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(USA Today)   Judge enters not guilty by reason of insanity for Holmes. No shiat, Sherlock   (usatoday.com) divider line 20
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2013-03-12 04:32:49 PM
13 votes:
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2013-03-12 05:01:10 PM
2 votes:

vudukungfu: The Muthaship: Voluntarily intoxicated != mentally ill.

The etymology of intoxicated means "shot with a poisoned arrow".

Which I bring up because that is cheaper than ammo and you can use the farking arrow over and over and over.


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2013-03-12 04:26:12 PM
2 votes:
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2013-03-12 04:23:02 PM
2 votes:
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2013-03-12 04:21:44 PM
2 votes:
I see a new market for the century and a half pills. Forced life sentences. No dying early for you! 3 consecutive life terms? Bummer dude, enjoy your stay.
2013-03-12 07:08:18 PM
1 votes:

onyxruby: Sadly the guy probably /is/ bat-shiat insane. Unfortunately that means he probably won't get to face the death penalty if they did have it. Either way this guy is toast, I doubt he'll ever get out of prison.


Nah, they will give him enough drugs to make Manson seem normal so they can burn his ass in a Christian way.
2013-03-12 06:33:14 PM
1 votes:

mooseyfate: Why is it that someone can't be both legitimately sick AND guilty?


What, like the voices in his head were telling him that cars are ravenous aliens, but on an unrelated note he killed all those people just because he's also an asshole?
2013-03-12 06:20:24 PM
1 votes:

screwzloos: He's no longer of any use to society.


I always find this attitude disturbing.

I'm reminded of an interview with a old Silicon Valley startup king. He started several successful engineering firms and had retired off to just funding startups. The interviewer asked him what he did to ferret out unproductive employees. And the guy says, everyone asks me that, and the truth is, I don't care. That's his managers problem not mine.  An unproductive engineer just costs me his salary.  The guys I worry about are the guys exhibiting negative productivity. They can cost me the whole company. A bad tech can destroy the work of a couple of engineers. A bad manager can destroy the work of hundreds of engineers.  It's those guys you have to identify and get rid of, often they're right under your nose. Sometimes that guy is you.
2013-03-12 06:01:30 PM
1 votes:

MBooda: They say he'll be hung.
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Thank You!  I have nearly called this guy "John Holmes" many a time.
2013-03-12 05:30:09 PM
1 votes:

akula: onyxruby: Sadly the guy probably /is/ bat-shiat insane. Unfortunately that means he probably won't get to face the death penalty if they did have it. Either way this guy is toast, I doubt he'll ever get out of prison.

Either way he shouldn't.

If he knew damn well what he was doing (in other words, he was sane), then he should get the strongest penalty that can be handed out (if you're in favor of the death penalty, then that, if not, then life w/o parole).

If he's nuts, then he should be locked up in perpetuity in the deepest, darkest basement room of an asylum for the criminally insane. Toss him so far back in there he has to be fed with a slingshot. If this act was a result of mental illness, he's so dangerous to society he should never see daylight again.

Either way, to hell with the guy. He should never take one free step again. Ever.


Usually I'm for the death penalty, but not in this case. I like your slingshot feeding idea better.
2013-03-12 04:53:14 PM
1 votes:

Nutsac_Jim: Litig8r: If he's nuts, then he should be locked up in perpetuity in the deepest, darkest basement room of an asylum for the criminally insane. Toss him so far back in there he has to be fed with a slingshot.

That is an unusual punishment you propose, and nice and cruel.


That was me. It wasn't original with me, but it wasn't Litig8r saying it.

And being tossed in a basement cell beats hell out of breaking with the wheel (which would be particularly satisfying in this asshole's case).
2013-03-12 04:50:00 PM
1 votes:
They say he'll be hung.
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2013-03-12 04:38:53 PM
1 votes:

praxcelis: The insanity defense is a terrible precedent and should be revoked in perpetuity.  By definition crimes of this nature are insanity--a sane person would not have done them in the first place.  We accept they're not sane.  That does not obviate the need for penalty.  In fact, in increases that need--an extraordinarily unsane person needs an extraordinary reminder of why it's a bad idea to go around killing and maiming people.


You need to look up the definition of legally insane versus plain old batshiat nuttier than a ten ton pile of squirrel feces insane.
2013-03-12 04:29:49 PM
1 votes:
The insanity defense is a terrible precedent and should be revoked in perpetuity.  By definition crimes of this nature are insanity--a sane person would not have done them in the first place.  We accept they're not sane.  That does not obviate the need for penalty.  In fact, in increases that need--an extraordinarily unsane person needs an extraordinary reminder of why it's a bad idea to go around killing and maiming people.
2013-03-12 04:25:59 PM
1 votes:
If you plead "insanity" and the court agrees, that means you're free to go, right?
2013-03-12 04:25:02 PM
1 votes:
That's the closest theater to my house.  There's no doubt about whether or not he did it.  He's sane enough to get through college to the point he had reached.  Just kill him and be done with it.  Anything else is a waste of time and resources.
2013-03-12 04:24:29 PM
1 votes:

Katolu: Come, Holmes, get out of my way.


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2013-03-12 04:22:19 PM
1 votes:

akula: onyxruby: Sadly the guy probably /is/ bat-shiat insane. Unfortunately that means he probably won't get to face the death penalty if they did have it. Either way this guy is toast, I doubt he'll ever get out of prison.

Either way he shouldn't.

If he knew damn well what he was doing (in other words, he was sane), then he should get the strongest penalty that can be handed out (if you're in favor of the death penalty, then that, if not, then life w/o parole).

If he's nuts, then he should be locked up in perpetuity in the deepest, darkest basement room of an asylum for the criminally insane. Toss him so far back in there he has to be fed with a slingshot. If this act was a result of mental illness, he's so dangerous to society he should never see daylight again.

Either way, to hell with the guy. He should never take one free step again. Ever.



An asylum you say?  Any asylum?  Or do you have one in particular?  Perhaps one that was designed to hold people who commit incredibly vile criminal acts.  One to house... supervillains if you will.
2013-03-12 04:14:38 PM
1 votes:
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2013-03-12 04:04:39 PM
1 votes:
Come, Holmes, get out of my way.
 
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