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(9 News)   Finally, the children's tale that must be told: ghost of Notorious BIG to guide son and daughter through adversities, keep his NYC recording studio from being bought out in new cartoon series   (9news.com) divider line 88
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2013-03-12 01:09:11 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people poor people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.


Yeah, because poor white people never do anything stupid, like speaking in dialect, or getting facial tattoos.
 
2013-03-12 01:13:02 PM

Car_Ramrod: Notorious B.I.G'shiats include "One More Chance," "Hypnotize" and "Mo Money Mo Problems."


How many courics did each of them weigh?

/awesome typo-leading-to-filter situation
 
2013-03-12 01:15:50 PM
Wasn't this the story line of Jem and the Holograms?
 
2013-03-12 01:16:05 PM
Remake alert

Jem and the Holograms were all over this in the 80's.

Potentially crappy remake at that.

/truly outrageous!
 
2013-03-12 01:16:38 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.


Of they can move towards fixing this problem:

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/39993685/ns/health-womens_health/

The other problems will begin to fix themselves.
 
2013-03-12 01:19:56 PM
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-03-12 01:22:22 PM

tylerdurden217: I'm watching the news ... Tupac Shakur was assassinated, Biggie Smalls assassinated, struck down by assassin's bullets ... no, they wasn't. Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Them two African Americans got shot! Shiat, I love Tupac, I love Biggie, but school will be open on their birthday.


Bring the Pain
 
2013-03-12 01:24:51 PM
SuddenlySamhain:  Is that genuine big lyrics? Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'


You know how I know you're old?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-12 01:28:33 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.


You make babby Shakwanda-Listerina cry.
 
2013-03-12 01:29:35 PM
Came for Hammer Man, left happy.
 
2013-03-12 01:37:45 PM

Hiro-ACiD: SuddenlySamhain:  Is that genuine big lyrics? Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'

You know how I know you're old?

[i.imgur.com image 546x398]


I dunno...sawed me in half and counted the rings?
examined the hair on my scrotum to see if its turning white?
my AARP card?
the fact that I yelled at you to get off my lawn
I yell at clouds?

scrotum <---- A solid ten dollar word ,lets see a rapper use that in a sentence
 
2013-03-12 01:43:24 PM
That's inspiring.  Someone needs to make Eazy E's life into a cartoon.

Compton can be depicted into a large junkyard scene like in the Fat Albert cartoon.  LAPD and LA County Sheriffs dept can be drawm like keystone cops.  The battering ram tank of the 80's and 90's can be like a clown car with a baseball bat that tries every so often to get into Eazy E's crib.  His reputed drug selling (before he become a rap star) can be turned into him being a candy man or driving around an ice cream truck.  Friends like Dr. Dre, Ice Cube and his other colleagues from NWA can be depicted like the oddball friends who showed up in Pee Wee's Playhouse.

We'll skip the part about him getting AIDS.
 
2013-03-12 01:46:12 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.


To be fair, dumb ass parenting crosses racial boundaries.

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2013-03-12 01:47:24 PM

SirEattonHogg: That's inspiring.  Someone needs to make Eazy E's life into a cartoon.

Compton can be depicted into a large junkyard scene like in the Fat Albert cartoon.  LAPD and LA County Sheriffs dept can be drawm like keystone cops.  The battering ram tank of the 80's and 90's can be like a clown car with a baseball bat that tries every so often to get into Eazy E's crib.  His reputed drug selling (before he become a rap star) can be turned into him being a candy man or driving around an ice cream truck.  Friends like Dr. Dre, Ice Cube and his other colleagues from NWA can be depicted like the oddball friends who showed up in Pee Wee's Playhouse.

We'll skip the part about him getting AIDS.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-12 01:49:37 PM

SuddenlySamhain: Lee's_Austin: "Remember what daddy always said: I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't fark up my sheets."

"Wisdom."

Is that genuine big lyrics?

Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'


big is right up there with leaf garret


Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
 
2013-03-12 01:51:25 PM
i48.tinypic.com
What about Bebe Kids?
 
2013-03-12 01:52:09 PM
I hope it features guest appearances by the Harlem Globetrotters and Johnathan Winters!
 
2013-03-12 01:58:18 PM

dikfishman: [i48.tinypic.com image 247x314]
What about Bebe Kids?


...or Thugaboo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACx5ViM1H9E
 
2013-03-12 02:05:44 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Didn't he teach his kids Rule Number 7?


Always be specific when you lie?
 
2013-03-12 02:23:43 PM
i can't wait for the episode with "I'm farkin' you tonight" in it...
 
2013-03-12 02:28:16 PM
The source of white hate on rap comes from the inability to come to terms with the following: "The black man in America is the most copied man on this planet, bar none.  Everybody wanna be a nubian but nobody wanna be a nubian." ~ Paul Mooney
 
2013-03-12 02:32:49 PM

genner: It's been done.

[www.bet.com image 608x342]


25.media.tumblr.com

Its been done
 
2013-03-12 02:38:36 PM
I'm laughing already.

Here's crossing my fingers that they do the cartoon in the retro style of a 1970s Hanna Barbra cartoon for tweens.

I'd buy that.

Or they could hire Aaron McGruder as a consultant or head writer. It would be a better use of his time than an Uncle Ruckus movie. I hate Uncle Ruckus. Where the Hell do you find black men that ugly, racist and stupid outside of the Republican Party?
 
2013-03-12 02:41:06 PM
www.barrycorbin.com

Real original...
 
2013-03-12 02:52:56 PM

dikfishman: [i48.tinypic.com image 247x314]
What about Bebe Kids?


Movie was meh and the video game was unplayable.
 
2013-03-12 02:55:39 PM
From TFA:

The show has yet to sign with a network, though a representative for Ossian says "a few serious networks are in discussion."

Translation:  We have been sending proposals around but no one is stupid enough to give us money to get it made, so we're
taking advantage of the lax editorial policies of a local TV news organizion to rubber stamp our press release for free publicity.
 
2013-03-12 02:58:08 PM
So, it's "Funky Phantom" time again?

i98.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 03:08:37 PM
Nothing is simultaneously funnier and sadder than seeing white people complaining about Rap Music.
 
2013-03-12 03:23:19 PM
Who shot Biggie Smalls? If we don't get them they gon' get us all.
 
2013-03-12 03:48:54 PM

SuddenlySamhain: scrotum <---- A solid ten dollar word ,lets see a rapper use that in a sentence


Yo kid, your notion is noted; but let's leave your loathsome scrotum unspoken. Let's just call the unwholesome subject verboten.

/Biggie could have done better
 
2013-03-12 04:49:43 PM
meh. Wake me up when one of the MANY kids of the ODB gets their own show
 
2013-03-12 05:42:11 PM
Still, it has to be better than that commercial with Biggie Smalls crushing Madonna in a phone booth.
 
2013-03-12 06:22:45 PM
So if they kill this idea before it hits the airwaves, will P Diddy "cover" another Police song as a tribute?

(Still Missin' You, Biggie)
 
2013-03-12 06:31:08 PM
hey hye hey

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-12 07:38:07 PM

megarian: So if they kill this idea before it hits the airwaves, will P Diddy "cover" another Police song as a tribute?


I vote for Don't Stand So Close To Me
 
2013-03-12 07:49:07 PM

Bondith: megarian: So if they kill this idea before it hits the airwaves, will P Diddy "cover" another Police song as a tribute?

I vote for Don't Stand So Close To Me


Hehehehe

Would a feat. Sting work? Because I Want My MTV.

Easy easy money for nothin.
Easy easy chicks for free.
 
2013-03-12 07:52:26 PM
B.I.G. and Tha Notorious L.I.T.T.L.E.?
 
2013-03-12 08:04:11 PM
Jim Henson's Gangster Babies?
 
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