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(9 News)   Finally, the children's tale that must be told: ghost of Notorious BIG to guide son and daughter through adversities, keep his NYC recording studio from being bought out in new cartoon series   (9news.com) divider line 89
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2013-03-12 10:21:42 AM
If there's anyone who knows about getting through adversity it's Biggie.
 
2013-03-12 10:29:51 AM
I love it when you call me Ghost Papa.
 
2013-03-12 10:39:39 AM
Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls
 
2013-03-12 10:45:18 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-03-12 11:18:26 AM

Shostie: Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls


Walker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x480]


Good job you two!
 
2013-03-12 11:23:26 AM
media.celebremix.com

Seriously. Who greenlights this shiat?
 
2013-03-12 11:25:36 AM
I think it would be better for Noticeably F.A.T. to guide them...

s17.postimage.org
 
2013-03-12 12:04:02 PM
Someone find a clip of this, STAT!!! It's ripe for the ridiculin'.
 
2013-03-12 12:07:45 PM
Didn't he teach his kids Rule Number 7?
 
2013-03-12 12:08:04 PM
I guess his kids just need mo money
 
2013-03-12 12:10:23 PM
"Remember what daddy always said: I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't fark up my sheets."

"Wisdom."
 
2013-03-12 12:11:03 PM
Will his ghost be riddled with bullet holes?
 
2013-03-12 12:11:10 PM
Who?

/Ya, I am a white graduate tech nerd. How did you know?
 
2013-03-12 12:11:19 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Didn't he teach his kids Rule Number 7?


Be prepared to reciprocate?
 
2013-03-12 12:11:53 PM
Just wait until another network airs a cartoon about Suge Knight in the same timeslot.
 
2013-03-12 12:12:10 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Who?

/Ya, I am a white graduate tech nerd. How did you know?


Must be a 2pac fan.
 
2013-03-12 12:12:22 PM
Guide them to church...es chicken

/badum tshh
 
2013-03-12 12:12:59 PM
"Even though you're gone, we still a team
Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream (that's right) "
 
2013-03-12 12:13:31 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Didn't he teach his kids Rule Number 7?


Keep your ears open?
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-12 12:14:20 PM

UsikFark: Bareefer Obonghit: Didn't he teach his kids Rule Number 7?

Be prepared to reciprocate?


Nope. Wrong rules.
 
2013-03-12 12:15:54 PM
Notorious B.I.G'shiats include "One More Chance," "Hypnotize" and "Mo Money Mo Problems."

WHAR "JUICY"? WHAR?
 
2013-03-12 12:16:52 PM
media.tumblr.com

It was just some fat guy talking over stolen music, and it sucked, how can I be the only one who saw this?
 
2013-03-12 12:17:26 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Bareefer Obonghit: Didn't he teach his kids Rule Number 7?

Keep your ears open?
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]


He's not from Ferenginar. He's a crack dealer. They follow different rules.
 
2013-03-12 12:19:03 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Didn't he teach his kids Rule Number 7?


Fights will go on as long as they have to?
 
2013-03-12 12:20:29 PM
It's been done.

www.bet.com
 
2013-03-12 12:23:44 PM
Will the daughter be routinely tied up in a Brooklyn basement?
 
2013-03-12 12:23:53 PM
I'll wait for "Public Enemy Babies," thank you...
 
2013-03-12 12:23:56 PM
Glorifying thugs... explains Chicago.
 
2013-03-12 12:26:04 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Will the daughter be routinely tied up in a Brooklyn basement?


No, that's the wrong country. You're looking for Australia!

images.smh.com.au
 
2013-03-12 12:27:13 PM

timharrod: I'll wait for "Public Enemy Babies," thank you...


"Why the milk always gotta be white, yo?  This some bullsh*t...."
 
2013-03-12 12:27:24 PM

Joe Blowme: Glorifying thugs... explains Chicago dumbasses everywhere

 
2013-03-12 12:28:59 PM
Finally i can break this Gem out....YEAAAAA!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cxdnz6iPvk
 
2013-03-12 12:29:45 PM
I sincerely doubt the Coz will be doing any voice over work on this "project"
 
2013-03-12 12:30:04 PM
Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.
 
2013-03-12 12:30:20 PM

genner: It's been done.

[www.bet.com image 608x342]


Came here to ridicule this.

That theme song had more extra feet than a centipede with a glue factory.

/Hammerman!  Hammer!  Hammerman!  Hammer!
 
2013-03-12 12:40:40 PM

Lee's_Austin: "Remember what daddy always said: I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't fark up my sheets."

"Wisdom."


Is that genuine big lyrics?

Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'


big is right up there with leaf garret
 
2013-03-12 12:43:31 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Will the daughter be routinely tied up in a Brooklyn basement?


Will they still give no info to the DEA?

Will the feds still be mad cuz they flagrant?

Will they tap their cells and the phone in the basement?

These are important questions!!

/this thread could be epic
 
2013-03-12 12:43:41 PM

SuddenlySamhain: Lee's_Austin: "Remember what daddy always said: I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't fark up my sheets."

"Wisdom."

Is that genuine big lyrics?

Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'


big is right up there with leaf garret


Haha.

It's from Ready to Die.
 
2013-03-12 12:50:47 PM

The Muthaship: timharrod: I'll wait for "Public Enemy Babies," thank you...

"Why the milk always gotta be white, yo?  This some bullsh*t...."


Why Fozzie the only brother in here? And why he fozzie, you know some brothers got a perm right?
 
2013-03-12 12:51:03 PM
Just when you think we cannot possibly sink lower as a culture we find the Marianas trench of TV

Thanks New York.
 
2013-03-12 12:52:28 PM

genner: It's been done.

[www.bet.com image 608x342]


Man, I'd forgotten all about that.  Wish I hadn't been reminded.
 
2013-03-12 12:54:15 PM

hardinparamedic: Seriously. Who greenlights this shiat?


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The Site Administrators review the submissions and then place selected items on the Main Page (or "greenlight" them as it is sometimes known). This is done according to a very rigid selection process based on no less then sixteen Selection Factors (SFs), including but not limited to the time of day, inputs from the other Duty Site Administrators, the number of characters and spaces in the headline, and other equally baffling and arcane  SFs. This is all laid out in The Site Administrators Guide to Greenlights, the complete text of which each Site Administrator must memorize in full upon their elevation to the position.

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2013-03-12 12:55:20 PM

Lee's_Austin: SuddenlySamhain: Lee's_Austin: "Remember what daddy always said: I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't fark up my sheets."

"Wisdom."

Is that genuine big lyrics?

Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'


big is right up there with leaf garret

Haha.

It's from Ready to Die.


Well, at least he was ready.
 
2013-03-12 12:58:55 PM
The show has yet to sign with a network, though a representative for Ossian says "a few serious networks are in discussion."

So to put this in english, this turd will never see the light of day unless they self produce and it goes direct to DVD.
 
2013-03-12 12:59:38 PM

eas81: Finally i can break this Gem out....YEAAAAA!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cxdnz6iPvk


I waz thinkin' a lil' mo' along sumthin' like dis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1WFA0liN1o

/what's the difference between biatches and ho's?
 
2013-03-12 01:00:42 PM
clicked on the thread expecting racism, never disappointed by fark.
 
2013-03-12 01:02:06 PM

Mister Pleco: eas81: Finally i can break this Gem out....YEAAAAA!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cxdnz6iPvk

I waz thinkin' a lil' mo' along sumthin' like dis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1WFA0liN1o

/what's the difference between biatches and ho's?


Should have said NSFW - though, it's a given considering the subject.
 
2013-03-12 01:03:59 PM
Will someone help me out and post the "Not sure if serious" jpg please.....
 
2013-03-12 01:04:06 PM
It's a solid idea. But I think it should be based on the West Coast. Let's be honest here in the rap/hip hop wars of the 90s, WC clearly won. I know people may say, "But Biggie was East Coast." And to those I say, no one remembers or cares any more. We have moved beyond the stereotypes of that era and are now breaking new ground that none of them, East nor West coast could even have dreamed of.
 
2013-03-12 01:07:29 PM
I'm watching the news ... Tupac Shakur was assassinated, Biggie Smalls assassinated, struck down by assassin's bullets ... no, they wasn't. Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Them two African Americans got shot! Shiat, I love Tupac, I love Biggie, but school will be open on their birthday.
 
2013-03-12 01:09:11 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people poor people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.


Yeah, because poor white people never do anything stupid, like speaking in dialect, or getting facial tattoos.
 
2013-03-12 01:13:02 PM

Car_Ramrod: Notorious B.I.G'shiats include "One More Chance," "Hypnotize" and "Mo Money Mo Problems."


How many courics did each of them weigh?

/awesome typo-leading-to-filter situation
 
2013-03-12 01:15:50 PM
Wasn't this the story line of Jem and the Holograms?
 
2013-03-12 01:16:05 PM
Remake alert

Jem and the Holograms were all over this in the 80's.

Potentially crappy remake at that.

/truly outrageous!
 
2013-03-12 01:16:38 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.


Of they can move towards fixing this problem:

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/39993685/ns/health-womens_health/

The other problems will begin to fix themselves.
 
2013-03-12 01:19:56 PM
images.wikia.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-03-12 01:22:22 PM

tylerdurden217: I'm watching the news ... Tupac Shakur was assassinated, Biggie Smalls assassinated, struck down by assassin's bullets ... no, they wasn't. Martin Luther King was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, John F. Kennedy was assassinated. Them two African Americans got shot! Shiat, I love Tupac, I love Biggie, but school will be open on their birthday.


Bring the Pain
 
2013-03-12 01:24:51 PM
SuddenlySamhain:  Is that genuine big lyrics? Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'


You know how I know you're old?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-12 01:28:33 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.


You make babby Shakwanda-Listerina cry.
 
2013-03-12 01:29:35 PM
Came for Hammer Man, left happy.
 
2013-03-12 01:37:45 PM

Hiro-ACiD: SuddenlySamhain:  Is that genuine big lyrics? Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'

You know how I know you're old?

[i.imgur.com image 546x398]


I dunno...sawed me in half and counted the rings?
examined the hair on my scrotum to see if its turning white?
my AARP card?
the fact that I yelled at you to get off my lawn
I yell at clouds?

scrotum <---- A solid ten dollar word ,lets see a rapper use that in a sentence
 
2013-03-12 01:43:24 PM
That's inspiring.  Someone needs to make Eazy E's life into a cartoon.

Compton can be depicted into a large junkyard scene like in the Fat Albert cartoon.  LAPD and LA County Sheriffs dept can be drawm like keystone cops.  The battering ram tank of the 80's and 90's can be like a clown car with a baseball bat that tries every so often to get into Eazy E's crib.  His reputed drug selling (before he become a rap star) can be turned into him being a candy man or driving around an ice cream truck.  Friends like Dr. Dre, Ice Cube and his other colleagues from NWA can be depicted like the oddball friends who showed up in Pee Wee's Playhouse.

We'll skip the part about him getting AIDS.
 
2013-03-12 01:46:12 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, keep screwing over your kids, black people. When they're sitting around in their 20s talking ebonics and rocking those stupid facial tattoos, don't come crying to the rest of us about why your kids don't have any opportunities and are therefore owed something. Give these kids a chance, dumbasses.


To be fair, dumb ass parenting crosses racial boundaries.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!
 
2013-03-12 01:47:24 PM

SirEattonHogg: That's inspiring.  Someone needs to make Eazy E's life into a cartoon.

Compton can be depicted into a large junkyard scene like in the Fat Albert cartoon.  LAPD and LA County Sheriffs dept can be drawm like keystone cops.  The battering ram tank of the 80's and 90's can be like a clown car with a baseball bat that tries every so often to get into Eazy E's crib.  His reputed drug selling (before he become a rap star) can be turned into him being a candy man or driving around an ice cream truck.  Friends like Dr. Dre, Ice Cube and his other colleagues from NWA can be depicted like the oddball friends who showed up in Pee Wee's Playhouse.

We'll skip the part about him getting AIDS.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-12 01:49:37 PM

SuddenlySamhain: Lee's_Austin: "Remember what daddy always said: I got techniques drippin' out my butt cheeks. Sleep on my stomach so I don't fark up my sheets."

"Wisdom."

Is that genuine big lyrics?

Making a fortune off that? wow
Mercury
Bowie
Elton John
The Who
Zeppelin
Boston ?
Billy Joel
ect
they got nuthin'


big is right up there with leaf garret


Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
 
2013-03-12 01:51:25 PM
i48.tinypic.com
What about Bebe Kids?
 
2013-03-12 01:52:09 PM
I hope it features guest appearances by the Harlem Globetrotters and Johnathan Winters!
 
2013-03-12 01:58:18 PM

dikfishman: [i48.tinypic.com image 247x314]
What about Bebe Kids?


...or Thugaboo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACx5ViM1H9E
 
2013-03-12 02:05:44 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Didn't he teach his kids Rule Number 7?


Always be specific when you lie?
 
2013-03-12 02:23:43 PM
i can't wait for the episode with "I'm farkin' you tonight" in it...
 
2013-03-12 02:28:16 PM
The source of white hate on rap comes from the inability to come to terms with the following: "The black man in America is the most copied man on this planet, bar none.  Everybody wanna be a nubian but nobody wanna be a nubian." ~ Paul Mooney
 
2013-03-12 02:32:49 PM

genner: It's been done.

[www.bet.com image 608x342]


25.media.tumblr.com

Its been done
 
2013-03-12 02:38:36 PM
I'm laughing already.

Here's crossing my fingers that they do the cartoon in the retro style of a 1970s Hanna Barbra cartoon for tweens.

I'd buy that.

Or they could hire Aaron McGruder as a consultant or head writer. It would be a better use of his time than an Uncle Ruckus movie. I hate Uncle Ruckus. Where the Hell do you find black men that ugly, racist and stupid outside of the Republican Party?
 
2013-03-12 02:41:06 PM
www.barrycorbin.com

Real original...
 
2013-03-12 02:52:56 PM

dikfishman: [i48.tinypic.com image 247x314]
What about Bebe Kids?


Movie was meh and the video game was unplayable.
 
2013-03-12 02:55:39 PM
From TFA:

The show has yet to sign with a network, though a representative for Ossian says "a few serious networks are in discussion."

Translation:  We have been sending proposals around but no one is stupid enough to give us money to get it made, so we're
taking advantage of the lax editorial policies of a local TV news organizion to rubber stamp our press release for free publicity.
 
2013-03-12 02:58:08 PM
So, it's "Funky Phantom" time again?

i98.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 03:08:37 PM
Nothing is simultaneously funnier and sadder than seeing white people complaining about Rap Music.
 
2013-03-12 03:23:19 PM
Who shot Biggie Smalls? If we don't get them they gon' get us all.
 
2013-03-12 03:48:54 PM

SuddenlySamhain: scrotum <---- A solid ten dollar word ,lets see a rapper use that in a sentence


Yo kid, your notion is noted; but let's leave your loathsome scrotum unspoken. Let's just call the unwholesome subject verboten.

/Biggie could have done better
 
2013-03-12 04:49:43 PM
meh. Wake me up when one of the MANY kids of the ODB gets their own show
 
2013-03-12 05:42:11 PM
Still, it has to be better than that commercial with Biggie Smalls crushing Madonna in a phone booth.
 
2013-03-12 06:22:45 PM
So if they kill this idea before it hits the airwaves, will P Diddy "cover" another Police song as a tribute?

(Still Missin' You, Biggie)
 
2013-03-12 06:31:08 PM
hey hye hey

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-12 07:38:07 PM

megarian: So if they kill this idea before it hits the airwaves, will P Diddy "cover" another Police song as a tribute?


I vote for Don't Stand So Close To Me
 
2013-03-12 07:49:07 PM

Bondith: megarian: So if they kill this idea before it hits the airwaves, will P Diddy "cover" another Police song as a tribute?

I vote for Don't Stand So Close To Me


Hehehehe

Would a feat. Sting work? Because I Want My MTV.

Easy easy money for nothin.
Easy easy chicks for free.
 
2013-03-12 07:52:26 PM
B.I.G. and Tha Notorious L.I.T.T.L.E.?
 
2013-03-12 08:04:11 PM
Jim Henson's Gangster Babies?
 
2013-03-12 10:12:02 PM

Bondith: megarian: So if they kill this idea before it hits the airwaves, will P Diddy "cover" another Police song as a tribute?

I vote for Don't Stand So Close To Me


Bruno Mars is already copying Sting and the Police as hard as he can. Seriously, I don't know what any of his songs are called, but in the one they play on the radio all the time nowadays (shakes onion on belt) it's basically just Synchronicity era Police with fancier tech behind it.
 
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