It was 3D printed, I guess. It was just a matter of time until natural geological processes got renamed to "3D printing".

It belongs in a museum!

Someone kidnapped a stripper?

Quantum Apostrophe: It was 3D printed, I guess. It was just a matter of time until natural geological processes got renamed to "3D printing".

Well it is. But the baud rate is really, really slow.

...  It was next to an unattended fruit and vegetable stand where customers leave money to pay for items.

Didn't anyone notice the $5 bucks on the counter?

It's easy to become a 300 pounder if you eat at Crystal's.

Final Fantasy villains seen cackling maniacally. Four random citizens chosen to be new Warriors of Light.

Time machine reference: Check.
Video game reference: Check.

Isn't there an 'end the world/raise elder gods' thing also?

Wanted for questioning...

jayessell: Time machine reference: Check.
Video game reference: Check.

Isn't there an 'end the world/raise elder gods' thing also?

Some of the Great Old Ones are crystalline. One has mineral tentacles. Another is a giant pillar residing on a lightless planet. You've got options.

Some meth heads are going to be disappointed when they try smoking it.

I've never stolen anything in my life but I would be tempted to steal that as well. That's pretty damn cool.

Trigonal 6-2-1 symmetry FTW, biatches.

metalunna: It belongs in a museum!

No, it doesn't.

Came in looking for Peter Sellers.
Leaving disappoint...

Santa Cruz? Some hippie is going to try to channel positive energy into a harmonic vibration, man.

That's a pretty cool rock, but the headline lead me to believe it was a 300 pound single crystal, which would have been cooler. I found a picture --

...which I suppose isn't strictly speaking a single crystal, either, with those cracks.

Now I'm curious whether that thing grew that way or whether it's been carved into that shape. Looks pretty, regardless.

argh. unfetchable URL, couldn't hotlink.

link to photo

GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL.

Link to page


/clicking 'preview', and ...
//ok that works

Neo-queen serenity is neo-outraged

phaseolus: That's a pretty cool rock, but the headline lead me to believe it was a 300 pound single crystal, which would have been cooler. I found a picture --

...which I suppose isn't strictly speaking a single crystal, either, with those cracks.

Now I'm curious whether that thing grew that way or whether it's been carved into that shape. Looks pretty, regardless.

It grew that way. It's a nice specimen, and might fetch a couple or three bills at auction. It is by no means rare or exceptional,

phaseolus: GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL.

Link to page


/clicking 'preview', and ...
//ok that works

And a naughty army of carved stone penises, some in anatomically impossible sizes. - probably one of the greatest sentences to grace the interwebs.

modrons?

Already recovered, unharmed
http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/localnews/ci_22771642/300-pound-cry st al-found-unharmed

fffffuuuuuu


weiserfireman: Already recovered, unharmed
http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/localnews/ci_22771642/300-pound-cry st al-found-unharmed

weiserfireman: Already recovered, unharmed
http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/localnews/ci_22771642/300-pound-cry st al-found-unharmed

Ha! Deserves a followup tag. There was no heist at all. He just didn't have their phone number, and leaving notes is probably against his religion or something.
So is solved the case of the idiot's missing crystal.

/subby

Hector Remarkable: weiserfireman: Already recovered, unharmed
http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/localnews/ci_22771642/300-pound-cry st al-found-unharmed

Ha! Deserves a followup tag. There was no heist at all. He just didn't have their phone number, and leaving notes is probably against his religion or something.
So is solved the case of the idiot's missing crystal.

/subby

FTFFA:
It originally grew indoors and needed some care, Fiorovich said.

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phaseolus: That's a pretty cool rock.

It's a mineral, Honey.

Was this a Lupin III episode?

Bummer, ma!


/go slugs!