Sybarite: Maybe they need to look into ordering up some of them Eastern European women. I've heard they can pull a plow like nobody's business.
show me: And the hotel bar next door will be suspiciously full of sheep with high heels and lipstick.
Evil Mackerel: show me: And the hotel bar next door will be suspiciously full of sheep with high heels and lipstick.Sarah Palin supports?
gerbilpox: Cedar Rapids, Iowa hosting a convention specifically for single farmers who are looking a partner that shares a love of corn and overalls...and likes to squeal like a pig.
Unobtanium: My first thoughts were of the Norwegian Bachelor Farmers of Prarie Home Companion and maybe a Powdermilk Biscuits booth./listens to too much NPR
HeadLever: Ah, the farkistan contemp for those that feed them.Here is a little counterbalance
angry_scientist: Now I aint sayin they're all gold diggers, but
show me: The problem lies with listening to PHC.
Wild Eyed and Wicked: OK - I hate to weigh in here but...
puppypants: There is a website for this farmersonly dot com. they have advertisements on the tvyou don't have to be lonely with farmers only dot com
HeadLever: Nah, they are all sheep screwing, methhead, hillbilly rednecks that are on welfare. At least that is what 90% of those on Fark really think.
wedun: those are all blatant falsehoods except for the welfare part.
HeadLever: wedun: those are all blatant falsehoods except for the welfare part.Even that is sketchy at best. The region where I am from about 75% of all farmers and ranchers do not collect subsidy payments.Just another talking point used by the bigoted elite.
Harry Freakstorm: Here's part of the sing-a-long. Just follow the bouncing cob, folks.Mississippi RiverDavenportCorn, corn, corn, cornCorn, corn, corn"whats that smell?"Corn, corn, cornIowa CityCorn, corn, corn, corn"Look at tree"Corn, corn, corn, Des MoinesCorn, corn, corn, corn, corn"Theres that smell again"Corn, corn, cornCouncil Bluffs, Missouri River
Cowkitchen2: Sometimes you people make me sick. Go ahead and post your "welcome to fark." If you are so proud of being douchebags that you display it with that stupid picture, there really is no hope for you.
DownDaRiver: I wish these could male a come back for everyday wear, for people other than farmer types.They are just so comfortable, versitale, and they have lots of handy pockets.[imageshack.us image 250x250]
Salmon: Sign. Me. Up.[coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com image 600x423]
show me: U mad bro?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: DownDaRiver: I wish these could male a come back for everyday wear, for people other than farmer types.They are just so comfortable, versitale, and they have lots of handy pockets.[imageshack.us image 250x250]They tried.
HeadLever: show me: U mad bro?For me, it is not about being mad. More accurate to say that I am disappointed in the blatent bigotry./Oh, well - I guess folks gotta hate.
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