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(Greensboro News-Record)   Man attacks two cows. Drugs and or alcohol may have been involved   (news-record.com) divider line 45
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2013-03-12 05:33:57 PM  
Attempted mooder.

/I blame milk.
 
2013-03-12 05:38:22 PM  
Oh George... not the livestock
 
2013-03-12 05:59:18 PM  
Worst case of lactose intolerance evar.
 
2013-03-12 06:12:55 PM  
But now where will we get shareware?
 
2013-03-12 06:13:27 PM  
I had a rural dentist who told me about a patient who came in with some broken teeth. Apparently his cow bit him, so he bit the cow back.
 
2013-03-12 06:14:48 PM  
Clearly he has no feeling for udders...
 
2013-03-12 06:14:54 PM  

davidphogan: I had a rural dentist who told me about a patient who came in with some broken teeth. Apparently his cow bit him, so he bit the cow back.


Steak was tougher raw, huh?
 
2013-03-12 06:15:52 PM  
Hey - we've all been at a bar @ 2:00 a.m.
 
2013-03-12 06:17:13 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh George... not the livestock


Only two cows?  Amateur,..

www.imfdb.org
 
2013-03-12 06:18:24 PM  
Udderly senseless.
 
2013-03-12 06:18:48 PM  
 
2013-03-12 06:19:06 PM  

Bondith: But now where will we get shareware?


First thing I thought of, too.
 
2013-03-12 06:19:16 PM  
Am I in before cow level from diablo
 
2013-03-12 06:19:21 PM  
It ain't always easy doing mother natures work.
images.zap2it.com
Your sufferings over. They're clear cutting a place in heaven for you.
 
2013-03-12 06:19:21 PM  
I wonder what mooooved him to attack them?  Horny ?
 
2013-03-12 06:19:54 PM  
He must have conducted a surprise attack.

In other words, a flank maneuver.
 
2013-03-12 06:20:04 PM  
Sad.  That's where I used to download stuff for my Palm Pilot.

At least he won't have to go far for treatment.  Broughton Psychiatric Hospital is pretty close by.
 
2013-03-12 06:20:36 PM  
Must have been some beef.
 
2013-03-12 06:20:47 PM  
Drunk enough to attack cows sounds like a fun kind of drunk for somebody else at the party to be.  (As long as it's not my house)
 
2013-03-12 06:20:56 PM  
Weeeooooooweeeeoooooeeeeooooooo waaah
 
2013-03-12 06:25:10 PM  
tucows.com
 
2013-03-12 06:25:19 PM  
Don't have bludgeon a cow (or two), man!
 
2013-03-12 06:29:30 PM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 06:29:43 PM  
Took his truck and t-boned them.
 
2013-03-12 06:30:03 PM  
Is his name Don Quixote?
 
2013-03-12 06:32:14 PM  
Only $1000 per cow? He got off easy. A friend of mine hit two bulls on his way home from work one night and totaled his truck. They were about five grand each.
 
2013-03-12 06:32:35 PM  
We've all been there, 5 minutes before last call and there were no other choices.
 
2013-03-12 06:33:49 PM  
Beat mor chikken
 
2013-03-12 06:37:40 PM  
It was all training.

c276521.r21.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2013-03-12 06:37:49 PM  
Well, cows shouldn't have  have mooed-off like that!
 
2013-03-12 06:41:09 PM  

b0rg9: Bondith: But now where will we get shareware?

First thing I thought of, too.


Same. I'd forgotten about that site.
 
2013-03-12 06:43:21 PM  
They had it coming, damn bovine bastards.

Honestly though, he probably hit them with the car and then tried to put them out of their misery in the way only an incredibly inebriated person can... poorly.
 
2013-03-12 06:43:29 PM  
His dog wanted steak.
 
2013-03-12 06:43:40 PM  

Oldiron_79: Am I in before cow level from diablo


There is no Cow Level.
 
2013-03-12 06:52:21 PM  
Clearly it was self defense. Those cows were shifty looking and would have made off with his money had he not stopped them.

(Yep, I was gonna go tucows reference too, but that's been handled, so had to look elsewhere for my material)
 
2013-03-12 06:56:26 PM  
theadventourist.com
nature's camouflage gone wrong?
 
2013-03-12 06:58:08 PM  

ProdigalSigh: They had it coming, damn bovine bastards.


www.horreur.net
 
2013-03-12 06:58:14 PM  

thy crotch: [theadventourist.com image 610x406]
nature's camouflage gone wrong?


I bought it on sale at Target.
 
2013-03-12 07:20:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-12 07:29:57 PM  

ProdigalSigh: They had it coming, damn bovine bastards.

Honestly though, he probably hit them with the car and then tried to put them out of their misery in the way only an incredibly inebriated person can... poorly.


He should have used an AK-47 assault box cutter.
 
2013-03-12 08:32:46 PM  

Bondith: But now where will we get shareware?


First thing I thought of too. Along that same note; has CNET stopped including the complementary adware/malware to each download yet?
 
2013-03-12 08:38:32 PM  

DigitalCoffee: Bondith: But now where will we get shareware?

First thing I thought of too. Along that same note; has CNET stopped including the complementary adware/malware to each download yet?


Not since last I checked.
 
2013-03-12 08:54:36 PM  
They persecute him now but someday we will beg for his help and he will not come.

www.thetick.ws
We are all meat for the beast.
 
2013-03-12 09:42:56 PM  
I've gotten plenty "to'-ass up" over the years, but never have I had the urge to attack a cow.

I suppose I should be grateful for that.
 
2013-03-13 07:35:20 AM  
Was he the Chosen One?

Kung Pow : Enter the Fist
 
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