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(RIA Novosti (Russia))   If you're having red-hot sex with the Ukraine's heavily-armed killer dolphins, they'd quite like them back, please   (en.ria.ru) divider line 31
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2013-03-12 08:39:31 AM  
So they were just trying to get a little tail?
 
2013-03-12 09:48:37 AM  
" The killer-dolphins would be trained to attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads, the source said."

What is this I don't even
 
2013-03-12 09:49:03 AM  
Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans who have sex for money....
 
2013-03-12 09:52:07 AM  
I'd swim away too if my mates looked like this...

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2013-03-12 09:57:05 AM  
www.starkist.com

Found one.
 
2013-03-12 09:58:42 AM  
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

But no. I get dolphins with knives.
 
2013-03-12 09:59:49 AM  

Sybarite: So they were just trying to get a little tail?


No, just flogging the dolphin.
 
2013-03-12 10:00:05 AM  
The sex is tepid at best.
 
2013-03-12 10:01:46 AM  

dryknife: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

But no. I get dolphins with knives.


Never bring a dolphin-knife to a shark-lasergun fight.
 
2013-03-12 10:01:58 AM  
They expect a bunch of sailors to do any different?
 
2013-03-12 10:03:09 AM  

dryknife: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

But no. I get dolphins with knives.


Would you settle for mutated sea bass?  They are ill-tempered.
 
2013-03-12 10:04:11 AM  
 
2013-03-12 10:09:03 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-12 10:10:49 AM  
Why, can't they stay for a little while? They are happy with me here, and they just love their new toys.
 
2013-03-12 10:14:11 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: You do not have sex with dolphins, dolphins rape you.


Is that a pistol on your head or are you just happy to AAAAAAHHH!! AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!
 
2013-03-12 10:19:24 AM  
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2013-03-12 10:19:25 AM  
Ukrainian Killer Dolphins sounds like the name of my next band.
 
2013-03-12 10:20:40 AM  
Ewwww
 
2013-03-12 10:23:55 AM  

Trucker: Ukrainian Killer Dolphins sounds like the name of my next band.


I am totally gonna buy the new UKD CD.
 
2013-03-12 10:27:34 AM  

bwilson27: " The killer-dolphins would be trained to attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads, the source said."

What is this I don't even


Sounds like there's no possible way that could turn out badly.
 
2013-03-12 10:53:07 AM  
I thought the dolphins were on our side. They have robotic octopi and seemly difficult to shoot down Kirov airships with unlimited ammo.

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2013-03-12 10:56:09 AM  
Get them some strap-ons and let them gain 90 lbs and they won't want males. Silly Ukrainians.
 
2013-03-12 11:28:49 AM  
Am I the only one who just  assumed that some (human) guy had kidnapped a pod of dolphins for a dolphin orgy?

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2013-03-12 11:49:40 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-03-12 11:51:25 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: In Soviet Ukraine, You do not have sex with dolphins, dolphins rape you.


FTFM
 
2013-03-12 12:57:08 PM  
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2013-03-12 01:02:31 PM  
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HOT DOLPHIN!

 
2013-03-12 01:49:37 PM  
No Uplift references?
 
2013-03-12 01:52:57 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Approves!
 
2013-03-12 03:55:55 PM  
I've learned from personal experience that when a friend tells you, "C'mon!  Go ahead and read it!  Just look it, it's a cute comic about a girl at a research center taking care of dolphins!"  don't believe him.
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2013-03-12 04:15:08 PM  
Were either of the dolphins seen in Kharkov recently with a broadsword?
 
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