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(Guardian)   Will Tebow be requested to walk the catwalk? Can Larry find a stall to his liking? Will Mel go full Henry VIII? It's your first day of Papal Conclave: Searching for Johnny (Paul) number 3   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-03-12 01:43:42 PM
We know how they vote, which is by paper ballots which are burned. We know a few sketchy details of a few of the events leading up to the conclave. But that is about all that is known. Once the cardinals go into the Sistine Chapel and the doors are locked, nothing is known about how they conduct their business. The security is tight and the cardinals are sworn to secrecy. To my knowledge, no cardinal has ever discussed the process. The people in the media claiming they have in depth process are simply speculating and passing on rumors as facts.
 
2013-03-12 01:58:21 PM
 
2013-03-12 02:11:58 PM
static.guim.co.uk

"There's a liiiiiiiight......"
 
2013-03-12 02:11:58 PM
POPE THREAD!
 
2013-03-12 02:12:59 PM

Archie Goodwin: jdcgonzalez: digistil: Anyone know the rules for the drinking game?

I came to ask the same thing.

They should televise conclave. Maybe PPV. Some bikini girls nuns walking around with signs noting what round of votes they are on. Yeah.

kateuptonnun.jpg

Better

/spentmiles for Pope!


Bikini nuns would be better?  Have I been seeing the wrong nuns?  Should I GIS "sexy-assed nuns?"
 
2013-03-12 03:04:50 PM

sephjnr: Okay, let's get this thread started! got mah checklist:

1. Picture of Father Jack / Father Dougal / Bishop Brennan
2. All priests are paedos, hate teh gheys etc.
3. Spentmiles casting his rod
4. Every 40th post is "dona a es requiem *BONK*"
5. Cardinals baseball team riff
6. I hope the next pope is black / irish / chinese / equestrine / Jeremy Irons
7. And it's black smoke from the chimney! Who let Tommy Chong in the conclave?
8. Someone guesses the number of snipe spots overlooking the balcony in St. Peter's Square
9. Name & roman numeral madlibs

Any suggestions?


Updating....
 
2013-03-12 03:55:50 PM
Looks like a sausagefest.
 
2013-03-12 04:08:11 PM
Either the first vote didn't pick one, or someone burnt dinner.
ww3.hdnux.com
 
2013-03-12 05:01:38 PM
No Pope!

*whistles*
 
2013-03-12 06:24:44 PM
If the guy from Ghana is picked, the headline should be:

"Group of old white guys afraid of change elect black guy as leader"

/If they're smart, they'll go with him
 
2013-03-12 06:34:54 PM

dustygrimp: I am hoping for a Pius, Urban, Constantine or an Innocent.  Enough with the Johns and Pauls and John Pauls.


I'm hoping for another Hilarius.

/look it up
//or George Ringo I
 
2013-03-12 06:48:29 PM

hershy799: If the guy from Ghana is picked, the headline should be:

"Group of old white guys afraid of change elect black guy as leader"

/If they're smart, they'll go with him


Either that, or or the classic "Black man given world's worst job."
 
2013-03-12 11:13:56 PM

hershy799: If the guy from Ghana is picked, the headline should be:

"Group of old white guys afraid of change elect black guy as leader"

/If they're smart, they'll go with him


Or the old classic "Kenyan outruns a white guy" idea from the election (with the country change)
 
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