this was all a horrible, horrible mistake. You feverishly glance around the funeral home, looking for her smug, condescending face...

Not funny at all...
 
2013-03-12 09:50:27 PM

Not_The_Target_Market: [i292.photobucket.com image 640x339]
from 2009.
recycling.


I haven't seen that before but damn it is funny.
 
2013-03-12 10:23:43 PM
Stiff happens.
 
2013-03-12 10:41:29 PM
Fark it, just cremate everyone "accidentally" and these mishaps won't happen. Ash is ash. Well, unless your wife had a titanium hip...
 
2013-03-12 11:50:23 PM

foxyshadis: Fark it, just cremate everyone "accidentally" and these mishaps won't happen. Ash is ash. Well, unless your wife had a titanium hip...


"That's not her ball-socket serial number.  I'd know that anywhere."
 
2013-03-13 12:15:59 AM

WhippingBoy: This isn't funny guys.

Think of it: You're at your wife's funeral. You skip down the aisle with a spring in your step and a lightness in your soul that you haven't felt in 30 years, humming "Ding-dong the witch is dead!" to yourself. Two hours previously you received the proceeds from the million dollar insurance policy you took out on your wife. Your head is filled with naughty thoughts about what you're going to do with your girlfriend after the funeral. You get to the casket, and... it's not her. Your heart stops beating as you consider... maybe she's not really dead, and this was all a horrible, horrible mistake. You feverishly glance around the funeral home, looking for her smug, condescending face...

Not funny at all...


Evil bastard...

Do you know how difficult it is to get rum & coke out of your nose?
 
2013-03-13 02:33:34 AM
Buried the wrong woman? What, was she still twitching?

"Not Yet Dead!"
 
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