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(Greensboro News-Record)   Man attacks two cows. Drugs and or alcohol may have been involved   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Toyota 4Runner, local prison  
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2383 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2013 at 6:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 06:12:55 PM  
5 votes:
But now where will we get shareware?
2013-03-12 07:20:15 PM  
3 votes:
2013-03-12 06:14:48 PM  
3 votes:
Clearly he has no feeling for udders...
2013-03-12 05:59:18 PM  
3 votes:
Worst case of lactose intolerance evar.
2013-03-12 05:38:22 PM  
3 votes:
Oh George... not the livestock
2013-03-12 06:33:49 PM  
2 votes:
Beat mor chikken
2013-03-12 06:32:35 PM  
2 votes:
We've all been there, 5 minutes before last call and there were no other choices.
2013-03-12 06:29:43 PM  
2 votes:
Took his truck and t-boned them.
2013-03-12 06:20:36 PM  
2 votes:
Must have been some beef.
2013-03-12 06:19:54 PM  
2 votes:
He must have conducted a surprise attack.

In other words, a flank maneuver.
2013-03-12 06:17:13 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh George... not the livestock

Only two cows?  Amateur,..
2013-03-12 05:33:57 PM  
2 votes:
Attempted mooder.

/I blame milk.
2013-03-12 06:37:49 PM  
1 vote:
Well, cows shouldn't have  have mooed-off like that!
2013-03-12 06:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
Don't have bludgeon a cow (or two), man!
2013-03-12 06:19:21 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what mooooved him to attack them?  Horny ?
2013-03-12 06:19:16 PM  
1 vote:
Am I in before cow level from diablo
2013-03-12 06:18:24 PM  
1 vote:
Udderly senseless.
2013-03-12 06:13:27 PM  
1 vote:
I had a rural dentist who told me about a patient who came in with some broken teeth. Apparently his cow bit him, so he bit the cow back.
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