FARK.com: (7639691) Man attacks two cows. Drugs and or alcohol may have been involved

		Man attacks two cows. Drugs and or alcohol may have been involved (news-record.com)		18
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Bondith		2013-03-12 06:12:55 PM

5 votes:

But now where will we get shareware?

heywood-jablome		2013-03-12 07:20:15 PM

3 votes:

bump		2013-03-12 06:14:48 PM

3 votes:

Clearly he has no feeling for udders...

bearded clamorer		2013-03-12 05:59:18 PM

3 votes:

Worst case of lactose intolerance evar.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-03-12 05:38:22 PM

3 votes:

Oh George... not the livestock

Fano		2013-03-12 06:33:49 PM

2 votes:

Beat mor chikken

Kanemano		2013-03-12 06:32:35 PM

2 votes:

We've all been there, 5 minutes before last call and there were no other choices.

uncleacid		2013-03-12 06:29:43 PM

2 votes:

Took his truck and t-boned them.

farkingismybusiness		2013-03-12 06:20:36 PM

2 votes:

Must have been some beef.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-03-12 06:19:54 PM

2 votes:

He must have conducted a surprise attack.

In other words, a flank maneuver.

Hack Patooey		2013-03-12 06:17:13 PM

2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh George... not the livestock

Only two cows? Amateur,..

www.imfdb.org

Snarfangel		2013-03-12 05:33:57 PM

2 votes:

Attempted mooder.

/I blame milk.

Bslim		2013-03-12 06:37:49 PM

1 votes:

Well, cows shouldn't have have mooed-off like that!

Apos		2013-03-12 06:25:19 PM

1 votes:

Don't ~~have~~ bludgeon a cow (or two), man!

llevrok		2013-03-12 06:19:21 PM

1 votes:

I wonder what mooooved him to attack them? Horny ?

Oldiron_79		2013-03-12 06:19:16 PM

1 votes:

Am I in before cow level from diablo

DeathMetalLive		2013-03-12 06:18:24 PM

1 votes:

Udderly senseless.

davidphogan		2013-03-12 06:13:27 PM

1 votes:

I had a rural dentist who told me about a patient who came in with some broken teeth. Apparently his cow bit him, so he bit the cow back.

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