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(KPHO Phoenix)   So, uh...Joseph was all 'bootstrappy' and the Hollywood pro-gay liberals wanted Alaska's money for Obamacare because the anti-Christian Nazarenes were all, "ok", so, that's why Mary, who cherished the 2nd Amendment, didn't abort Jesus *wink*   (kpho.com) divider line 31
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2013-03-12 08:09:49 AM
5 votes:

doyner: Geeze, I thought the coloring book market was already flooded.


it will be written like a Choose Your Own Adventure, except all endings end with the rapture
2013-03-12 08:06:13 AM
4 votes:
i560.photobucket.com
2013-03-12 08:54:52 AM
3 votes:

WinoRhino: responds with a terse, "You mean  Merry Christmas."


I always say, Oh, really? I thought you were Jewish. I mean you LOOK Jewish. Aren't you a Jew?
C'mon. you can tell me. You're a Jew, right?
I mean, people must tell you that all of the time.
Right?
2013-03-12 08:21:12 AM
3 votes:
HOW CAN WE MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
2013-03-12 08:15:35 AM
3 votes:
Dear Dummy:
So Christmas is marginalized? It's too commercial, but ALSO doesn't get enough attention? Based on the title of your little book there, you must be one of those morons who, upon being wished a chipper "happy holidays!" from a store clerk, responds with a terse, "You mean  Merry Christmas." But no. I don't mean Merry Christmas. Because I don't know what religion you are. And there are other religions celebrating high holidays this time of year. Perhaps you think it might be a good idea if we all wore symbols on our clothes, maybe patches of different colors, that would identify our religion so that we can clearly see that someone is different. You know who else did that? Someone who was far worse than you but still managed to win a national election.
Signed,
Everyone
2013-03-12 07:34:34 AM
3 votes:
Geeze, I thought the coloring book market was already flooded.
2013-03-12 08:54:50 AM
2 votes:
So, who's writing the book and will she color the pictures herself or have them ghost-colored? I hear Dan Quayle needs a bit of work.
2013-03-12 02:05:45 PM
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey

So when was your last stint as a mayor? Or governor? But yea, she sure is dumb... amirite?


You know, I'm sure she's intelligent to some degree, but that doesn't help when you've been cursed by a fairy you not only didn't share your bread with but stole land from to, every time you open your mouth, hear utter gibberish spout out. I mean, it wasn't even snakes and frogs, she could've made money out of that.
2013-03-12 11:34:46 AM
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life.


Her only accomplishment is to be a worldwide laughingstock. I'd rather remain an anonymous nobody than that. History will not treat the teabaggers well.
2013-03-12 10:32:13 AM
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey


She's not going to sleep with you.
2013-03-12 10:25:59 AM
1 votes:
I still get a kick out of how conservatives think "What do you read?" is a deceptive "gotcha" question.
2013-03-12 10:05:43 AM
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch


Hey Joe Blow me, wait, sorry....Hey Joeblowme,
You've been at the Kool-Aid again haven't you?
www.the-peoples-forum.com
2013-03-12 10:03:07 AM
1 votes:
Sarah Palin is writing a book?  I didn't know that she could even read one.

Maybe Joseph will take Mary to Bethlehem on the back of a dinosaur.....or something.
2013-03-12 09:59:37 AM
1 votes:
HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and "homogenization" of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.

I can only assume the book will be free then.
2013-03-12 09:59:18 AM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: [i560.photobucket.com image 512x512]


i560.photobucket.com

Whoah dude! My uncle used one of those. Said it was the best acid he ever had.
2013-03-12 09:58:05 AM
1 votes:
There is a War on Christmas, and it's the rightards who are waging it.
2013-03-12 09:49:38 AM
1 votes:

Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.


She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch
2013-03-12 09:33:08 AM
1 votes:
This war on Christmas is mostly in Conservatives' heads. I know they have an addiction to war to feed. I can only imagine they have to fan the flames on their own made up wars now that Obama is in office and they have to officially disagree with any war we're in until a Republican takes office.
2013-03-12 09:29:40 AM
1 votes:
"This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book,...."

Um, no, no it won't be.
2013-03-12 09:28:45 AM
1 votes:
The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing
2013-03-12 09:03:21 AM
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.


She has a ghost writer for twitter. I am not kidding.
2013-03-12 08:55:00 AM
1 votes:
Sarah Palin: making Alaska look bad since 2008.
2013-03-12 08:42:05 AM
1 votes:

MadMonk: Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.

Ann Coulter?


He's busy
2013-03-12 08:38:32 AM
1 votes:
"Oh that! Yes that IS a reindeer! I bagged him last year on a killing spree....er....expedition.  It was him or me. Nice trophy huh? Too bad about that funky nose huh?  Strangely around December it turns into a soothing red nightlight.".
2013-03-12 08:37:38 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, whatever.
2013-03-12 08:29:11 AM
1 votes:
It's a Christmas book.
About how Christians should be more Christian on Christmas.
By somebody famous.

Cha-ching.
2013-03-12 08:24:15 AM
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.


Ann Coulter?
2013-03-12 08:20:55 AM
1 votes:
jeezus, can a brutha get a flow chart?
2013-03-12 08:19:18 AM
1 votes:
This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book

Somehow, I really, really, REALLY doubt that.
2013-03-12 08:04:17 AM
1 votes:
did she run out of money already?

im so glad this woman is basically out of the news now. man. 4 year embarassment.

how can alaskans stand the shame?
2013-03-12 07:26:54 AM
1 votes:
I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.
 
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