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(Celebslam)   Carmen Electra and Ryan Lochte hooked up at a club last week. A true "meeting of the minds," you could say   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 62
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2013-03-12 10:47:07 AM
Maybe a full mind between them subby.  Maybe.
 
2013-03-12 10:48:36 AM
mdbuff12: Maybe a full mind between them subby.  Maybe.

Two thirds at best
 
2013-03-12 10:53:53 AM
I think I missed what Lochte did that made everyone start hating him.  Can someone hook a brother up?
 
2013-03-12 10:57:41 AM
...and not a fark was given by the general public.
 
2013-03-12 10:59:26 AM
The Muthaship: I think I missed what Lochte did that made everyone start hating him.  Can someone hook a brother up?

jeah I can...actually just google lochte and douche.

/he bedazzles shoes and has a grill.  You can look into it further, but really that's all you need to know.
 
2013-03-12 10:59:45 AM
i bet she blew his mind away
 
2013-03-12 11:03:25 AM
thecpt: he bedazzles shoes and has a grill.  You can look into it further, but really that's all you need to know.

Actually, yes.  That is all I need to know.  Thanks!
 
182 [TotalFark]
2013-03-12 11:04:00 AM
haha....dennis rodman put a dent in dat shiat.
 
2013-03-12 11:09:31 AM
182: haha....dennis rodman put a dent in dat shiat.

Yeah, that right there ruins her for me.

/studman etc.
 
2013-03-12 11:10:21 AM
Jeah right.
 
2013-03-12 11:12:44 AM
182: haha....dennis rodman put a dent in dat shiat.

And Simon Cowell. Actually, I thougth she was currently dating him...
 
2013-03-12 11:12:54 AM
182: haha....dennis rodman put a dent in dat shiat.

Man....even Howard Stern ragged her *hard* about Rodman.

"I mean, what were you thinking?  Dennis Rodman?  The guy's crazy, he's *crazy*..."
 
2013-03-12 11:13:46 AM
 
2013-03-12 11:17:51 AM
Carmen Electra and Ryan Lochte probably had sex

This is the perfect Fark headline.

/Obama and Boehner meet to discuss debt deal; probably had sex.
//Dennis Rodman visits Kim Jong-Un; probably had sex.
///People line up to buy the new Ipad 5; probably had sex.
////I used four slashies, probably had sex.
 
2013-03-12 11:21:24 AM
fruitloop: Carmen Electra and Ryan Lochte probably had sex

This is the perfect Fark headline.

/Obama and Boehner meet to discuss debt deal; probably had sex.
//Dennis Rodman visits Kim Jong-Un; probably had sex.
///People line up to buy the new Ipad 5; probably had sex.
////I used four slashies, probably had sex.


You may be on to something there. We'll name the meme after you.
 
2013-03-12 11:27:39 AM
cgraves67: fruitloop: Carmen Electra and Ryan Lochte probably had sex

This is the perfect Fark headline.

/Obama and Boehner meet to discuss debt deal; probably had sex.
//Dennis Rodman visits Kim Jong-Un; probably had sex.
///People line up to buy the new Ipad 5; probably had sex.
////I used four slashies, probably had sex.

You may be on to something there. We'll name the meme after you.


4.bp.blogspot.com

First thing I could think ok.
 
2013-03-12 11:32:25 AM
I now have yet another reason to hate Ryan Lochte.

#archnemesis
/#I know we don't use hashtags here
//##Except to kill Ryan Lochte
 
2013-03-12 11:39:33 AM
Whatthefark: 182: haha....dennis rodman put a dent in dat shiat.

Yeah, that right there ruins her for me.

/studman etc.


I still would. I would so hard.
 
2013-03-12 11:41:35 AM
I give it 6 swims
 
2013-03-12 11:42:28 AM
Maybe they will breed.
 
2013-03-12 11:47:53 AM
www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com
 
2013-03-12 11:50:32 AM
Kari Wuhrer was much hotter
 
2013-03-12 11:51:49 AM
The Muthaship: I think I missed what Lochte did that made everyone start hating him.  Can someone hook a brother up?

He's a wigger.
 
2013-03-12 11:53:32 AM
monsignorguru: Kari Wuhrer was much hotter

Kari Wuhrer ruined Sliders.  Fk her.
 
2013-03-12 11:57:43 AM
Hope he wrapped it, or a least bought some Genitrex.
 
2013-03-12 11:59:43 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: monsignorguru: Kari Wuhrer was much hotter

Kari Wuhrer ruined Sliders.  Fk her.


I thought the complete lack of budget was what ruined Sliders. I know it made Professor Gimli quit.
 
2013-03-12 12:01:08 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: The Muthaship: I think I missed what Lochte did that made everyone start hating him.  Can someone hook a brother up?

He's a wigger.


I believe the PC term is Afro-Saxon.
 
2013-03-12 12:03:24 PM
Double-bag it, son.
 
2013-03-12 12:16:37 PM
Not meant to be a studman, as Carmen Electra looks fantastic overall for middle age, but....I can't help but think this a bit of a downgrade from the plethora of nubile poon he probably ran through at the Olympics.
 
2013-03-12 12:18:37 PM
I dont think I wanna be anywhere Rodman was first, just look at what happened to Madonna
 
2013-03-12 12:24:53 PM
scottydoesntknow: 182: haha....dennis rodman put a dent in dat shiat.

And Simon Cowell. Actually, I thougth she was currently dating him...


My favorite was the stories about Carmen came from the guys in Cyprus Hill
 
2013-03-12 12:29:10 PM
Onkel Buck: I dont think I wanna be anywhere Rodman was first, just look at what happened to Madonna

Yeah...she got old!
 
2013-03-12 12:30:06 PM
Well. I don't know what to say except, I hope he farked her inside out.
 
2013-03-12 12:45:04 PM
The Muthaship: I think I missed what Lochte did that made everyone start hating him.  Can someone hook a brother up?

He bartends a lot in Gainesville and is notoriously a giant douche. When I saw him he was the epitome of an arrogant tool. He is also pretty dumb but you can't fault him for that.
 
2013-03-12 01:21:49 PM
"Vaguely Remember and Who? hooked up at a club last week. A true 'meeting of the minds' you could say"
 
2013-03-12 01:22:40 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 01:24:58 PM
cgraves67: fruitloop: Carmen Electra and Ryan Lochte probably had sex

This is the perfect Fark headline.

/Obama and Boehner meet to discuss debt deal; probably had sex.
//Dennis Rodman visits Kim Jong-Un; probably had sex.
///People line up to buy the new Ipad 5; probably had sex.
////I used four slashies, probably had sex.

You may be on to something there. We'll name the meme after you.


Then probably have sex?
 
2013-03-12 01:28:09 PM
Nice headline subs!
 
2013-03-12 01:31:48 PM
Like you wouldn't:

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-03-12 01:33:21 PM
Killer Cars: Not meant to be a studman, as Carmen Electra looks fantastic overall for middle age, but....I can't help but think this a bit of a downgrade from the plethora of nubile poon he probably ran through at the Olympics.

SO MUCH THIS!
 
2013-03-12 01:33:31 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Like you wouldn't:

[fc01.deviantart.net image 725x1088]


Like my life depended on it.
 
2013-03-12 01:35:01 PM
Killer Cars: Not meant to be a studman, as Carmen Electra looks fantastic overall for middle age, but....I can't help but think this a bit of a downgrade from the plethora of nubile poon he probably ran through at the Olympics.

Yeah, this might be great if it were 1997.  She's looking a little used up these days.
 
2013-03-12 01:36:11 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Like you wouldn't:

[fc01.deviantart.net image 725x1088]


fist angry god or some such
 
2013-03-12 01:37:13 PM
Obligatory:

honda-tech.com
 
2013-03-12 01:43:29 PM
Prince broke that sh*t in when it was fresh.
 
2013-03-12 01:50:25 PM
Killer Cars: Not meant to be a studman, as Carmen Electra looks fantastic overall for middle age, but....I can't help but think this a bit of a downgrade from the plethora of nubile poon he probably ran through at the Olympics.

" " at the olympics looks like:

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img819.imageshack.us


But if your fall back position is Carmen Electra you're living the high life
 
2013-03-12 01:50:58 PM
the_end_is_rear: Killer Cars: Not meant to be a studman, as Carmen Electra looks fantastic overall for middle age, but....I can't help but think this a bit of a downgrade from the plethora of nubile poon he probably ran through at the Olympics.

SO MUCH THIS!


Perhaps, but....

"something something... who needs 72 virgins, when I can have 1 dirty vegas whore?"

/forget who said it
//not gonna google that at work....
 
2013-03-12 02:07:22 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Killer Cars: Not meant to be a studman, as Carmen Electra looks fantastic overall for middle age, but....I can't help but think this a bit of a downgrade from the plethora of nubile poon he probably ran through at the Olympics.

" " at the olympics looks like:

[img152.imageshack.us image 500x700]
[img825.imageshack.us image 460x570]
[img819.imageshack.us image 640x538]


But if your fall back position is Carmen Electra you're living the high life


Whar titties?  Whar?!?!
 
2013-03-12 02:29:32 PM
Keyser_Soze_Death: Obligatory:

[honda-tech.com image 300x225]


Or as my ol' man used to say: "Like a carrot in a washtub."
 
2013-03-12 02:36:03 PM
jeanwearinfool: But if your fall back position is Carmen Electra you're living the high life

Whar titties? Whar?!?!


Carmen is just packing a bunch of silicone in hers.
//A GIS for pre-implants may look like these gals only less fit
 
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