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(Uproxx)   Oh, nothing. Just a dog that looks EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson   (uproxx.com) divider line 57
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2013-03-12 02:31:02 PM  
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-03-12 02:32:11 PM  
eh, without the sunglasses and hat there really is no resemblance.
 
2013-03-12 02:35:30 PM  

nekom: eh, without the sunglasses and hat there really is no resemblance.



Seriously.....those photoshopped props are cheating.
 
2013-03-12 02:36:57 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [www.reactiongifs.com image 316x253]


That... that's just wrong
 
2013-03-12 02:38:32 PM  
Does he look like a biatch?
 
2013-03-12 02:56:58 PM  
i257.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 03:15:39 PM  
(Featured Partner)
 
2013-03-12 03:16:10 PM  
 Samuel L. Jackson is one cool cat
 
2013-03-12 03:16:35 PM  
Probably a cleaner mouth too.
 
2013-03-12 03:16:58 PM  

basemetal: Does he look like a biatch?


what?
 
2013-03-12 03:17:39 PM  
Sticking a Kangol hat on things make them look like Samuel L. Jackson now. I f*cking hate you, Uproxx.
 
2013-03-12 03:20:27 PM  

ahchoo: basemetal: Does he look like a biatch?

what?


"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
 
2013-03-12 03:20:45 PM  
Oh, nothing. Just a dog that looks EXACTLY like Samuel L. Jackson
 
2013-03-12 03:22:19 PM  
Racist.

Poor dog.
 
2013-03-12 03:22:38 PM  

Crewmannumber6: (Featured Partner)

 
2013-03-12 03:23:24 PM  
I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible, Ringo? Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shiat for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shiat to say to a motherfarker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shiat this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the sheepdog protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the sheepdog and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shiat ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the sheepdog.
 
2013-03-12 03:28:10 PM  

Two16: I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible, Ringo? Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shiat for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shiat to say to a motherfarker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shiat this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the sheepdog protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the sheepdog and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shiat ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the sheepdog.


Boo.
 
2013-03-12 03:28:37 PM  
All of those breeds look alike.
 
2013-03-12 03:29:48 PM  

ahchoo: Two16: I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible, Ringo? Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shiat for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shiat to say to a motherfarker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shiat this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the sheepdog protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the sheepdog and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shiat ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the sheepdog.

Boo.


You love it.
 
2013-03-12 03:34:00 PM  

Two16: ahchoo: Two16: I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible, Ringo? Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shiat for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shiat to say to a motherfarker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shiat this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the sheepdog protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the sheepdog and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shiat ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the sheepdog.

Boo.

You love it.


shut up, i know....
 
2013-03-12 03:36:01 PM  

Two16: ahchoo: Two16: I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible, Ringo? Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shiat for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shiat to say to a motherfarker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shiat this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the sheepdog protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the sheepdog and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shiat ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the sheepdog.

Boo.

You love it.


Shepherd, not sheep dog.
 
2013-03-12 03:36:49 PM  
oh...that's the joke

/facepalm
 
2013-03-12 03:38:57 PM  
Correction: Just a Kangol hat and glasses on a dog that look exactly like Samuel L. Jackson's Kangol hat and glasses on a dog.

Oh. Meh. God.
 
2013-03-12 03:40:24 PM  
That damn dog ain't no slaver
 
2013-03-12 03:40:27 PM  
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfarking worms in my motherfarking stool!
 
2013-03-12 03:41:12 PM  

Tricky Chicken: Two16: ahchoo: Two16: I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible, Ringo? Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shiat for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shiat to say to a motherfarker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shiat this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the sheepdog protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the sheepdog and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shiat ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the sheepdog.

Boo.

You love it.

Shepherd, not sheep dog.


0/10
 
2013-03-12 03:43:57 PM  
So let me get this straight.  Not only did someone get so bored today they went trolling uproxx.. but then they thought this page was so funneh they run to Fark and submitted the link.. and not only did that happen but someone purposely hit the greenlight button on the submission, too?
 
2013-03-12 03:46:29 PM  
I think that Samuel L. Jackson just might kick the submitter's ass.
 
2013-03-12 03:48:19 PM  
well that was a waste of time
just like this is a waste of pixels
 
2013-03-12 03:52:09 PM  
Oh, nothing. Just a dog that looks EXACTLY NOTHING like Samuel L. Jackson

FTFY
 
2013-03-12 03:59:11 PM  

silverjets: Oh, nothing. Just a dog that looks EXACTLY NOTHING like Samuel L. Jackson

FTFY


This.
 
2013-03-12 04:05:03 PM  
Yes, but does he have a Walrus that looks like Jamie Hyneman?
 
2013-03-12 04:09:11 PM  
Well, if nothing else good came frome this thread, at least now I'm reading everything in Samuel L. Jacksons voice.

/which is pretty bad ass, really
 
2013-03-12 04:14:09 PM  
It's so hard to say his name without saying, "Samu L Jackson"
 
2013-03-12 04:21:28 PM  
I'm confused. is this racist?
 
2013-03-12 04:21:55 PM  
Awesome news coverage. Just awesome...
 
2013-03-12 04:23:49 PM  
Definitely waisis!
 
2013-03-12 04:25:03 PM  
Fool0ndahill: Well, if nothing else good came frome this thread, at least now I'm reading everything in Samuel L. Jacksons voice.

/which is pretty bad ass, really


Well my default narrator voice in my head is James Earl Jones.
 
2013-03-12 04:29:27 PM  

Oldiron_79: Yes, but does he have a Walrus that looks like Jamie Hyneman?


i182.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 04:36:59 PM  

EViLTeW: So let me get this straight.  Not only did someone get so bored today they went trolling uproxx.. but then they thought this page was so funneh they run to Fark and submitted the link.. and not only did that happen but someone purposely hit the greenlight button on the submission, too?


I'm pretty sure uproxx only exists to take imgur pictures that were on reddit a couple days ago and rehost them on their own site for fark to link to instead of linking directly to the original, so you are missing at least one link in the daisy chain of suck.
 
2013-03-12 04:39:20 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: [www.reactiongifs.com image 316x253]

That... that's just wrong


:-D
 
2013-03-12 04:39:39 PM  
Glad to see FARKS usual brigade of fark ups and party poopers are out in force. Pic was funny. jeesh, what a bunch of assholes.
 
2013-03-12 04:57:43 PM  

Dragonflew: It's so hard to say his name without saying, "Samu L Jackson"


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-12 05:23:55 PM  
I was going to type this witty comment, but it would be a waste of time. Just like the link.
 
2013-03-12 05:26:38 PM  
I missed this like I miss a stone in my shoe.

You say you ain't know him?
 
2013-03-12 05:28:37 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm confused. is this racist?


Maybe, kinda. Mostly it's just dumb, though.
 
2013-03-12 05:29:34 PM  
i292.photobucket.com

Bruno is confused.
 
2013-03-12 05:37:06 PM  

Dragonflew: It's so hard to say his name without saying, "Samu L Jackson"


Do you have a speech impediment? It's not hard to pronounce his name correctly at all.

Samuel L Jackson.
 
2013-03-12 05:39:26 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I'm confused. is this racist?


Comparing an esteemed African American actor to a slobbering animal? Nope, nothing racist about that at all.
 
2013-03-12 05:41:24 PM  

Two16: I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. You read the Bible, Ringo? Well, there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shiat for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shiat to say to a motherfarker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shiat this morning made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the sheepdog protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the sheepdog and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shiat ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the sheepdog.


Would you give a guy a foot massage?
 
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