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(My Fox DC)   'I think I saw Satan in his eyes.' - are we talking about a) a ruthless dictator on his deathbed, b) a murderer who gunned down innocents at a theater, c) a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox who was moonlighting as a member of team Mexico   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Satans, World Baseball Classic, Alfredo Aceves, Unspoken rule, Larry Walker  
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1012 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Mar 2013 at 10:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-12 09:20:19 AM  
Farking Aceves.  Cant stand him, or most of the '12 bullpen for that matter.
2013-03-12 09:28:32 AM  
Because that's what Satan does. He plays baseball.
2013-03-12 09:34:18 AM  
I love that a guy the Yankees only purchased because it was package deal for
2013-03-12 09:35:40 AM  
Well that got cut off...

for Manny Banuelos is still a thorn in the Red Sox sides. The curse lives on!
2013-03-12 10:33:45 AM  
old news is old.
2013-03-12 11:05:44 AM  
El Diablo!
2013-03-12 11:51:20 AM  

NutWrench: Because that's what Satan does. He plays baseball.

And his brother Jesus cuts my grass.
2013-03-12 11:54:20 AM  

carnifex2005: NutWrench: Because that's what Satan does. He plays baseball.

And his brother Jesus cuts my grass.

No, the Jesus bowls, dude.
2013-03-12 12:00:31 PM  
Who is Daisuke Matsuzaka?
2013-03-12 12:23:17 PM  
After he'd had the bejayzus beaten out of him, that's all that was left to see.
2013-03-12 12:34:43 PM  
Maybe before they get Satan in their eyes, they'll read the rulebook about run-differential in the WBC. You know, like normal baseball players would.

Not that I minded seeing the Mexican national team get their shiat kicked in instead.
2013-03-12 01:09:53 PM  

NutWrench: Because that's what Satan does. He plays baseball.

What? I thought he plays hockey?
2013-03-12 03:25:08 PM  
Is on this: Full Size

/Hotter than Hades
2013-03-12 06:03:19 PM  
I met him, fifteen minutes ago. I was told there was nothing left. No fastball, no changeup, no slider; even the most rudimentary sense of balls or strikes, hits or strikeouts, OBP or SLG. I met this five-year veteran, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes. . . the devil's eyes. I spent eight pitches trying to hit his stuff, and then another seven trying to keep him from beaning me because I realized what was living behind that pitcher's eyes was purely and simply. . . evil.
2013-03-13 12:26:44 AM  
Look, he might be the father of lies, but that doesn't mean you have to be rude.
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