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(Some Hee-Haw)   Cedar Rapids, Iowa hosting a convention specifically for single farmers who are looking a partner that shares a love of corn and overalls   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, reseller hosting, farming  
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2840 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2013 at 11:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 02:00:19 PM  
2 votes:
I've searched the world over and thought I found true love.
2013-03-12 11:03:15 AM  
2 votes:
And the hotel bar next door will be suspiciously full of sheep with high heels and lipstick.
2013-03-12 08:10:18 PM  
1 vote:
i could just dig grandpa out of the ground and kick his corpse for selling out in '65 and moving into town

yeah, indoor plumbing is great though
2013-03-12 12:07:03 PM  
1 vote:

puppypants: There is a website for this farmersonly dot com. they have advertisements on the tv

you don't have to be lonely with farmers only dot com

So, if you're not a farmer, but just have a penchant for barns and weird animal sex, you're not welcome there?

2013-03-12 11:50:12 AM  
1 vote:

Unobtanium: My first thoughts were of the Norwegian Bachelor Farmers of Prarie Home Companion and maybe a Powdermilk Biscuits booth.

/listens to too much NPR

Nothing is wrong with listening to NPR. The problem lies with listening to PHC.
2013-03-12 11:37:45 AM  
1 vote:
2013-03-12 11:17:04 AM  
1 vote:

I'm on my way!
2013-03-12 11:04:39 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe they need to look into ordering up some of them Eastern European women. I've heard they can pull a plow like nobody's business.
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