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(Uproxx)   Oh, nothing. Just a dog that looks EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson   ( divider line
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2013-03-12 02:31:02 PM  
16 votes:
2013-03-12 03:15:39 PM  
4 votes:
(Featured Partner)
2013-03-12 02:38:32 PM  
4 votes:
Does he look like a biatch?
2013-03-12 03:28:37 PM  
3 votes:
All of those breeds look alike.
2013-03-12 03:16:58 PM  
3 votes:

basemetal: Does he look like a biatch?

2013-03-12 04:29:27 PM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: Yes, but does he have a Walrus that looks like Jamie Hyneman?
2013-03-12 03:20:27 PM  
2 votes:

ahchoo: basemetal: Does he look like a biatch?


"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
2013-03-12 08:11:34 PM  
1 vote:
Bricks... I did not shiat any. That dog looks more like Lootie.
2013-03-12 04:14:09 PM  
1 vote:
It's so hard to say his name without saying, "Samu L Jackson"
2013-03-12 03:40:27 PM  
1 vote:
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfarking worms in my motherfarking stool!
2013-03-12 03:36:49 PM  
1 vote:
oh...that's the joke

2013-03-12 03:23:24 PM  
1 vote:
I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible, Ringo? Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shiat for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shiat to say to a motherfarker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shiat this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the sheepdog protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the sheepdog and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shiat ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the sheepdog.
2013-03-12 03:22:38 PM  
1 vote:

Crewmannumber6: (Featured Partner)

2013-03-12 03:20:45 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, nothing. Just a dog that looks EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson
2013-03-12 03:16:35 PM  
1 vote:
Probably a cleaner mouth too.
2013-03-12 02:56:58 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-12 02:36:57 PM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: [ image 316x253]

That... that's just wrong
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