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(Yahoo)   Gerard Butler, with one sentence, has become the funniest man in show business   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 65
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2013-03-12 07:29:40 AM
"I read my scripts before choosing my roles."
 
2013-03-12 07:33:44 AM
farking awesome.
 
2013-03-12 07:35:41 AM
"Why are you still here?"
 
mhd
2013-03-12 07:37:14 AM
"I'm good at faking accents."
 
2013-03-12 07:38:41 AM
"If it's not Scottish it's CRAP."
 
2013-03-12 07:39:36 AM
Just don't let Handsome Bob know, he'd be shattered.
 
2013-03-12 07:40:37 AM
He should look at the bright side...if a woman is going to kiss-and-tell it's not bad when she rates you an 11 out of 10.
 
mhd
2013-03-12 07:44:12 AM

slayer199: if a woman is going to kiss-and-tell it's not bad when she rates you an 11 out of 10.


HE WAS(H) ONE LOUDER?
 
2013-03-12 07:45:09 AM

afghanwhiggle: Just don't let Handsome Bob know, he'd be shattered.


....Was it a slow dance?
 
2013-03-12 07:54:56 AM
Who are these people?
 
2013-03-12 08:02:34 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Who are these people?


He was the "This is Sparta!" guy and I think she works at the Waffle House on Venture BLVD.
 
2013-03-12 08:05:14 AM
Har.
 
2013-03-12 08:07:52 AM

Elvis_Bogart: He was the "This is Sparta!" guy and I think she works at the Waffle House on Venture BLVD.


Thanks...I think.
 
2013-03-12 08:16:03 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Elvis_Bogart: He was the "This is Sparta!" guy and I think she works at the Waffle House on Venture BLVD.

Thanks...I think.


There's a first.
 
2013-03-12 08:21:04 AM

mhd: slayer199: if a woman is going to kiss-and-tell it's not bad when she rates you an 11 out of 10.

HE WAS(H) ONE LOUDER?


Much like that fabled amp, he's got something extra.

A third testicle.
 
2013-03-12 08:34:18 AM
"no more mutants."
 
2013-03-12 08:35:59 AM
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/hot
//can anyone tell me what the sentence is?
 
2013-03-12 08:37:46 AM
As someone that has to overhear Housewives of Beverly Hills I will personally send Gerald a note of thanks. Brandi is by far the most annoying character on the show and perhaps OF ALL TIME
 
2013-03-12 09:02:15 AM

lelio: As someone that has to overhear Housewives of Beverly Hills I will personally send Gerald a note of thanks. Brandi is by far the most annoying character on the show and perhaps OF ALL TIME


Most annoying? All of these spoilt, attention whoring, screeching harpies need to DIAF.

/My wife watches the show, "guily pleasure" she calls it.
 
mhd
2013-03-12 09:05:09 AM

Oobleck: "no more mutants."


"I want your marriage."
 
2013-03-12 09:27:12 AM

slayer199: He should look at the bright side...if a woman is going to kiss-and-tell it's not bad when she rates you an 11 out of 10.


Especially if your the kind of guy to sleep with a woman without getting her name. That can only improve your chances at conquest.
 
2013-03-12 09:44:02 AM
At first I thought " huh, not even a memorable whore", then I discovered she was a single mother of two, in tears, even.
 
2013-03-12 09:44:06 AM
I would sleep with him  He doesn't need to learn my name.  I won't tell anyone.
 
2013-03-12 10:06:49 AM

mhd: HE WAS(H) ONE LOUDER?


LOL.  Good one..great reference.
 
2013-03-12 10:16:22 AM
Like a true Scotsman
 
2013-03-12 10:22:47 AM

GalFriday: I would sleep with him  He doesn't need to learn my name.  I won't tell anyone.


Bullshiat. Like any woman would sleep with Leonidas and not tell all her friends.
 
2013-03-12 10:23:56 AM
GSI for his new girlfriend, Madalina Ghenea.  WOW.
 
2013-03-12 10:29:12 AM
Maybe he thought that Brandi was her full name. It is Hollywood.
 
2013-03-12 10:35:33 AM
I'd say it's a close race between "who the hell is that" and "I didn't think she'd tell anyone" for the funniest line.
 
2013-03-12 10:37:37 AM

Grouchy Old Bear: Maybe he thought that Brandi was her full name. It is Hollywood.


That would make sense if he'd met her at a strip club instead of at the beach.
 
2013-03-12 10:47:42 AM
Butler is awesome.
 
2013-03-12 10:52:27 AM

geek_mars: Grouchy Old Bear: Maybe he thought that Brandi was her full name. It is Hollywood.

That would make sense if he'd met her at a strip club instead of at the beach.



Mystery solved.
 
2013-03-12 10:57:50 AM

Grungehamster: //can anyone tell me what the sentence is?


Here, have a whole bunch of them:

If there's one thing we know about Brandi Glanville, it's that she's not good at keeping secrets.

After the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star kissed and told last year that she had slept with Gerard Butler (and rated his skills "11 out of 10"), she was publicly embarrassed when he later responded, "Who is Brandi Glanville?" in response to a question about the roll in the hay by a paparazzo.

But now, Butler is clearing up the confusion. During an interview with Howard Stern on Monday morning, the "Olympus Has Fallen" actor explained that he had met Glanville at a beach party and the two "had a little fun" one afternoon ... but he never bothered to learn her last name.

Fast forward to January 2012, "I'm walking down the street and this pap ... says 'Brandi Glanville says you're great in bed!'" Butler told Stern. "And you know what I said: 'Who's Brandi Glanville?' because one, I didn't know her last name," he added laughing, "and two, I didn't know she was a celebrity and I didn't know she was going to f**king tell people about it!"

After his gaffe, Butler, 43, admits he felt bad because he insulted the single mother of two when he admitted he had no clue who she was. "Then I worked it out and was like, 'Oh, that's who that is' and I called and said 'I'm not very happy you did that' because there are certain things you keep a little private. 'I'm sorry I said I didn't know who you were,'" he also recalled telling Glanville "because she was in tears."

Butler also dished on his new girlfriend, model/actress Madalina Ghenea. "I'm in deep-like," he told Stern. "She's amazing."

And he even knows her last name ...
 
2013-03-12 11:11:49 AM

SuperChuck: GalFriday: I would sleep with him  He doesn't need to learn my name.  I won't tell anyone.

Bullshiat. Like any woman would sleep with Leonidas and not tell all her friends.


That is true.  I would tell my friends that I slept with Leonidas.  I should have been more specific, I wouldn't tell the media.
 
2013-03-12 11:30:46 AM
Arcadefirestolemyvirginity.blogspot.com/
 
2013-03-12 11:33:09 AM
I'm a proud watcher of Real Housewives, and she is without a doubt the closest person to a functional retard I've seen on that series. She also had her husband stolen away by that Falcor-looking whore Leanne Rhimes.
 
2013-03-12 11:45:56 AM

GalFriday: I would sleep with him  He doesn't need to learn my name.  I won't tell anyone.


I watched "Dracula 2000" for the first time a while back - didn't even know he was in it.  Good Lord that man is smokin' hot, and was even more so when he was younger.
 
2013-03-12 12:01:22 PM
delusional divorcee blows an actor and thinks she's heading to fairy land..
when in fact, he's banging this hottie (who is not a middle aged delusional ho with two bastard kids)
 
2013-03-12 12:27:39 PM
This story is pure, unadulterated Schadenfreude and I love it.

wellreadneck: At first I thought " huh, not even a memorable whore", then I discovered she was a single mother of two, in tears, even.


LOVE IT.

Honey, if you don't want to get embarrassed by guys that you bang that don't know who you are, try not banging guys that don't know who you are.  And just because you're on some fall-of-humanity reality TV show doesn't mean anyone knows who you are.
 
2013-03-12 12:29:26 PM
Here's how to be a Hollywood star.  Bang a somewhat haggard-looking "Real Housewives" cast member, don't know who she is, don't know her last name, barely remember it.
1) "Who is Brandi Glanville?"
2) "Well I didn't know she was going to F***ing tell everybody!"
 
2013-03-12 12:40:54 PM
See, my whole life, I thought stuff like this was the entire reason why people wanted to be famous - so they can bang enough silly, forgettable, delusional (yet hot) wannabes that it doesn't even register anymore and then laugh about it. If you're not indulging at least a few vices and excesses, why not put on your tie and punch a time clock like everyone else?
 
2013-03-12 12:45:41 PM
Am I the only person that can't stand Gerard Butler and thinks he ruins every movie he's in?

/oh well
 
2013-03-12 01:02:51 PM
So the real housewife isn't married?
 
2013-03-12 01:12:14 PM
Ladies, I am disappoint....


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2013-03-12 01:20:32 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: So the real housewife isn't married?


I only know this because I read TFA: she is divorced.  I'm guessing her contribution to the show is her squeezing her ex-husband for money and misery using the "good of her children" as an excuse.

NOTE: this is not an indictment of women in general at all, just the tiny subset of reality-show skanks.
 
2013-03-12 01:25:46 PM

GalFriday: SuperChuck: GalFriday: I would sleep with him  He doesn't need to learn my name.  I won't tell anyone.

Bullshiat. Like any woman would sleep with Leonidas and not tell all her friends.

That is true.  I would tell my friends that I slept with Leonidas.  I should have been more specific, I wouldn't tell the media.


I find this more believable. I wish you luck on your quest
 
2013-03-12 01:40:09 PM

GalFriday: I would sleep with him  He doesn't need to learn my name.  I won't tell anyone.


Could he just call you HisGalFriday?

*ducks, runs...runs back*

Say, could you send Jessica Alba back this way if you happen across her out there?  It'd be appreciated.
 
2013-03-12 01:51:07 PM

LucklessWonder: "If it's not Scottish it's CRAP."


Shouldn't that be Scotland is crap, or more specifically shiate? You know, because of that whole invasion by wankers thing.

Wrong actor?
 
2013-03-12 02:03:19 PM
So he bangs random skanks at parties? Good to know
 
2013-03-12 02:06:56 PM

McGrits: LucklessWonder: "If it's not Scottish it's CRAP."

Shouldn't that be Scotland is crap, or more specifically shiate? You know, because of that whole invasion by wankers thing.

Wrong actor?


"It's shiate being Scottish!"  English = wankers, Scottish = colonized by wankers, you weren't far off.  But yeah, that's Ewan MacGregor (sp?).

/for all the good they've done me I might as well have shoved them up my ass.
 
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