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2013-03-12 08:18:28 AM
Yeah, don't do that shiat on a court, someone has to clean that sticky mess up.
 
2013-03-12 08:25:01 AM
that's why you use maple syrup
 
2013-03-12 08:54:52 AM
I remember when the Celtics pulled that.  Delayed the game while the poor ball boys picked up that mess.

/fark Garnett
 
2013-03-12 08:57:24 AM
Unfortunately for Richard Thurin, that incompatibility didn't register with any of the women on his North Platte Community College basketball team over the weekend.

I think I see the problem here. Buncha wacky dames.
 
2013-03-12 09:05:27 AM

akuma976: I remember when the Celtics pulled that.  Delayed the game while the poor ball boys picked up that mess.

/fark Garnett


Wouldn't it have happened after the game?
 
2013-03-12 09:12:33 AM
Doesn't work well in hockey, either.
 
2013-03-12 09:20:57 AM

Dr_luckyz: akuma976: I remember when the Celtics pulled that.  Delayed the game while the poor ball boys picked up that mess.

/fark Garnett

Wouldn't it have happened after the game?


Teams seem to do it when there is still time left on the clock, but, your win is basically guaranteed (:12 left in basketball and a 12 pt lead.... lead & possession and other team no TO in football ,  etc).
 
2013-03-12 09:23:09 AM

IAmRight: Doesn't work well in hockey, either.


Why?
 
2013-03-12 09:25:51 AM
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2013-03-12 09:28:14 AM
It's a good thing that man who watched the coach slip and fall ran down the bleachers to slip and fall as well.

fatalvenom: IAmRight: Doesn't work well in hockey, either.

Why?


Zamboni drivers frown upon it
 
2013-03-12 09:33:17 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It's a good thing that man who watched the coach slip and fall ran down the bleachers to slip and fall as well.

fatalvenom: IAmRight: Doesn't work well in hockey, either.

Why?

Zamboni drivers frown upon it


Wouldn't the Zamboni just shave the ice anyhow?
 
2013-03-12 09:45:18 AM

fatalvenom: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It's a good thing that man who watched the coach slip and fall ran down the bleachers to slip and fall as well.

fatalvenom: IAmRight: Doesn't work well in hockey, either.

Why?

Zamboni drivers frown upon it

Wouldn't the Zamboni just shave the ice anyhow?


And as a bonus, they could sell it at the concession stands....

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2013-03-12 09:57:14 AM

fatalvenom: Wouldn't the Zamboni just shave the ice anyhow?


Probably gotta go over it a few extra times; by the end of the game the cuts are somewhat deep and the color would get down in there.
 
2013-03-12 10:10:00 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: that's why you use maple syrup


Reminds me of my childhood where we once watched the sprint cars race indoors at the Milwaukee Arena.  They dumped gallons and gallons of soda syrup on the floor so these things could race.

Between that and the carbon monoxide poisoning, it's a miracle I survived my childhood.
 
2013-03-12 10:18:38 AM

IAmRight: fatalvenom: Wouldn't the Zamboni just shave the ice anyhow?

Probably gotta go over it a few extra times; by the end of the game the cuts are somewhat deep and the color would get down in there.


Makes sense.
 
2013-03-12 10:21:57 AM

fatalvenom: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: It's a good thing that man who watched the coach slip and fall ran down the bleachers to slip and fall as well. fatalvenom: IAmRight: Doesn't work well in hockey, either. Why? Zamboni drivers frown upon it Wouldn't the Zamboni just shave the ice anyhow?

Shaving the ice
 
2013-03-12 10:33:15 AM
It's annoying and pointless in football, too. I wonder how much Gatorade pays to keep it going.
 
2013-03-12 10:42:12 AM

basemetal: Yeah, don't do that shiat on a court, someone has to clean that sticky mess up.


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"We're the ones that gotta clean that up, Michael!"
 
2013-03-12 10:42:58 AM

Robert1966: It's annoying and pointless in football, too. I wonder how much Gatorade pays to keep it going.


The beauty of having a tradition is that you don't have to pay to have it happen. Hell, half the time it's Powerade being used...but it still gets referred to as a Gatorade bath.
 
2013-03-12 11:55:11 AM

IAmRight: Robert1966: It's annoying and pointless in football, too. I wonder how much Gatorade pays to keep it going.

The beauty of having a tradition is that you don't have to pay to have it happen. Hell, half the time it's Powerade being used...but it still gets referred to as a Gatorade bath.


They should do it with hot coffee for losing coaches.
 
2013-03-12 12:03:28 PM

LucklessWonder: They should do it with hot coffee for losing coaches.


While I like that idea, I feel like that's too mean.

They could go old-school Nickelodeon and slime them, though!
 
2013-03-12 12:08:37 PM

IAmRight: LucklessWonder: They should do it with hot coffee for losing coaches.

While I like that idea, I feel like that's too mean.

They could go old-school Nickelodeon and slime them, though!


It might be too mean (though my first thought was battery acid), but just imagine a Harbaugh brother humiliated, with steaming brown droplets leaking from his NFL-logoed apparel. Or Coach K?

Doesn't it feel right now?
 
2013-03-12 12:13:21 PM

LucklessWonder: It might be too mean (though my first thought was battery acid), but just imagine a Harbaugh brother humiliated, with steaming brown droplets leaking from his NFL-logoed apparel. Or Coach K?

Doesn't it feel right now?


Yeah, the key is that it depends on who the coach is.

How about slime with glitter in it? It would, um, remind them that every cloud has a silver lining. Yeah.
 
2013-03-12 12:15:11 PM

LucklessWonder: IAmRight: LucklessWonder: They should do it with hot coffee for losing coaches.

While I like that idea, I feel like that's too mean.

They could go old-school Nickelodeon and slime them, though!

It might be too mean (though my first thought was battery acid), but just imagine a Harbaugh brother humiliated, with steaming brown droplets leaking from his NFL-logoed apparel. Or Coach K?

Doesn't it feel right now?


Man that is pretty harsh.  Although...if someone did that to Jim Zorn I probably wouldn't have complained.

/Worst. Coach. Ever.
 
2013-03-12 12:19:39 PM

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: LucklessWonder: IAmRight: LucklessWonder: They should do it with hot coffee for losing coaches.

While I like that idea, I feel like that's too mean.

They could go old-school Nickelodeon and slime them, though!

It might be too mean (though my first thought was battery acid), but just imagine a Harbaugh brother humiliated, with steaming brown droplets leaking from his NFL-logoed apparel. Or Coach K?

Doesn't it feel right now?

Man that is pretty harsh.  Although...if someone did that to Jim Zorn I probably wouldn't have complained.

/Worst. Coach. Ever.


Same here. That fake he ran will live in Redskins infamy almost as long as Fat Albert or Prime Time's contracts
 
2013-03-12 12:23:09 PM

LucklessWonder: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: LucklessWonder: IAmRight: LucklessWonder: They should do it with hot coffee for losing coaches.

While I like that idea, I feel like that's too mean.

They could go old-school Nickelodeon and slime them, though!

It might be too mean (though my first thought was battery acid), but just imagine a Harbaugh brother humiliated, with steaming brown droplets leaking from his NFL-logoed apparel. Or Coach K?

Doesn't it feel right now?

Man that is pretty harsh.  Although...if someone did that to Jim Zorn I probably wouldn't have complained.

/Worst. Coach. Ever.

Same here. That fake he ran will live in Redskins infamy almost as long as Fat Albert or Prime Time's contracts


Ahhh yes, the swinging swinging gate gate.  He must have really liked it.
 
2013-03-12 01:04:25 PM
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2013-03-12 01:09:50 PM

IAmRight: LucklessWonder: It might be too mean (though my first thought was battery acid), but just imagine a Harbaugh brother humiliated, with steaming brown droplets leaking from his NFL-logoed apparel. Or Coach K?

Doesn't it feel right now?

Yeah, the key is that it depends on who the coach is.

How about slime with glitter in it? It would, um, remind them that every cloud has a silver lining. Yeah.


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2013-03-12 02:34:49 PM
Sure make fun, but you missed how good their fundamentals were during the game.
 
2013-03-12 03:04:09 PM
There's a joke here about their inability to dunk, but I'm too lazy to find it.
 
2013-03-12 06:27:24 PM
They should have known this was a bad idea as soon as they realized that they couldn't lift it over their heads even with two "athletes" doing the lifting.
 
2013-03-12 08:50:56 PM

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: LucklessWonder: IAmRight: LucklessWonder: They should do it with hot coffee for losing coaches.

While I like that idea, I feel like that's too mean.

They could go old-school Nickelodeon and slime them, though!

It might be too mean (though my first thought was battery acid), but just imagine a Harbaugh brother humiliated, with steaming brown droplets leaking from his NFL-logoed apparel. Or Coach K?

Doesn't it feel right now?

Man that is pretty harsh.  Although...if someone did that to Jim Zorn I probably wouldn't have complained.

/Worst. Coach. Ever.


Zorn's total record was 10-12 with a team that was terrible and an even worse franchise. It's embarrassing when 'Skins fans have no perspective, and it's unfortunate that it happens so damn often.
 
2013-03-12 09:14:47 PM

the biggest redneck here: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: LucklessWonder: IAmRight: LucklessWonder: They should do it with hot coffee for losing coaches.

While I like that idea, I feel like that's too mean.

They could go old-school Nickelodeon and slime them, though!

It might be too mean (though my first thought was battery acid), but just imagine a Harbaugh brother humiliated, with steaming brown droplets leaking from his NFL-logoed apparel. Or Coach K?

Doesn't it feel right now?

Man that is pretty harsh.  Although...if someone did that to Jim Zorn I probably wouldn't have complained.

/Worst. Coach. Ever.

Zorn's total record was 10-12 with a team that was terrible and an even worse franchise. It's embarrassing when 'Skins fans have no perspective, and it's unfortunate that it happens so damn often.


Not saying the team wasn't crap, but you don't replace a HoF coach like Gibbs with someone who had never even been a DC/OC before.
 
2013-03-13 05:59:00 AM
Zorn inherited a decent team which slowly got worse, lost ALL of their depth, and ended up having one of the oldest starting rosters in the league.  It doesn't take an expert to realize the faults in that plan.  I give him crap for the swinging gate because it sort of sums up how inept he was.  Trying to run a pop Warner level play in the NFL is bad, doing it again after the other team calls a time out is so much worse.

His play calling was so bad they brought in a guy that had been calling bingo numbers the week before.

The team was completely in shambles after his tenure, and if you don't remember how bad their depth problem was, I question how much attention you were paying.  It is the only reason I am happy with Shanny so far, he has patched up a complete wreck, and it took a couple years, but they resemble an actual NFL team again.
 
2013-03-13 06:00:48 AM
Oh, for the record I realize Cerrato had a lot to do with the depth issues too, and he also hired Zorn, so I am willing to split the blame with him, but they were both terrible.
 
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