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(107.5 The River)   Taylor Swift unopened fanmail found in dumpster   (1075theriver.com ) divider line
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2013-03-12 08:01:00 AM  
Exactly how many think celebs, when they reach this level, see, let alone read, their fan mail. Lower management, like interns, get to sift it for anything remotely urgent, but even they are going to be swamped and won't be able to cope with it all. This is no shock. Why not go dumpster diving outside all these record/management companies and see what you can find. A ton of it I bet at those that can be arsed to shred them.
 
2013-03-12 08:18:43 AM  
This is Taylor Swift's Benghazi.
 
2013-03-12 08:22:52 AM  
T-Swift Found In Dumpster.
T-Swift Fan Found In Dumpster.
Unopened T-Swift Found In Dumpster.
Unopened T-Swift Fan Mail Found In Dumpster.
 
2013-03-12 08:23:02 AM  

colinspooky: Exactly how many think celebs, when they reach this level, see, let alone read, their fan mail. Lower management, like interns, get to sift it for anything remotely urgent, but even they are going to be swamped and won't be able to cope with it all. This is no shock. Why not go dumpster diving outside all these record/management companies and see what you can find. A ton of it I bet at those that can be arsed to shred them.


Because Taylor Swift has apparently become Fark's newest 2 Minute Hate focus for whatever reason so things like common sense and reality don't matter, it's all about bashing her at every possible opportunity.

/ I know virtually nothing about Taylor Swift aside from the fact that she appears to really need a sammich
// look at that biatch eating a sandwich like she owns the place
 
2013-03-12 08:23:51 AM  
"She, is never ever ever, gonna read your letter."
 
2013-03-12 08:25:59 AM  
I'd be more concerned about the wacko lady going through dumpsters and picking up other peoples mail.
 
2013-03-12 08:26:16 AM  
They probably use a chemical detector to determine prior to opening which of her fan letters is going to be sticky, and send those straight to the trash.
 
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2013-03-12 08:29:24 AM  
the lack of song title replies in this thread is disturbing refreshing.
 
2013-03-12 08:31:28 AM  
You mean she's never seen ONE of the many pictures of my dong that I sent?!?
 
2013-03-12 08:38:22 AM  
Are you saying that I am wasting my time cutting up this newspaper and gluing the letters together?
 
2013-03-12 08:43:23 AM  

movieman_1979: "She, is never ever ever, gonna read your letter."


This shoulda been the headline.
 
2013-03-12 08:44:44 AM  
Santa gets all his letters though right? RIGHT?
 
2013-03-12 08:47:57 AM  
Both letters?
 
2013-03-12 08:49:41 AM  

namatad: T-Swift Found In Dumpster.
T-Swift Fan Found In Dumpster.
Unopened T-Swift Found In Dumpster.
Unopened T-Swift Fan Mail Found In Dumpster.


Never put salt in your eyes.
 
2013-03-12 08:54:30 AM  

CarnySaur: This is Taylor Swift's Benghazi.


i259.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 09:04:43 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: movieman_1979: "She, is never ever ever, gonna read your letter."

This shoulda been the headline.


Im ok with this
 
2013-03-12 09:11:17 AM  

movieman_1979: "She, is never ever ever, gonna read your letter."


/thread
 
2013-03-12 09:13:48 AM  
Swifty McDooshbag!
 
2013-03-12 09:17:10 AM  

skozlaw: Because Taylor Swift has apparently become Fark's newest 2 Minute Hate focus for whatever reason so things like common sense and reality don't matter, it's all about bashing her at every possible opportunity.


Pretty sure she's been mocked for a while now.  She thinks she's country when she hasn't even pretended to be since her first album, she gets in these little two week romances and then breaks up and writes albums about them, and half her songs sound like she's in high school at most (well, other than 22, but I think that's because she's trying to get some of the ones that are aging out of her world).  And if you've ever seen her interview she is, in fact, that immature. Oh, and she's farking ubiquitous on Muzak.  You can't go a day in a store without hearing at least one song by her.

Did I miss anything?
 
2013-03-12 09:21:42 AM  

FriarReb98: Did I miss anything?


Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face traits
 
2013-03-12 09:28:25 AM  

FriarReb98: Did I miss anything?


i5.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-12 09:32:22 AM  

FriarReb98: skozlaw: Because Taylor Swift has apparently become Fark's newest 2 Minute Hate focus for whatever reason so things like common sense and reality don't matter, it's all about bashing her at every possible opportunity.

Pretty sure she's been mocked for a while now.  She thinks she's country when she hasn't even pretended to be since her first album, she gets in these little two week romances and then breaks up and writes albums about them, and half her songs sound like she's in high school at most (well, other than 22, but I think that's because she's trying to get some of the ones that are aging out of her world).  And if you've ever seen her interview she is, in fact, that immature. Oh, and she's farking ubiquitous on Muzak.  You can't go a day in a store without hearing at least one song by her.

Did I miss anything?


She couldn't take a joke.

Even more importantly, she couldn't take a joke from the darlings of Fark (Tina Fey and Amy Poheler).

THAT is why she is the hate dejour in these parts.
 
2013-03-12 09:33:21 AM  
I can't see blaming T. Swizzle herself for this.  I mean, she's Miss Mary Sunshine of the Rainbows and Unicorns tribe.
 
2013-03-12 09:36:50 AM  
I was wondering why she didn't respond to my letter asking her if Kanye tasted like chicken.
 
2013-03-12 09:41:13 AM  
To which authority does one report such a thing?
Oh. Teh internet. I see.
 
2013-03-12 09:42:40 AM  
Your radio station sucks,  subby.
 
2013-03-12 09:43:23 AM  

This is an interesting article from the Wall Street Journal about a company whose main job is read and respond to celebrities' fan mail.


Where Fan Mail Goes to Get Answered


http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124035411334640771.html
 
2013-03-12 09:44:24 AM  
Man, she is playing hard to get.
 
2013-03-12 09:45:47 AM  
People still write fan letters? I thought all that ass kissery was now handled through social media.

/ Sent a fan letter to Tom Wopat back in the day.
 
2013-03-12 09:52:42 AM  
Who sends fan mail through the post anymore?  This wouldn't be a problem if she had an email account.

Auto-respond with a hearty "thank you" and then auto delete and no one's the wiser.
 
2013-03-12 10:11:27 AM  

titwrench: Sent a fan letter to Tom Wopat back in the day.


I think this is the greatest thing I've ever read on Fark.
 
2013-03-12 10:12:07 AM  

FriarReb98: Did I miss anything?


Well, the difference between mockery and directionless rage comes to mind.

I get the mocking. I don't get dumb things like this.

"OMG a celebrity didn't read every one of the thousands of pieces of mail she got last week! RRRRAARRRGH!"

That just doesn't seem mockable to me. It seems like expected behavior.
 
2013-03-12 10:16:24 AM  
"Annnd that's your kooky celebrity news for the day!  Coming up next, the birthdays!"

/wacky morning DJs
 
2013-03-12 10:20:20 AM  
Do people think these stars actually read the letters they send? Some assistant is paid to quickly look through them, pick out any that may be of a threatening nature for future reference, and throw the rest out.
 
2013-03-12 10:22:51 AM  
A) Wow, what a shiatty link we're using for evidence. A single sentence, unsourced, and a morning zoo's reaction to it.

B) If it were true, Taylor is going to find whoever's responsible for it and that person is going to get fired so farking fast. She's said up and down, her whole career, that her fans are her #1 priority. There is no possible way that she herself would have chucked the letters, if in fact there were chucked letters, and no possible way she would continue to employ someone she caught doing so.
 
2013-03-12 10:28:56 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Even more importantly, she couldn't take a joke from the darlings of Fark (Tina Fey and Amy Poheler).


Tina would prefer the matter drop.
 
2013-03-12 10:31:00 AM  

titwrench: People still write fan letters? I thought all that ass kissery was now handled through social media.

/ Sent a fan letter to Tom Wopat back in the day.


Of course people still write fan letters.

They're mostly convicts mind you
 
2013-03-12 10:32:49 AM  

FriarReb98: she gets in these little two week romances


Honestly, it's this way some people have of slut-shaming a 22 year old virgin who casually dates a few guys one at a time that really weirds me out.
 
2013-03-12 10:36:34 AM  

Gosling: Jim from Saint Paul: Even more importantly, she couldn't take a joke from the darlings of Fark (Tina Fey and Amy Poheler).

Tina would prefer the matter drop.


Ok. So really:

Am I that blouse/shirt/whatever is just BEGGING to be touched.

And not just because boobs.
 
2013-03-12 10:41:10 AM  
Taylor Swift dumpster of whaat?
 
2013-03-12 10:50:16 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Do people think these stars actually read the letters they send? Some assistant is paid to quickly look through them, pick out any that may be of a threatening nature for future reference, and throw the rest out.


Why don't they ever say that?

Hey fans. I'm glas you all love us but please don't ever bother trying to contact us. I'm mean really, do you us expect to read? Don't do it. Give us money, Thank you.
 
2013-03-12 10:52:10 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Gosling: Jim from Saint Paul: Even more importantly, she couldn't take a joke from the darlings of Fark (Tina Fey and Amy Poheler).

Tina would prefer the matter drop.

Ok. So really:

Am I that blouse/shirt/whatever is just BEGGING to be touched.

And not just because boobs.


Wow. Picture fail.

Grammar fail.

Fail McFailerson.
 
2013-03-12 10:59:34 AM  

Sybarite: You mean she's never seen ONE of the many pictures of my dong that I sent?!?


Guessing it wasn't sent bulk mail.
 
2013-03-12 11:00:48 AM  
Dear Taylor,

I think I love you and would totes treat you better than those other boyfriends like John Mayer, whose music sucks. If you would let me, I would go out with you and when I dumped you, you could totes make another song about me. Maybe call it, "totes broken up by boy who I met via fanmail." I'll keep this short but I'd just like you to know I'm straight and definitely not crazy.

Forever,

Psycho Guy
 
2013-03-12 11:03:09 AM  
All she's ever gonna be is mean.
 
2013-03-12 11:21:13 AM  
Fan "mail"?  Is that in Facebook, Tweeter, Email, or YouTube format?
 
2013-03-12 11:32:02 AM  
So?
 
2013-03-12 11:45:33 AM  

movieman_1979: "She, is never ever ever, gonna read your letter."


That comment wins the thread.
 
2013-03-12 12:13:29 PM  
www.toptenz.net

She'll get to them eventually.
 
2013-03-12 12:13:42 PM  
The way things are going, in five years everyone's gonna have touchscreen keyboards and auto-correct and none of these posts will make any damn sense.
 
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