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(YouTube)   Czech out the newest contender for WTF video of the year. With captivating lines such as "Don't wanna work, want to eat pork. Go to beach, drink beach drinks"   (youtube.com) divider line 45
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2013-03-12 09:20:16 AM
Meh. There are only two ways this video could have been entertaining and had a chance of "going viral." One would have been for her to be super hot, and she's not. She's not ugly, but she's not attractive enough to be off pitch and indecipherable and still have people want to watch her.

The other would have been for her to just be hideous, a train wreck. The performance seems a little like she might have been thinking along those lines, but she needed to look the part as well.

As it is, I will simply reiterate: meh.
 
2013-03-12 09:51:41 AM
She did manage to rhyme politics with tits.
 
2013-03-12 10:15:40 AM
Id tell her I was going to smuggle her to canada in exchange for some sex and just hide her in the long island ferry.
 
2013-03-12 10:38:41 AM
There's something about her that reminds me of Katharina Wagner.
 
2013-03-12 11:03:48 AM

Tillmaster: There's something about her that reminds me of Katharina Wagner.


Fake blond hair.
 
2013-03-12 11:57:56 AM
Did she actually say "I have big tits, I like politics?"
 
2013-03-12 12:00:55 PM
"Don't wanna work, want to eat pork. Go to beach, drink beach drinks"

I'm guessing Todd Rungren banged a Czech groupie back in the day.
 
2013-03-12 12:09:03 PM
I made it 2 seconds before closing that tab. I admire all the rest of you for your testicular fortitude to ride out that audio shiatstorm.
 
2013-03-12 12:12:16 PM

FloridaAsshat: Did she actually say "I have big tits, I like politics?"


I thought she said "I have big tits, I like pony dick"...
 
2013-03-12 12:13:07 PM

Teufelaffe: FloridaAsshat: Did she actually say "I have big tits, I like politics?"

I thought she said "I have big tits, I like pony dick"...


Go on... Almost there..
 
2013-03-12 12:44:37 PM

Pocket Ninja: Meh. There are only two ways this video could have been entertaining and had a chance of "going viral." One would have been for her to be super hot, and she's not. She's not ugly, but she's not attractive enough to be off pitch and indecipherable and still have people want to watch her.

The other would have been for her to just be hideous, a train wreck. The performance seems a little like she might have been thinking along those lines, but she needed to look the part as well.

As it is, I will simply reiterate: meh.


yeah but how many thumbs would you give her?
 
2013-03-12 01:17:59 PM

soopey: I made it 2 seconds before closing that tab. I admire all the rest of you for your testicular fortitude to ride out that audio shiatstorm.


Don't care, nice tits.

i46.tinypic.com

That's why computers have a volume control.
 
2013-03-12 01:44:53 PM
That's poetry if I ever heard it.

And, I thought she said, "I have big tits, I like pointy dicks."
 
2013-03-12 01:46:45 PM
Not WTF. Just stupid.

This is WTF.

That was just stupid.
 
2013-03-12 01:58:02 PM
As an American currently living in Czech, I have to say this is the funniest thing I have seen today.  I am currently demanding an explanation for this bullshiat from my Czech friends...
 
2013-03-12 02:05:05 PM
Czech Paris Hilton
 
2013-03-12 02:08:53 PM
I respect her for her honesty.
 
2013-03-12 02:10:28 PM
She's no Adele, by that I mean she's not a porker
 
2013-03-12 02:26:23 PM

FloridaAsshat: Did she actually say "I have big tits, I like politics?"


I'd fillibuster her tits
 
2013-03-12 02:30:00 PM

skozlaw: Not WTF. Just stupid.

This is WTF.

That was just stupid.


thats gay
 
2013-03-12 02:31:46 PM
I particularly liked the recitation of her phone number.
 
2013-03-12 02:45:28 PM

1000 Ways to Dye: That's poetry if I ever heard it.

And, I thought she said, "I have big tits, I like pointy dicks."


I heard that as "I have big tits, I like pony dicks".

Also... it would seem the internet has completely destroyed my ability to detect irony. Not sure if serious video or comedy.
 
2013-03-12 02:53:59 PM

kvinesknows: thats gay


Yes, but WTF gay.
 
2013-03-12 02:56:52 PM
Damn, she was rolling her R's in words that didn't even have an R.
 
2013-03-12 03:06:45 PM

Teufelaffe: FloridaAsshat: Did she actually say "I have big tits, I like politics?"

I thought she said "I have big tits, I like pony dick"...


I thought it was I like big hips, I have pointy tits?
 
2013-03-12 03:08:03 PM
6 seconds...
 
2013-03-12 03:16:19 PM

Coronach: I particularly liked the recitation of her phone number.


Which in the comments, she says something like I'm not an idiot, I wouldn't put my real number. Then teenage girl caps DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER!!1!

It's the correct sequence for a Prague number. Turns out it's some old lady.

What a biatch
 
2013-03-12 03:20:52 PM
I thought she said "I have big tits, I like pulling dicks"

And thanks for weirding me out, Skozlaw. It's been a long time since the internet's done that to me. The frenetic music really made it work....
 
2013-03-12 03:21:40 PM

Ghastly: And, I thought she said, "I have big tits, I like pointy dicks."

I heard that as "I have big tits, I like pony dicks".


I thought she said pulling dicks, but then I realized her English is so turrible, she's not using the British version of pulling a chick/guy. So I just went with the literal, "I have big tits, I like pulling dicks" and I was OK with that
 
2013-03-12 03:23:53 PM
I heard she's in the lead for the role of Valeria in Robot Holocaust II

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-12 03:24:18 PM
I'm pretty sure this is a profile from czechbrides.com
 
2013-03-12 03:27:26 PM
I also heard "Nice girl with rich boyfriend. And get off rich boy to happy end"

Which sounds about right.
 
2013-03-12 04:40:16 PM
Well, on the upside, she's for sure NOT using auto-tune...
 
2013-03-12 05:04:14 PM

skozlaw: Not WTF. Just stupid.

This is WTF.

That was just stupid.


that was posted to the internet by a t-rex
 
2013-03-12 05:48:32 PM
I just totally "that guy'd" it.
 
2013-03-12 05:53:33 PM

skozlaw: Not WTF. Just stupid.

This is WTF.

That was just stupid.


That was brilliant.
 
2013-03-12 06:01:03 PM

Coronach: I particularly liked the recitation of her phone number.


For some reason, the number doesn't work.
 
2013-03-12 06:57:53 PM
Was she singing in english?
 
2013-03-12 07:41:10 PM
This is how I imagine pretty much most "pop" singers sound before they are run through the autotune mill.
 
2013-03-13 07:59:52 AM
Did anyone call her phone number: 60294-8160-000www00000?

She's not a beach and she will not be reach.
 
2013-03-13 12:37:58 PM

FloridaAsshat: Did she actually say "I have big tits, I like politics?"


I understood, "I have big tits, I like bony dicks."
 
2013-03-13 07:40:06 PM
She is going to be extra poor if that is her actual phone number she "sang" for this video.  I am not sure what out of country calls are where she is from but if they are anything like here, she is truly fooked.
 
2013-03-14 12:45:34 AM
I have big tits, I like to pull dicks
 
2013-03-14 07:44:37 AM

chumboobler: She is going to be extra poor if that is her actual phone number she "sang" for this video.  I am not sure what out of country calls are where she is from but if they are anything like here, she is truly fooked.


All incoming calls and text messages are free. You only pay for outgoing.

/what a country!
 
2013-03-15 12:04:23 AM
ah eastern europe.  providing minorities with white women, while the rich whites bang asians and other assorted races.
 
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