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(My Fox NY)   Drunk and flashing your boobs at security cameras is no way to go through....well, wait a minute, maybe it is   (myfoxny.com) divider line 75
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2013-03-12 02:31:35 PM  
A police report says that 56-year-old

And my brain just shut down.
 
2013-03-12 02:32:46 PM  
Once again, it is absolutely impossible to render any sort of rational judgement on this woman's actions without some sort of corresponding picture. I have a gut feeling that jail time was probably merited here.
 
2013-03-12 02:48:35 PM  
The police declined to provide a photo of the suspect. Presumably to protect and serve the public.
 
2013-03-12 02:53:59 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Once again, it is absolutely impossible to render any sort of rational judgement on this woman's actions without some sort of corresponding picture. I have a gut feeling that jail time was probably merited here.


I agree. If you flashed your boobs at a security camera nothing would happen -so jail time is definitely warranted.
 
2013-03-12 03:05:23 PM  
Who was injured?  Who was endangered?


If people who do this are being put in jail, we have too many cops and jail space.
 
2013-03-12 03:17:52 PM  
56-year-old Wendy Tucker

reserving judgement for photographic evidence
 
2013-03-12 03:18:18 PM  
Isn't New Jersey full of boobs anyway.....what's a couple more?
 
2013-03-12 03:20:05 PM  

Sybarite: A police report says that 56-year-old

And my brain just shut down.


Done in one
 
2013-03-12 03:20:32 PM  
56-year-old Wendy Tucker

No thanks.
 
2013-03-12 03:20:40 PM  
I was guessing that article was going to finish.."Tucker was arrested for DUI."

Also:  Whose surveillance cameras?
 
2013-03-12 03:21:23 PM  

Sybarite: A police report says that 56-year-old

And my brain just shut down.


maybe it was an accident... they just fell out the bottom of her shirt... is that still considered 'flashing'?
 
2013-03-12 03:21:48 PM  
Drunk and flashing your boobs at security cameras is no way to go through....well, wait a minute, maybe it is

56-year-old

No it isn't.
 
2013-03-12 03:22:22 PM  

Sybarite: A police report says that 56-year-old

And my brain just shut down.


And Helen Mirren nor Susanna Hoffs are from Jersey.
 
2013-03-12 03:22:31 PM  
56-year-old 

how about NO
 
2013-03-12 03:27:55 PM  
No humans present, no crime lewdness was committed.
 
2013-03-12 03:30:59 PM  
My GIS for "Wendy Tucker" New Jersey did not turn up a whole lot, except for this.

media.northjersey.com

So I'm afraid you'll have to substitute a mental image of Christ Christie baring his breasts.
 
2013-03-12 03:31:03 PM  

Sofa King Smart: maybe it was an accident... they just fell out the bottom of her shirt... is that still considered 'flashing'?


www.pynkcelebrity.com
Approves.
 
2013-03-12 03:31:52 PM  
Here in Ontario only the "drunk in public" part can get you in trouble.

/I love this country province
//for about 5 months of the year
 
2013-03-12 03:32:04 PM  
Maybe if it was 50 6-year-olds. Am I right?
 
2013-03-12 03:32:39 PM  
Riche:  If people who do this are being put in jail, we have too many cops and jail space.

This.
 
2013-03-12 03:32:40 PM  

karnal: Isn't New Jersey full of boobs anyway.....what's a couple more?


Ok, we've got a great show for you: John Cryer from Two and a Half Men, Jaleel White from Family Matters, and Train is here to play their new nauseating garbage! Stick around, we'll be right back!
 
2013-03-12 03:34:00 PM  
A police report says that 56-year-old ...

Thankfully there were no pics.
 
2013-03-12 03:35:33 PM  
Is that the 56-year-old Area Mom who looks 29?

I hear doctors are outraged!
 
2013-03-12 03:39:46 PM  
If she's 56 and from NJ, maybe she fake-bakes and the police thought she was smuggling Oompa Loompas.
 
2013-03-12 03:40:46 PM  
FTA: "A police report says that 56-year-old Wendy Tucker..."

smilepanic.com
 
2013-03-12 03:41:14 PM  
Glad to hear our worthless overpaid,under-worked gestapo cops are bring those criminals to justice.
 
2013-03-12 03:41:45 PM  
What a 56 year old flashing her breasts might look like:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-12 03:42:18 PM  
here's what it probably looked like:

*NSFW* *NSFW*

nsfw, or possibly lunch.
/oldie but a goodie
 
2013-03-12 03:43:11 PM  
All the haters without photographic evidence are funny..

Considering that so many Farkers ranted about how they'd tap Helen Mirren like the fist of God, even if she's oozed green pus from all orifices....
 
2013-03-12 03:45:20 PM  

imfallen_angel: All the haters without photographic evidence are funny..

Considering that so many Farkers ranted about how they'd tap Helen Mirren like the fist of God, even if she's oozed green pus from all orifices....


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-12 03:46:38 PM  

jonas opines: If she's 56 and from NJ, maybe she fake-bakes and the police thought she was smuggling Oompa Loompas.


0/10.  Seriously, your attempt at hackneyed stereotyping seriously sucks ass. Quit while you're ahead.
 
2013-03-12 03:46:49 PM  
Who exactly was harmed by cameras being exposed to boobieses? Did the poor oppressed rent a cops behind the camera need to pull up the fainting couch and be revived with smelling salts? Maybe they should either harden the fark up or find another line of work.
 
2013-03-12 03:48:24 PM  

calbert: /oldie but a goodie


Well, you're half right.
 
2013-03-12 03:48:43 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: jonas opines: If she's 56 and from NJ, maybe she fake-bakes and the police thought she was smuggling Oompa Loompas.

0/10.  Seriously, your attempt at hackneyed stereotyping seriously sucks ass. Quit while you're ahead.


lightenup.jpg
 
2013-03-12 03:51:30 PM  
TTIUWOP !!!
 
2013-03-12 03:55:11 PM  
imfallen_angel

Sorry, I couldn't read your dumb comment over how awesome Helen is.

www.hdwallpapersarena.com
 
2013-03-12 04:01:45 PM  
There are some pretty hot women in their 50's around these here parts of Florida.
 
2013-03-12 04:09:16 PM  

blatz514: I was guessing that article was going to finish.."Tucker was arrested for DUI."

Also:  Whose surveillance cameras?


media.screened.com

Run's surveillance cameras.
Whose surveillance cameras?
Run's surveillance cameras.
Martin... Martin...
 
2013-03-12 04:29:24 PM  
I

DigitalCoffee: blatz514: I was guessing that article was going to finish.."Tucker was arrested for DUI."

Also:  Whose surveillance cameras?

[media.screened.com image 600x251]

Run's surveillance cameras.
Whose surveillance cameras?
Run's surveillance cameras.
Martin... Martin...


    I was having a wonderful Matt Damon free day until you showed up, thanks pal.
 
2013-03-12 04:37:05 PM  
2C:14-4. Lewdness

a. A person commits a disorderly persons offense if he does any flagrantly lewd and offensive act which he knows or reasonably expects is likely to be observed by other non consenting persons who would be affronted or alarmed.


she flashed an inanimate object. But in NY women can walk around with their breasts exposed. I love this country.
 
2013-03-12 04:41:03 PM  
So, if a woman flashed her boobies at a camera and no-one was there to see, was it really a sight?
 
2013-03-12 04:41:28 PM  
ttiuwp, of course.

BTW, I know and have seen lots of mid 50's women, and older, that I would love to see flash their boobies.
You young whippersnappers need to take a look around.
 
2013-03-12 04:50:13 PM  
After they told her age 50+ , I just didnt care to read anymore.
 
2013-03-12 05:02:36 PM  

SploogeTime: Glad to hear our worthless overpaid,under-worked gestapo cops are bring those criminals to justice.


dawwww.... did someone do something wrong and get in trouble with the police?
 
2013-03-12 05:04:11 PM  
It's a victimless crime.
 
2013-03-12 05:06:11 PM  

SploogeTime: Glad to hear our worthless overpaid,under-worked gestapo cops are bring those criminals to justice.


they are, are they?
 
2013-03-12 05:06:17 PM  
This Could be a smoking-hot cougar milf flashing her well-maintained, reasonably tight bod.

But how many of you would be willing to put cash down on the odds that it is?
 
2013-03-12 05:26:55 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-12 05:30:55 PM  
 
2013-03-12 05:36:38 PM  
My wife is 60 and has tits like headlights on a jeep.
 
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