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(My Fox DC)   'I think I saw Satan in his eyes.' - are we talking about a) a ruthless dictator on his deathbed, b) a murderer who gunned down innocents at a theater, c) a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox who was moonlighting as a member of team Mexico   ( divider line 1
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2013-03-12 06:03:19 PM  
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I met him, fifteen minutes ago. I was told there was nothing left. No fastball, no changeup, no slider; even the most rudimentary sense of balls or strikes, hits or strikeouts, OBP or SLG. I met this five-year veteran, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes. . . the devil's eyes. I spent eight pitches trying to hit his stuff, and then another seven trying to keep him from beaning me because I realized what was living behind that pitcher's eyes was purely and simply. . . evil.
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