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(KPHO Phoenix)   So, uh...Joseph was all 'bootstrappy' and the Hollywood pro-gay liberals wanted Alaska's money for Obamacare because the anti-Christian Nazarenes were all, "ok", so, that's why Mary, who cherished the 2nd Amendment, didn't abort Jesus *wink*   ( kpho.com) divider line
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2013-03-12 10:32:59 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Joe Blowme: Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey

She's not going to sleep with you.


But her kid might. Just bring an illustrated Bible and a teddy bear.
 
2013-03-12 10:43:30 AM  

Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: What has she accomplished exactly?

1000 x more than you ever will, hence your insane jealousy. Its ok, maybe mommy will make you some coco with tiny marshmallows and let you stay up past your bedtime tonight.


You're really bad at this...
 
2013-03-12 10:47:40 AM  

stonicus: Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: What has she accomplished exactly?

1000 x more than you ever will, hence your insane jealousy. Its ok, maybe mommy will make you some coco with tiny marshmallows and let you stay up past your bedtime tonight.

You're really bad at this...


That depends on what your definition of "this" is
 
2013-03-12 10:53:48 AM  
If there is one thing that Christmas needs, it's more right wing politics.   We often forget the real reason behind Christianity.
 
2013-03-12 10:55:55 AM  

browntimmy: I still get a kick out of how conservatives think "What do you read?" is a deceptive "gotcha" question.


What do you read?
 
2013-03-12 10:59:42 AM  
Sarah Palin writes about Christmas
Infuriates the Left-Gene until blood shoots out of their eyeholes
Which makes it a best seller

/Left needs a rethinking
 
2013-03-12 11:06:50 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: Sarah Palin writes about Christmas
Infuriates the Left-Gene until blood shoots out of their eyeholes
Which makes it a best seller

/Left needs a rethinking


She knows absolutely nothing about Christmas. She knows the phony white people King James bible based version that she was taught in elementary school. Her ilk sets up gigantic multi-million dollar charities to "feed starving children in Africa", then sends them a few thousand American version bibles and puts the majority of the cash in their Cayman Island banks.

Guess what, Jesus wasn't white! I'd bet he looked a little more like Yassir Arafat than Ken Hamm.
 
2013-03-12 11:08:30 AM  

Joe Blowme: stonicus: Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: What has she accomplished exactly?

1000 x more than you ever will, hence your insane jealousy. Its ok, maybe mommy will make you some coco with tiny marshmallows and let you stay up past your bedtime tonight.

You're really bad at this...

That depends on what your definition of "this" is


No matter what the definition turns out to be, you're bad at it...
 
2013-03-12 11:23:29 AM  
www.estergoldberg.com

And they still aren't selling.
 
2013-03-12 11:33:31 AM  
FTFA "HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and "homogenization" of Christmas "

Hmm, will this book be released around Christmastime?
 
2013-03-12 11:34:46 AM  

Joe Blowme: She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life.


Her only accomplishment is to be a worldwide laughingstock. I'd rather remain an anonymous nobody than that. History will not treat the teabaggers well.
 
2013-03-12 11:34:56 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: browntimmy: I still get a kick out of how conservatives think "What do you read?" is a deceptive "gotcha" question.

What do you read?


As far as I'm concerned, only one book matters and that's the Bible...oh, and 50 Shades of Grey.
 
2013-03-12 11:41:21 AM  

Uncle Tractor: Joe Blowme: She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life.

Her only accomplishment is to be a worldwide laughingstock. I'd rather remain an anonymous nobody than that. History will not treat the teabaggers well.


Yep. Ideally you should want respect as much or more than wealth. People say you're jealous of Michael Bay because he's unimaginably rich, but wouldn't you rather be a Coen brother? Not as wealthy, but they live very comfortably and their name is synonymous with quality.
 
2013-03-12 11:56:02 AM  

FuturePastNow: Speaker2Animals: I suspect it won't even be that literate unless she gets a ghostwriter.

Her other book was ghostwritten, why wouldn't this one be, too?


It still turned out to be hilariously stupid.

Her ghostwriter mangled a quote from Chief John Wooden Legs fighting against U.S. expansion into Indian territory, and turned it into a quote about how much UCLA basketball coach John Wooden loves America.
 
2013-03-12 12:00:56 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: I though the god of the Jews only wanted One book.


to rule them all?
 
2013-03-12 12:04:22 PM  
Oh, hell, did someone let Caribou Barbie talk for more than a couple of sentences? Letting her ramble on like that it's like...well...shooting wolves from a helicopter.

/OK, that doesn't sound all that easy now that I say it
//but hey, a snark is a snark, right?
 
2013-03-12 01:08:41 PM  

MmmmBacon: FTFA: The former Republican vice presidential candidate and Alaska governor has a deal with HarperCollins for "A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas," scheduled for November. HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and "homogenization" of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.

Great! I guess this means she will be discussing all of the religious holidays that occur during the end of December, then? Because Christmas is actually outnumbered by other, much older holidays, that deserve just as much reverence... if you believe in such things, anyway.


You know, if she were THAT worried, she could always go like the Orthodox and celebrate Easter as the really important Christian holiday.  (Being born?  Happens shiatloads every day.  That whole "coming back from a fatal tree-nailing" bit?  Just a bit more unusual. :D)

Or she could become a Hispanic Catholic and introduce kids to the joys of Epiphany aka Tres Reyes Day.  (In most Hispanic countries, Christmas still very much is a religious holiday--the actual pressies tend to be given out on January 6, by either the Three Magi (which frankly makes a bit more sense) or in some countries the Christ Child (WTF?).

But no, seeing as she's a friggin' NARasite, about the only use she'd have for Catholicism or Orthodoxy would be to set up cell-churches disguised as "lay ministries" to eventually convert them into essentially neopentecostals in Catholic drag.  Like they're trying very very hard to do in Guatemala and Brazil and Singapore...

(Ironically, you'd think that NARasites of all dominionist nutters (and Assemblies-linked NARasites like Palin in particular) would actually be aware of other gifting holidays during the month of December--seeing as the Assemblies probably has the heaviest push of any group towards founding "Messianic Jewish" congregations (which pretty much are actually more like "NARasites that keep Kosher and have services in Hebrew and get all manner of adoration-bordering-on-overt-idolatry by the parent church")--enough that a fair number of NARasites are familiar in passing with Hanukkah due to the "Messianics" and "Hebrew Christians" (aka NARasites of non-Jewish descent also keeping kosher and learning Hebrew for services and hosting mockeries of the High Holidays) observing both Hanukkah AND Christmas.)
 
2013-03-12 01:12:50 PM  
" the book will criticize the "over-commercialism" and 'homogenization' of Christmas "

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-12 01:20:44 PM  
It will probably end just as Mary and Joseph get to Bethlehem.
 
2013-03-12 01:25:04 PM  

grokca: It will probably end just as Mary and Joseph get to Bethlehem.


Well yeah, they were homeless Jews riding a donkey looking for a handout.
 
2013-03-12 02:05:45 PM  

Joe Blowme: Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey

So when was your last stint as a mayor? Or governor? But yea, she sure is dumb... amirite?


You know, I'm sure she's intelligent to some degree, but that doesn't help when you've been cursed by a fairy you not only didn't share your bread with but stole land from to, every time you open your mouth, hear utter gibberish spout out. I mean, it wasn't even snakes and frogs, she could've made money out of that.
 
2013-03-12 02:44:50 PM  
FTFA:  "the book [by Sarah Palin] will advocate "reserving Jesus Christ in Christmas"

So this means she doesn't want anyone to even mention Jesus Christ outside the Christmas season? What an interesting concept!
 
2013-03-12 02:51:17 PM  

Joe Blowme: RoboZombie: Joe Blowme: Deathfrogg: Joe Blowme: The jealousy of this woman on FARK is astounding.... and amusing

It isn't jealousy. It is sheer, unadulterated contempt for a functionally illiterate, bible thumping airhead twit of the highest order who was once taken seriously by the church ladies and their brownshirt husbands.

She has accomplished more than you ever will, just admit you hate her and move on with your life. Does it make you fell like you life is not such a waste if you belittle others? Do you even know what illiterate means? I only ask because it does not apply here in the real world to this woman but maybe it does in yours where you ride rainbow farting unicorns.

/jealousy is a biatch

Hey Joe Blow me, wait, sorry....Hey Joeblowme,
You've been at the Kool-Aid again haven't you?
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Look! Another jealous keyboard monkey

So when was your last stint as a mayor? Or governor? But yea, she sure is dumb... amirite?


Yes.  You are correct.
 
2013-03-12 02:52:49 PM  

Deathfrogg: grokca: It will probably end just as Mary and Joseph get to Bethlehem.

Well yeah, they were homeless Jews riding a donkey looking for a handout.


I heard it wasn't even her husband that got her pregnant!
 
2013-03-12 07:17:51 PM  
Confusing headline u got there, subby
 
2013-03-12 07:45:25 PM  
As a dark-haired, glasses-wearing female who has been elected to (an admittedly significantly smaller and far less important,) public office in her lifetime, I think I can reasonably say that Sarah Palin is a fairly hypocritical and annoying person and that a lot of us other dark-haired, glasses-wearing female politicians are kind of tired of having to hear the comparisons between her and us. I changed my glasses to minimize the jokes back in 2008 and was thoroughly relieved when she fell out of public notice because it meant fewer jokes and stupid questions referencing the fact that I have a couple of physical traits in common with her. (Older blondes in local politics have the same problem with Hillary Clinton and African-American ladies get Condoleeza Rice a lot. It happens.)

I have no objection to or jealousy of her achievements because I'm over twenty years younger and couldn't statistically or legally be expected to have done all the same things yet. It would be like accusing a ten-year-old of being jealous of a sixteen-year-old who'd totaled a car for pointing out that the sixteen-year-old isn't a good driver.

But having done a couple of the same things, I think I can reasonably say that she is lacking in certain aspects which make up good character. Sometimes a bad example is as useful as a good one, though, so I have to admit to finding her helpful there. You don't have to be the social or career equal of a person to recognize that they have shortcomings, just as you don't have to lack shortcomings yourself to notice and comment on someone else's...provided you're polite and civil about it, and willing to own up to your own failings. (For the sake of argument, I am lazier than I could be, a little too sweary when I'm angry and a bit too fond of delicious beer, though I'm trying hard to be better.)

And she was a really good sport about Tina Fey's parody performances, which counts for a lot.
 
2013-03-13 09:14:54 AM  
I think I like her because so many people I have no respect for, vociferously hate her.
she's goofy, and shoulda NEVER done or allowed her kids to do any reality crap
but's she ran the richest and most dangerous state in the country
with a higher approval rating than any in congress or the white house at the time.

I'm not into christmas books, would not buy
 
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