Bob_Laublaw: We are not sweeping it under the rug,"Then I take it she wasn't cremated.
BKITU: Bob_Laublaw: We are not sweeping it under the rug,"Then I take it she wasn't cremated.FLAWLESS VICTORY
Atomic Spunk: Anyway, you people all look alike anyway."
Atomic Spunk: Atomic Spunk: Anyway, you people all look alike anyway."Super-Goofus has really bad grammar.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img825.imageshack.us image 256x280]HELLO, BOILS AND GHOULS, AND WELCOME TO TALES FROM THE CRYPT!In tonight's morbid merriment, we'll show you that it takes tomb to tangle and the morgue, the merrier!This family mortuary does not put the "fun" in "funeral," even though the business has been bury good to them.As a matter of fact, one might say that they've made a... GRAVE mistake, can you DIG it? HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
scottydoesntknow: Next he'll be saying "This is not my beautiful house!"
Not_The_Target_Market: [i292.photobucket.com image 640x339]from 2009.recycling.
foxyshadis: Fark it, just cremate everyone "accidentally" and these mishaps won't happen. Ash is ash. Well, unless your wife had a titanium hip...
WhippingBoy: This isn't funny guys.Think of it: You're at your wife's funeral. You skip down the aisle with a spring in your step and a lightness in your soul that you haven't felt in 30 years, humming "Ding-dong the witch is dead!" to yourself. Two hours previously you received the proceeds from the million dollar insurance policy you took out on your wife. Your head is filled with naughty thoughts about what you're going to do with your girlfriend after the funeral. You get to the casket, and... it's not her. Your heart stops beating as you consider... maybe she's not really dead, and this was all a horrible, horrible mistake. You feverishly glance around the funeral home, looking for her smug, condescending face...Not funny at all...
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