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(KPHO Phoenix)   So, uh...Joseph was all 'bootstrappy' and the Hollywood pro-gay liberals wanted Alaska's money for Obamacare because the anti-Christian Nazarenes were all, "ok", so, that's why Mary, who cherished the 2nd Amendment, didn't abort Jesus *wink*   (kpho.com) divider line 28
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2013-03-12 10:15:27 AM  
5 votes:

Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch


What has she accomplished exactly?

As mayor of a small, backwater white-trash town in rural Alaska, she stole a mans land and borrowed several tens of millions of dollars on the city's credit to build a near professional class hockey arena on that land, hiring one of her husbands friends to do the construction. The city is on the hook for all that money, and has no chance of ever paying it back.

As Governor of the State, she hired her best high school friend as a professional staffer to do her job whilst she jet-setted around the State and the country on the taxpayers dime, charged the State for rent on her own house while she held the office and for the cost of the commute to the State capitol, to do the job that she had absolutely no psychological or academic qualifications for. Then she quit the job halfway through her first term when it became obvious she was expected to perform actual work within the function of her position as Governor.

As a candidate for Vice-President, she illustrated to the whole world, her inability to comprehend simple questions, provide any background knowledge whatsoever of the purpose of the office she was running for or even the basic functions and interactions of the various branches of Government. She had zero knowledge whatsoever of the Constitution, or of the basic purpose of the Rule of Law.

She knows no history, nor does she care to, nor has she ever demonstrated an ability to comprehend any source material beyond the third grade level.

She was a joke candidate, and remember, she was still considered a better candidate than Mitt Romney, who had paid zero taxes on a nearly $30 million annual income for over 11 years by hooking up with his religion's tax exemptions and hiding it in secret offshore bank accounts. Money that he had made by helping the Columbian cocaine cartels launder through the New York Stock Exchange and the NASDAQ index.
2013-03-12 08:15:35 AM  
5 votes:
Dear Dummy:
So Christmas is marginalized? It's too commercial, but ALSO doesn't get enough attention? Based on the title of your little book there, you must be one of those morons who, upon being wished a chipper "happy holidays!" from a store clerk, responds with a terse, "You mean  Merry Christmas." But no. I don't mean Merry Christmas. Because I don't know what religion you are. And there are other religions celebrating high holidays this time of year. Perhaps you think it might be a good idea if we all wore symbols on our clothes, maybe patches of different colors, that would identify our religion so that we can clearly see that someone is different. You know who else did that? Someone who was far worse than you but still managed to win a national election.
Signed,
Everyone
2013-03-12 09:36:03 AM  
4 votes:

Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing


It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.
2013-03-12 08:21:12 AM  
3 votes:
HOW CAN WE MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
2013-03-12 01:08:41 PM  
2 votes:

MmmmBacon: FTFA: The former Republican vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor has a deal with HarperCollins for "A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas," scheduled for November. HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and "homogenization" of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.

Great! I guess this means she will be discussing all of the religious holidays that occur during the end of December, then? Because Christmas is actually outnumbered by other, much older holidays, that deserve just as much reverence... if you believe in such things, anyway.


You know, if she were THAT worried, she could always go like the Orthodox and celebrate Easter as the really important Christian holiday.  (Being born?  Happens shiatloads every day.  That whole "coming back from a fatal tree-nailing" bit?  Just a bit more unusual. :D)

Or she could become a Hispanic Catholic and introduce kids to the joys of Epiphany aka Tres Reyes Day.  (In most Hispanic countries, Christmas still very much is a religious holiday--the actual pressies tend to be given out on January 6, by either the Three Magi (which frankly makes a bit more sense) or in some countries the Christ Child (WTF?).

But no, seeing as she's a friggin' NARasite, about the only use she'd have for Catholicism or Orthodoxy would be to set up cell-churches disguised as "lay ministries" to eventually convert them into essentially neopentecostals in Catholic drag.  Like they're trying very very hard to do in Guatemala and Brazil and Singapore...

(Ironically, you'd think that NARasites of all dominionist nutters (and Assemblies-linked NARasites like Palin in particular) would actually be aware of other gifting holidays during the month of December--seeing as the Assemblies probably has the heaviest push of any group towards founding "Messianic Jewish" congregations (which pretty much are actually more like "NARasites that keep Kosher and have services in Hebrew and get all manner of adoration-bordering-on-overt-idolatry by the parent church")--enough that a fair number of NARasites are familiar in passing with Hanukkah due to the "Messianics" and "Hebrew Christians" (aka NARasites of non-Jewish descent also keeping kosher and learning Hebrew for services and hosting mockeries of the High Holidays) observing both Hanukkah AND Christmas.)
2013-03-12 11:56:02 AM  
2 votes:

FuturePastNow: Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.

Her other book was ghostwritten, why wouldn't this one be, too?


It still turned out to be hilariously stupid.

Her ghostwriter mangled a quote from Chief John Wooden Legs fighting against U.S. expansion into Indian territory, and turned it into a quote about how much UCLA basketball coach John Wooden loves America.
2013-03-12 10:21:29 AM  
2 votes:

Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch


Can't tell if trolling. But leave the "You're just jealous!" defense to 10 year old bratty little sisters, it's embarrassing to see a grown man using it.
2013-03-12 09:59:37 AM  
2 votes:
HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and "homogenization" of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.

I can only assume the book will be free then.
2013-03-12 09:58:05 AM  
2 votes:
There is a War on Christmas, and it's the rightards who are waging it.
2013-03-12 08:54:52 AM  
2 votes:

WinoRhino: responds with a terse, "You mean  Merry Christmas."


I always say, Oh, really? I thought you were Jewish. I mean you LOOK Jewish. Aren't you a Jew?
C'mon. you can tell me. You're a Jew, right?
I mean, people must tell you that all of the time.
Right?
2013-03-12 08:29:11 AM  
2 votes:
It's a Christmas book.
About how Christians should be more Christian on Christmas.
By somebody famous.

Cha-ching.
2013-03-12 08:06:13 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-12 02:05:45 PM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey

So when was your last stint as a mayor? Or governor? But yea, she sure is dumb... amirite?


You know, I'm sure she's intelligent to some degree, but that doesn't help when you've been cursed by a fairy you not only didn't share your bread with but stole land from to, every time you open your mouth, hear utter gibberish spout out. I mean, it wasn't even snakes and frogs, she could've made money out of that.
2013-03-12 01:25:04 PM  
1 votes:

grokca: It will probably end just as Mary and Joseph get to Bethlehem.


Well yeah, they were homeless Jews riding a donkey looking for a handout.
2013-03-12 12:04:22 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, hell, did someone let Caribou Barbie talk for more than a couple of sentences? Letting her ramble on like that it's like...well...shooting wolves from a helicopter.

/OK, that doesn't sound all that easy now that I say it
//but hey, a snark is a snark, right?
2013-03-12 11:41:21 AM  
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Joe Blowme: She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life.

Her only accomplishment is to be a worldwide laughingstock. I'd rather remain an anonymous nobody than that. History will not treat the teabaggers well.


Yep. Ideally you should want respect as much or more than wealth. People say you're jealous of Michael Bay because he's unimaginably rich, but wouldn't you rather be a Coen brother? Not as wealthy, but they live very comfortably and their name is synonymous with quality.
2013-03-12 11:34:46 AM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life.


Her only accomplishment is to be a worldwide laughingstock. I'd rather remain an anonymous nobody than that. History will not treat the teabaggers well.
2013-03-12 11:08:30 AM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: stonicus: Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: What has she accomplished exactly?

1000 x more than you ever will, hence your insane jealousy. Its ok, maybe mommy will make you some coco with tiny marshmallows and let you stay up past your bedtime tonight.

You're really bad at this...

That depends on what your definition of "this" is


No matter what the definition turns out to be, you're bad at it...
2013-03-12 11:06:50 AM  
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: Sarah Palin writes about Christmas
Infuriates the Left-Gene until blood shoots out of their eyeholes
Which makes it a best seller

/Left needs a rethinking


She knows absolutely nothing about Christmas. She knows the phony white people King James bible based version that she was taught in elementary school. Her ilk sets up gigantic multi-million dollar charities to "feed starving children in Africa", then sends them a few thousand American version bibles and puts the majority of the cash in their Cayman Island banks.

Guess what, Jesus wasn't white! I'd bet he looked a little more like Yassir Arafat than Ken Hamm.
2013-03-12 10:30:27 AM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: WinoRhino: responds with a terse, "You mean  Merry Christmas."

I always say, Oh, really? I thought you were Jewish. I mean you LOOK Jewish. Aren't you a Jew?
C'mon. you can tell me. You're a Jew, right?
I mean, people must tell you that all of the time.
Right?


oh hurry up December, so I can use this.
2013-03-12 10:25:59 AM  
1 votes:
I still get a kick out of how conservatives think "What do you read?" is a deceptive "gotcha" question.
2013-03-12 10:05:43 AM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch


Hey Joe Blow me, wait, sorry....Hey Joeblowme,
You've been at the Kool-Aid again haven't you?
www.the-peoples-forum.com
2013-03-12 08:42:05 AM  
1 votes:

MadMonk: Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.

Ann Coulter?


He's busy
2013-03-12 08:19:18 AM  
1 votes:
This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book

Somehow, I really, really, REALLY doubt that.
2013-03-12 08:16:42 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA: The former Republican vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor has a deal with HarperCollins for "A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas," scheduled for November. HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and "homogenization" of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.

Great! I guess this means she will be discussing all of the religious holidays that occur during the end of December, then? Because Christmas is actually outnumbered by other, much older holidays, that deserve just as much reverence... if you believe in such things, anyway.
2013-03-12 08:09:49 AM  
1 votes:

doyner: Geeze, I thought the coloring book market was already flooded.


it will be written like a Choose Your Own Adventure, except all endings end with the rapture
2013-03-12 08:04:17 AM  
1 votes:
did she run out of money already?

im so glad this woman is basically out of the news now. man. 4 year embarassment.

how can alaskans stand the shame?
2013-03-12 07:26:54 AM  
1 votes:
I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.
 
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